Johnny Apocalypse
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2 minutes ago, Levonscott said:
Hurt, durr, light mode. Go on, get it out of your system.
A year and a half? Sounds like a GATO efficiency record, to me!
We'll be even more efficient if you let me run through the red tape with some scissors
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8 hours ago, CrinkledStraw said:
Agreed, someone else has certainly taken up the mantel as worst alliance.
Nah there is more than one contender for WAE, probably enough to draw up a draft and make it a competition like we did in the longlong ago era to decide definitively who the Worst Alliance Ever actually was.
There'll never be another WAE like GGA though imo.
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13 hours ago, Galtian Commune said:
Subjective indeed.
No honorable mention for the honorable Hime Dame Themis? Told me he was coming for justice, declared war on the forums, and then did absolutely nothing but hide in PM.
Shhhhh! Of course not, wouldn't want to say anything bad about the fringe shield.
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1 hour ago, Electron Sponge said:
you absolutely can, I have done it
On topic, I respect and appreciate both these alliances a great deal, both of them are good long term allies to our Order. Nothing has changed from our point of view. Part of me wishes there was some drama though, lord knows this place could use some real drama and not just yelling at whatever alliance affiliation someone might have in the few times when people manage to get worked up to a mild irritation.
teach me your secrets.
Also yes I generally agree this place could use some drama, some broadcast entertainment perhaps like from days long gone by for example. There's not a great deal to be dramatic about with this unless for the sake of theatrics; a distraught member of the Legion or NATO who might be utterly devastated by the news, openly begins weeping and lamenting the loss of their former treaty partner. Instead both alliances have amicably parted ways and everyone's respective friends are being very polite about it- it's a bit weird actually.
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5 hours ago, SeaBeeGipson said:
22 hours and not a single "the web gets unwebbier" comment.
Shame shameThat's because we're all used to the web typically getting webbier, when it gets unwebbier we all put on our serious faces because it's an anomaly.
I don't sense any ill-will between the two alliances or that they've necessarily fallen out. Unlike a treaty you can't really cancel a friendship and I wish both parties luck going forward (mainly our allies in Legion though ofc)
o7
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oh boy escalation!
who else will pledge their fealty for Great Nation?
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On 4/8/2023 at 6:13 AM, firingline said:
There's tons of timeless humor in CN.
For example: GATO.
It's true, our comedy clubs have been open and a real hoot since time began in this world. Once you fill in the appropriate paperwork anyway.
On 4/8/2023 at 7:03 AM, Electron Sponge said:one of the primary rules of comedy is you never punch down
You see this is how you actually do comedy/satire- we have open-mic nights just fyi
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But it's so tiny, is anyone even in range?
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Oh hey the forums are still up, I assumed the whole thing was down
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On 4/1/2023 at 7:51 PM, A1ph4 0m3ga said:
Some of your neighbors are bringing down the property value around here. We are just going to be doing our part to benefit everyone in the long run.
It is true that using clean burning propane will improve the air quality and the quality of the meat, you bunch of cookers are at least doing that right
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On 3/14/2023 at 4:13 AM, One Eighty Two said:
Always great to see friends getting together! Congrats ❤️
Kink of the Hill
On 3/14/2023 at 5:39 AM, CrinkledStraw said:NG serving the drinks seems…dangerous for the rest of you.
:frogsiren:
Nah it'll be fine. I'm sure people will BYOB and you'll have plenty of Kool-aid to serve each other.
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12 minutes ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said:
Propain and propain accessories are the tools of the trade here at The Cookout 😉I'm so glad to hear y'all understand. All the best to ya
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I don't care if I'm invited to the cookout but answer me this:
Do you use charcoal or propane?
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7 minutes ago, AL Bundy said:
hahaha I believe I'm getting bashed here along with NG haha but ill swing it as a compliment haha
AL
Nahhh I was being sincere, you guys are made for each other. You, Lyanna and AA do go way back and taught her how to actually fight when she came to Planet Bob afterall, seeing your two alliances sign this relatively laidback treaty isn't all that farfetched.
