magadan oblast news and events

[supercheese]

"following the successful negotiations a vote was held to decide the new government. The former protectorate government was elected with the majority vote of 80% of the voters. Andrey says there are still to be upcoming elections for the senate and party representitves."

"In other news military recruitment offices have opened up across the country and there has begun a steady stream of recruits into bootcamps. chancellor od defense said " has valyue peacekeepers begin to withdraw we want to replace them with our own troops fast to ensure peace and security."

" Lastly the chancelor of defense had said that the formation of the mnsa had begun. mnsa stands for magadan national security agency and will serve has everything to uniting and supporting police forces to providing government security to anti eisponage and much more. this has been the magadan news. till next time".

[Zoot Zoot]

The USRS is shocked by the literacy levels of the Officials in Magadan Oblast, specifically its broadcasters.

[supercheese]

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The USRS is shocked by the literacy levels of the Officials in Magadan Oblast, specifically its broadcasters.
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tanks wi work veri hard to ceep it lik dat

[Sargun II]

[i]Artemis[/i] offers to send financial aid to this nation run by mentally challenged children.

[supercheese]

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[i]Artemis[/i] offers to send financial aid to this nation run by mentally challenged children.
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its nice that nations runned by idiots can get together and say things about a smaller nation to feel better about them selves. nation bullies 101 a guide for those who got beat up in school.

[Zoot Zoot]

Once again, the USRS looks on in utter disbelief as the Government of Magadan Oblast further destroys the written language. We must ask, has the Government of Magadan Oblast declared war on language itself?

[supercheese]

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Once again, the USRS looks on in utter disbelief as the Government of Magadan Oblast further destroys the written language. We must ask, has the Government of Magadan Oblast declared war on language itself?
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nah the dow isnt done printing yet

[JEDCJT]

[b]RADIO NOVCORP, broadcast from the Serene Republic of Vaule:[/b]

"As with the United Socialist Republic of Siberia, we at Radio NovCorp are befuddled at this butchery of the written language by the Government of Magadan Oblast. We can only wonder what the Government of the Serene Republic of Vaule was thinking when it turned over control of the region over to a government that has such...low literacy levels. Surely, education standards are not declining in certain parts of the world on the same level that diplomacy is on the decline everywhere in the world?

But no worries! We, at Radio NovCorp, happen to be in the middle of planning to host an educational radio broadcast that we are sure will help to boost literacy, and we can petition private citizens of the Republic of Noveria to provide funding to help bring up the education of Magadan, its government, and people up to the respectable standards of the world community of nations, especially in the delicate field of diplomacy and communication."

[b]OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE DIRECTORATE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS:[/b]

"We watch this with mild interest."

[supercheese]

ooc: lol alright im using my piece a crap phone to type so i might make mistakes but no more comments on my literacy please. i mean really you dont have anything better to do than bash me for something this stupid?

[Zoot Zoot]

OOC
I'm on my phone and my spelling is fine pal, as is my literacy/ punctuation.
IC
[b]Classified[/b]
Special Branch - SatOps began monitoring the Magadan Oblast region and pin pointing all facilities of military significance. SatOps also began identifying civilian targets of strategic interest such as bridges, city sub stations, airfields/airports and factories capable of producing arms.

Special Branch - NetOps began preparing cyber operations to jam civilian and military communications within the region, once prepared, the units waited for the order to begin operations.

[b]Cossack Command[/b]
***Orders***

All Shock Formations are to deploy to Eastern Command District. But are to remain away from the border with Magadan Oblast.

[b]Sea of Okhotsk Corvette Squadron[/b]
***Orders***

Squadron is to spread along the Magadan Coast in International Waters and patrol the sector.

***Secondary Orders***
Moniter all Maritime traffic sailing into Magadan Oblast flying the Magadan Flag.


[b]Public[/b]

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The USRS demands that the citizens of Magadan Oblast be entitled to a full and proper education. By the obvious restriction or lack of education in Magadan Oblast, you are in severe voilation of the human rights of the people. Failure to adhere to this demand will result in trading sanctions, pending further action if the human rights of the people are not restored.

