Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 This enemy psychological warfare stunt, is having minimal effect on the resistance of this foreign occupation. Our forces will remain on "cold-start" the uprising will begin when the time is right. OOC: I'll start in the next RP session inbox me whenever it starts......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 This enemy psychological warfare stunt, is having minimal effect on the resistance of this foreign occupation. Our forces will remain on "cold-start" the uprising will begin when the time is right. OOC: I'll start in the next RP session inbox me whenever it starts......... OOC: CNRP is a continuous roleplay. There won't be a new RP session for CNRP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Oh well the citizens of the Islamic Republic of Iran formally resign from the resistance and carry on as regular citizens on Tianxia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 The Autobot Commander of the 1st Cybertronian Division realizing victory is within his grasp gives the order to attack. Thousands of transforming compact disc player, VCRs, and blenders swoop in for the kill riding upon the backs of angry pigs. With vengeance in the cold mechanical hearts of the crack Autobot warriors and their mascot Wall-e they open fire on the dastardly Iranians with cannons that shoot flaming balls of bacon. In the event that fails the second wave have entire squadrons of dogs ready to hurl at the Iranians to incite further religious conundrums if having flaming wads of bacon shot at them by transforming household appliances from the backs of pigs isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted July 9, 2013 Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 Oh well the citizens of the Islamic Republic of Iran formally resign from the resistance and carry on as regular citizens on Tianxia. As soon as the citizenry formally resigned the Imperial constabulary would place all of them under arrest and send them to various work education camps in Kazakhstan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) The now defunct Ministry of Foreign Relations hasn't received any reports of its former citizens being attacked by fictitious robots or arrested inside the jurisdiction of Tiaxian Protectorate so we officially write these claims off as psychological warfare. Edited July 9, 2013 by Supreme Ayatollah Khamenei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Given the agency is defunct it is hardly likely they'd be getting any reports. Further, given they are most likely making big rocks into little rocks in Kablackistan, the very idea of a report brings howls of mirth to the porcine mounted assault cavalry of the 1st Cybertronian Division. Clearly this calls for a celebration, few cans of WB-40 all around for a job well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywall Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Ooc: reroll dude lol Zambian officials are at a loss for words with the current situation but do request leniency towards their neighbors Tanzania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Khamenei Posted July 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 OOC: Will do ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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