Good luck to you both!
4 minutes ago, firingline said:So basically Doom Wolves didn't raid anyone in our coalition and you're just a clown doing clown things.
Got it.
Whatever helps you sleep at night FL 🤡
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15 minutes ago, firingline said:
Which alliances in our coalition did DW indiscriminately raid? Please be specific.
Nah, Smitty did a great job summarising your stance on the wiki. You can play the pedant as much as you like though
https://cybernations.fandom.com/wiki/BiPolar_2:_Electron's_Boogaloo
QuoteFTW and NATO mirrored DBDC's own open declaration of war on much of CN, though they restricted their statement to: "include [solely] Doom entities such as Birds, Wolves, and Squad."
QuoteFTW & NATO grew upset that DOOM (more generally) would raid whenever they wanted and whomever they wanted (without protection or treaty ties). DOOM alliances were also criticized publicly as using their ties with CLAWS and New Pacific Order to shield them from the consequences of their actions. FTW & NATO decided that they had had enough and declared war on several of the Friends of DOOM.
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50 minutes ago, AL Bundy said:
What alliance are you with again hahaha... are you really talking about "sides" haha
Got to love this game. A guy tries to make some new friends (optional one at that) an all I hear is how I'm switching sides. How many alliances have allies on each "side" ----this is just directed at you JA. I try out one and now i am the enemy. I thought the comments in the treaty were just some fun jokes... wow was I wrong....
AL
I didn't say anything about anyone switching sides, more that you might be able to share your raiding expertise with NG as they clearly can't pull it off like you have and are eager for some targets
22 minutes ago, firingline said:I'm not sure what makes you think our coalition is anti-raiding.
It'd be a pretty close race between Bundy and I as to who did the most raiding in the immediate aftermath of this past global - him from a Doom AA and me from the NATO AA. Given NATO formed the coalition, it's pretty clear there isn't an incompatibility in how The Wolves and our coalition view raiding...
Then again, I can't remember the last time you had a reasonably coherent thought, so...
I don't think I said anything about you being anti-raid either, more that the CB cited by FTW/NATO was against DBDC's open DoW wherein they raided a number of the alliances that made up your coalition. Given that NATO formed the coalition against DBDC/DS/DW; it's entertaining to see you applaud your allies cosying up to some of the people who indiscriminately raided alliances who joined your cause.
Makes me wonder how they all feel about this, ya know?
Also that's fine, I can't remember if you've ever had a good point to make instead of throwing flimsy barbs, so any coherent point made by me or anyone else is utterly wasted on you. So with that in mind; 👋
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2 hours ago, kerschbs said:
This feels good.
Now we need raid targets.
Why not have a pop at the alliances who joined your coalition against the indiscriminate raiding carried out by your new allies? I'm sure the Doomies would be more than happy to share their intel and pick up where they left off
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6 hours ago, HeroofTime55 said:
I do sorta appreciate when all the worst people gather together in a single alliance. makes things easier in the long run.
It sure does
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2 hours ago, Kapleo said:
What is worst, there are rumors of allied intervention.
COINCIDENCE? I think not.
You have been warned.
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On 3/6/2023 at 10:01 PM, firingline said:
You're really bad at this.
By all means demonstrate how to do it well.
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8 hours ago, Master Hakai said:
Be nice if someone would comment something less positive
LMBO nice treaty shame about you're irrelevevance and suboptimal slot usage!
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23 hours ago, Caustic said:
Sigrun was a useful tool because they could be controlled and understood that they were a junior partner in the relationship. Methface does not understand these things.
Spoken like a true sociopath!
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I say I say; a callout has been made. Does the leader of the Great Nation refuse to acknowledge this summoning?
What's so great about them anyway? Personally I don't see it 🤷♂️
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Silence is violence
The Cataphonic Accords
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
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If you were that hungry for our involvement your handlers could have always taken a more direct approach, however they seemed to be more inclined to avoid that for some reason.
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Thank you!