Edited July 29, 2011 by Zoot Zoot

[JEDCJT]

[quote name='supercheese' timestamp='1311894549' post='2766466']
ooc: lol alright im using my piece a crap phone to type so i might make mistakes but no more comments on my literacy please. i mean really you dont have anything better to do than bash me for something this stupid?
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OOC: I'm not bashing you for your literacy OOCly. It's just that my IC people at NovCorp are quite...hard-hitting $%&@ers.

[Captain Enema]

OOC: Alright knock it off. He was more or less railroaded out of Australia. Are you all so bored that the only interesting thing you can find to do is heckle someone's writing abilities?

GROW UP.


IC:

Legion welcomes this new nation to Asia and will watch without further comment for the time being as that is our standard procedure with new nations.

[supercheese]

Public response

" All citizens are required to take atleast 12 years of proper schooling. The government of Magadan Oblast have in no way violated the human rights act and we are wiling to invite a full investigation to any nations who believe otherwise."

occ: well apparently your phone is better then mine.

[Captain Enema]

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Public response

" All citizens are required to take atleast 12 years of proper schooling. The government of Magadan Oblast have in no way violated the human rights act and we are wiling to invite a full investigation to any nations who believe otherwise."

occ: well apparently your phone is better then mine.
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"The Port Sudan Tattler highly encourages you to ignore these squawkers until they can be respectful. These nations are acting like unruly young children, don't give them the attention they want. Rather, challenge them to a spelling bee with the stakes being a case of beer.

Do not take them seriously."

[supercheese]

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"The Port Sudan Tattler highly encourages you to ignore these squawkers until they can be respectful. These nations are acting like unruly young children, don't give them the attention they want. Rather, challenge them to a spelling bee with the stakes being a case of beer.

Do not take them seriously."
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" The Magadan government is taking this idea into intense consideration."

[Captain Enema]

"The Port Sudan Tattler, a rather notorious newspaper/scandal sheet, for all of Legion is quite interested in doing an article on your new nation. Might we have permission to send a journalist to poke around and ask some questions? We do have to insist that the article be printed without having to be cleared by your government though. Legion doesn't hinder freedom of the press like so many other nations enjoy doing. In fact a few of the nations pestering you probably regularly stifle freedom of speech in their own nations. Hypocrites."

[supercheese]

" We welcome the journalist into the nation. We also support freedom of press and we will not in anyway attempt to interfere with the story."

[Captain Enema]

Wolf Schlitzer from the Port Sudan Tattler finds himself rudely thrown out of his bed by three large men wearing SWAT Gear. He stares up at the three men in all their Tacticool glory with red laser beams flashing off the end of their carbines and decides that whatever they want, he should probably just let them have it. Finally he asks,"So... did I run my bartab again and forget to close it?"

"Nah, your boss just wants you to fly to someplace in Asia and write a story on them. He sent us to scare the living daylights out of you for that prank you pulled on him last year," replies one of the men.

"Oh that rotten..." mutters Wolf as he showers, dresses, grabs his Go Bag and walks out the door with the three Tacticool looking Commandos chortling in his wake as they follow him.

A few hours later he finds himself sitting in first class telling a fine looking stewardess, "And then the cannibals decided to not eat me as I'm a living god in their culture.." with a glass of red label scotch in one hand.

ooc: he'll arrive in one more post.

[supercheese]

Has an invited guest he would be meet by a limousine who would take him to a 5 star hotel free of charge. The limousine would be available for his use at any time. The limousine would be waiting the second the plane landed.

[Captain Enema]

Wolf Schiltzer, the Journalistic Hero of the Kickapoo War, gets off the plane and meets his local driver. He politely tells the limousine driver that he has a car of his own that was hired by his Newspaper for the duration of his assignment. He hops into the beater with his local driver, paid for by the paper, and a cameraman. This report is going to also include a few live broadcasts as well.

