Johnny Apocalypse
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35 minutes ago, DavidMustaine said:
What if I shoot you? 🤔
Like I said; doesn't matter who. By all means; fire away, I need more dead people. Their bones are being re-purposed for an intergalatic spaceship that will propel Ouroboros from this planet for good.
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I 'member LoSS
Now pick up a gun and start shooting someone- doesn't matter who.
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Hey there CRAP good to see ya! Knock 'em back into range for me to fight them again, you can never be too rich in a target rich environment
Godspeed o/
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3 hours ago, jerdge said:
Careful.
Although not exclusively, the GGA was largely Bilrow and, unfortunately, he's been buried (or equivalent) in the literal sense.
R.I.P.
Oh man sorry, that completely went over my head there. I was more thinking of the other members and I associated him with NPO in the end. No disrespect intended there at all
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While we're all roaming the graveyard with these shovels, let's find where GGA are buried too.
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1 hour ago, LittleRena said:
You know when you go fishing, and every fish is just biting? Great day.
o7
Haha, well played.
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13 minutes ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said:
Careful. @Electron Sponge seems to be in a cancelling mood. Wouldn’t want Argent to suffer for one person’s attempt at cheap shots.I have a feeling that treaty might have gotten lost underneath some more relevant paperwork. This is Argent we're talking about afterall
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12 minutes ago, LittleRena said:
Expected, but still cowardly.
Are you implying that Polaris are leaving Oculus and friends because the battle is lost? Because it's only really cowardly if they're doing it to get out of losing....
Years and years ago I watched the ambitious electric sponge blow up a variety of alliances and there was nothing that resembled cowardice in his approach.
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5 hours ago, Electron Sponge said:
Well you know what they say about whatever alliance you're in
nothing
Who the heck even are the Dark Temples anyway?
6 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said:I can actually answer that!
Frustrated! and at times absolutely furious!
How would your reaction be, you absolute reptile?
These should be the only two labelled cabinets found in a Ministry of Love, maybe one for "Smalll Joy" but that's pushing it.
Also congrats on streamlining your FA policy so that it makes sense and you aren't friends with literally everyone for the sake of having multiple worthless security blankets, you truly have fixed CN- for yourselves at least.
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14 hours ago, monkeybum said:
No idea who this is. But at least he put in the effort for the announcment.
Some nobody who just likes to fight giants for fun.
Also why announce anything if you're not gonna put in the effort to give it some gusto eh?
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I'm up 88 places now ranked 40th and I get to be in both dumpsters?
This is bliss. Nice wok again Piejonk
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13 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said:
But the war isn't over yet
Okay I lol'd. That has to be an imposter right?
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Nicely done! It'd be pretty neat if you could combine the stats with the map when you click on each combatant, though I've no idea myself how you could do that.
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10 hours ago, Walshington said:
This is likely a gravedig, and I apologize, but I think I may have a foul to give.
Listen up, kids, because this advice is as timely in other worlds as it is in CN:
Always find friends who will not give your position under the floorboards to the Nazi's.This is what that looks like. Like Curtis Goodman, Non-Grata has chosen wisely...
Three OWF pages behind, gonna have to see what's happening, check if that Lyanna girl ever amounted to anything...
It is good to see you again my friend; they call this the 'end times' but haven't they always?
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3 hours ago, Van Hoo X said:
I don't know enough about past history to care either way. So ... congrats/shame on you/may the casualties flow/I hope you get eternally ZIed/good luck/sup JA/I hope you get nuked to oblivion/everyone needs to stop using "rent free", it's stale and over-used.
I think that covers it.
Yeah this is concise enough, thread over!
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54 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said:
I am excited for this opportunity to correct one of our past mistakes.
Yeah thank you zapdos for all the rent-free living but it's time I moved out y'know? Besides I've kinda been rolling solo for a while, so it's not like you haven't had the opportunity for well over a year 🤷♂️
Good luck! Now I get to find out if you're more competent than CLAWS.
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4 minutes ago, jerdge said:
For Johnny's standards this looks a bit as something assembled in haste, but I nonetheless applaude the effort.
For context and background: I really liked The Day Today, any chance we can have it back, @Johnny Apocalypse?
My split-personalities thought this was the best way to communicate but I'm sure I'll get round to firing up the printing presses again at some point for The Day Today (or something similar) once my respective personalities reconvene somewhat. For the time being though? Number must go down.