As Wolf is a bit of a lech he skips the 5 star resort and heads directly for the nearest red light district as well. All this journalism is making him horny and hungry. Besides, asking working girls questions gets all kinds of great answers, they spend most of their time listening to men who gossip about all kinds of things. Probably not going to be any live broadcasts of these specific interviews though due to in-depth nature of them.

Edited July 29, 2011 by Tidy Bowl Man

[supercheese]

Mining operations begin:
The government in an attempt to reduce unemployment has begun to plan a mining operation in the mountains. At this time government hired professionals have begun exploring the mountains in search for areas that may be worth mining in. Already several areas have been found that may be rich in gold and silver has well has natural gas. After these suspicions have been confirmed the government will begin hiring workers to begin these operations.

Senate vote:
The senate vote has concluded today and has been tallied.
Results:

Democratic party:50% seats:50
Socialist party: 30% seats: 30
capitalist party: 15% seats: 15
other: 5% seats: 5

[Captain Enema]

Wolf Schlitzer is standing out a small school with his TV crew. They are filming a bunch of kids playing dodge ball. One small child wanders up and bravely asks, "Who are you?"

"I'm Wolf Schlitzer, from the Port Sudan Tattler, who are you?"

"Timmy..."

"Timmy how old are you?"

"This many years," Timmy says as he holds up 4 fingers.

"Well Timmy do you like school?"

"I love it, my teachers give us milk and cookies."

"Well, that's great.. what are you learning today?"

"How to make this many into this many," Timmy says as he holds up 2 fingers on one hand and four on the other.

Websites in Legion promptly start displaying banners and such reading, "Timmy, makin' this many into this many since 2011.." Rumors also show that there are several Timmy fan clubs forming as well within Legion. The Port Sudan Teacher's Association do an informal vote and nominate Timmy as the cutest little kid ever to be shown on Television, far cuter than that annoying Molly Kid and her damn lost goat.

[supercheese]

Mining Operations:

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"Mining operations has moved to the next stage, trained professionals have been hired and are starting the excavation of the mines."

[supercheese]

Mining Operations:
Several mines in the mountains have now opened for business. Both above and underground mining is taking place. The government has compiled a list of the major minerals being mined at this time: gold, silver, tin, tungsten, copper, molybdenum, rutile, ilmente, poly-metallic ores has well has natural gas. Refineries have also opened up created various other metals such has aluminum, steel, and titanium are a few examples. The government still holds plans for future mines to be built and more are already under construction. The nation is already feeling the affects of the increase of business has unemployment rates have gone down and economists predict it to continue to fall has the new growing industry inside the nation attracts privately owned corporations and larger export amounts. The sight of a better economical future inside the nation is within sight.

[supercheese]

Political Shifts:

"With the increase of jobs in the nation it has led to an increase in immigration. This has many people in the nation worried that immigrants will begin taking jobs away from the current citizens. Many are calling on the government to pass immigration restrictions to cut down the number of immigrants coming in. This has led to the new nativeist party which is gaining support from there promises of pushing anti-immigration laws in the senate. Despite this increase of anti-immigration movements the government has stated that they have no plans of limiting immigration. National economists have stated that the predicted increase of jobs will be able to compensate for the increase in immigration. We will keep you updated has the debate goes on."

Constructions:

"With housing and industry needs on the rise the government has ordered an expansion of cities across the coast, where the majority of the population is located. New neighborhoods and industrial sites has well has ports are under construction across the coast. Meanwhile several mountain cities, nearby the mines have begun to be able to house the increasing population in the mountains to work at the mines."

High-tech industries:

"With the increasing economy the need for hightech goods is on the rise, leading to the rise of several hightech manufacturing companies, this will make the purchase of such goods less expensive for the economy to have to be imported from other nations."