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5 minutes ago, Bionic redhead said:
Oh hey, it's another person that NG allowed to escape after attacking NG under dubious circumstances in the past coming back to attack NG again.
Don't hold your breath about being show the same mercy.
I was in suspended animation during the time you're referring to and have mostly kept to myself apart from taking potshots at Doomsphere whenever the commies got into trouble (they are BUTT allies afterall) but don't you worry I have no intention of seeking mercy anyway. So let's dance.
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Incoming transmission from the scrambled ORBS
Extensive radiation has resulted in mutations with the Ouroboros consciousness leading to a fractured personality and a tendency toward violent pursuits stemming from delusions of grandeur. The following is a recently intercepted broadcast from the Chief Reporter(s) venturing out from the Central ORBS Tower:
Voice #1: "What was that?"
Voice #2: "It had CLAWS so we killed it"
Voice #3: "That is good."
Voice #1: "Such a weak and frail species"
Voice #2: "So easily killed."
Voice #3: "That is good."
Voice #1: "There is a new objective. Less inferior and weak."
Voice #2: "Yes, the terrible grungemen have asked us to help them kill it. Perhaps it will pose a real challenge."
Voice #3: "That is good."
Voice #1: "Our obligation to the Old Codgers Coalition still stands."
Voice #2: "So we must continue to kill the others?"
Voices #1, 2 & 3:
"Yes, I will dispose of this one. You handle the others."
"Very well then."
"I will go and kill those that ran away from us."
"That is good."
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*End Transmission*
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- Ouroboros hereby declares war on Non Grata in accordance with Article V - Gluteus Maximus of the B.U.T.T in defense of the Post Grunge Supergroup.
- Ouroboros continues to recognise a state of war with CLAWS in defense of the Old Codgers Coalition.
Signed: Johnny Apocalypse(s) - Demented Ghoul in Chief of ORBS
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14 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said:
Case in point, ego. It's sad you can't accept your own shortcomings.
What was that? Pride cometh before the fall? You are, after all, the expert on that.
And please. People make up colorful accusations against NG like twice a week. I don't know why it's such a popular pastime, but it's boring, and tiring, and at this point, like Kapleo and yourself, stale.
Oh dude, you ain't wrong. Failed leader to the max over here, I had a good run but all good things end. Sometimes well: sometimes badly. So yeah I do know a thing or two about that, I'll be here at the bottom watching you plummet. All the while living my best life doing what I did best; shooting at CLAWS without a care in the world.Yeah people 'make up' accusations, doesn't occur to you that there's some causation in that correlation? Complain about it to someone in your cult who cares, you insipid bootlicker.
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6 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said:
...Case in point of the toxic stench. What was the drama about you being butthurt that she had "too much power" because she was... organizing trade circles or some crap? Incredible. Look where NG is with her and look where you are without her. Maybe you should have kept your fragile, delicate ego in check, and COBRA wouldn't have catastrophically failed.Ouch burn oooh please stop. I'm much happier not being responsible for a band of idiots and the idea I needed her to be anything other than the person to crunch spreadsheets for me is laughable.
So real talk; that 'drama' was all just a pre-text to stop her becoming leader of COBRA and becoming another NG proxy. She's the one who ran bawling to Stewie when I didn't make her Queen making a big scene about it. Also she was terrible at diplomacy, that sugar and spice thing might be working for you now but it won't last. Pride cometh before the fall and the fall is much higher from up there. Good luck!
Speaking of toxic stench? Got plenty on your gang too bud, something glass houses and stones?
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4 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said:
You know, it doesn't really surprise me that you were high fiving James on the forums, you must feel a kinship with a micro leader that abandons his alliance and then goes Senate rogue in a vanity tantrum that was as meaningless as your CN career.
Speaking of micro leaders who abandon their alliances and throw vanity tantrums when they don't get their way.....
But hey at least you got to be queen somewhere right?
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22 hours ago, HeroofTime55 said:
i am offended broadly that NG gave so many of these clowns peace back in the day.
"Deal with it"
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42 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said:
Awww am I sensing someone feeling a little envious? Can't say I blame you really so I'll let you in on our secret. It goes a little bit like this:
"When you got it, flaunt it
Step right up and strut your stuff
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in the theatre modesty can hurt you"
The 18th War of Argent Relevancy stats (not done particularly well)
in Open World RP
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Still in the middle of the list. Nicely balanced.