Brewersalliance

Im using those for the power ball. If i win, I'll buy your TE nation a donation

lol wait what did we do? We would never insult Daddy Trumps Family. Make Steve Great Again. Good luck everyone, this war is going to be Yuge. And just remember, covfefe.

Yablecki : Brewersalliance, brewersalliance, brewersalliance. They call for you. The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. A striking story. Now the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. What could be more glorious than to challenge the emperor himself in the great arena. brewersalliance: You would fight me? Yablecki : Why not? Do you think I am afraid? brewersalliance: I think you have been afraid all your life. Yablecki : Unlike brewersalliance the invincible, who knows no fear? brewersalliance [ laughing]: I knew a man once who said, death smiles at us all. All that man can do is smile back. Yablecki : I wonder. Did your friend smile at his own death? brewersalliance: You must know. He was your father. Yablecki : You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now brother. [Yablecki embraces brewersalliance and with one fierce thrust, stabs him with his knife, kissing him on the neck.] Yablecki [to Bajor]: Strap on his armour. Conceal the wound. The trap door to the arena opens as the lift rises, encircled with the Sexy Gladiators as they stand behind their black shields. In the middle, the white clad Yablecki , gazing upwardly, basking in the sun and the wounded, dying brewersalliance stand. All the while, Bajor staring at brewersalliance. As they reach the arena, the Sexy Gladiators take their place at the perimeter of the arena. brewersalliance stumbles to the center, slowly stooping to pick up a handful of sand, with a watchful eye on Bajor. brewersalliance rubs the sand in his hands and reaches for his sword but Bajor tosses it aside, and out of reach. brewersalliance painfully moves to where the sword has been tossed and picks it up, immediately swinging at Yablecki . The two do battle. brewersalliance roars as he attacks Yablecki . Yablecki manages to cut brewersalliance' leg. Although wounded, brewersalliance cuts Yablecki ' arm causing him to drop his sword. brewersalliance begins to drift into the after life and as he sees the gate to his home, the sword drops from his hand. Meanwhile, Yablecki is calling Bajor for his sword but Bajor does not comply. Yablecki then turns to the Sexy Gladiators , calling out "sword". The gladiators begin to pull their swords when Bajor quickly tells them to "sheath your swords" and they quickly comply. As Yablecki reaches for his hidden dagger, brewersalliance quickly returns to this life and, unarmed but for his strength and determination, does battle with Yablecki , turning Yablecki ' knife against him. Yablecki tries relentlessly to fight brewersalliance off but brewersalliance slowly plunges the knife into Yablecki ' throat, further and further until it can go no further. Yablecki falls to the ground. The fight over, brewersalliance begins to drift as he reaches out his bloodied hand, to push open the gate that leads to his home. Peace, once again, overcomes brewersalliance when Bajor calls to him. "brewersalliance, brewersalliance." brewersalliance regains consciousness. brewersalliance: Bajor, free my men. Senator Fury is to be reinstated. There was once a dream that was Planet Steve, it shall be realized. These are the wishes of Caesar of Atlia. [Bajor calls out to the guards, "Free the prisoners, ...go!" ] brewersalliance stands, unsteady, as the vision of the wheat field once again comes to him, his wife MsShawdi and son waiting for him. Suddenly he falls hard like a tree, to the ground. Sister Midnight runs into the arena, dropping to her knees at his side and calling to him "brewersalliance!" brewersalliance gazes up and tells her, "MK is safe." Sister Midnight looks at him adoringly and responds, "Go to them", freeing him. With her hand, she closes his eyes, his face calm and at peace as he leaves this world. Sister Midnight adds, "you are home." Grieving, with one hand to her brow and the other over her heart, she regains her presence, stands and turns to Senator Fury and the crowd.] Sister Midnight: Is Planet Steve worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Planet Steve. Honour him. Fury: Who will help me carry him. [Many gather around to lift brewersalliance and carry him from the arena. Yablecki lay alone, in the sand.] Lachiton is digging in the sand for burial, at the place where brewersalliance died. He unfolds the small leather pouch and removes the figurines belonging to brewersalliance of his wife and son and gently places them in them in their resting place. Lachiton: Now we are free. I will see you again. But not yet, not yet.... WAYYYYY TLDR; IRON declares war on the Sexy Gladiators Signed: brewersalliance Caesar Sister Midnight

In all fairness we did that last time :p

IRON and D1 have agreed that all dirty opps are off the table

dude. you just legit ruined the greatest dow in the history of TE. You have no clue how pissed I am

Good luck guys

Correct, IRON agrees and will send peace for any wars that go after the 4th And my SDI crew has been working overtime :p

also update: IRON and War Doves agree not to conduct dirty spy ops or blockades

you must not spend a lot of time in IRONs discord server lol thats not even top 10 :p

IRON is fine with no dirty spy opps or blockades

I wont deny that I am cheap. I argued over a $1 charge before at a car dealership

What are you implying?!

NLoN needs some love :p

Cyberbullying is a serious issue we have to deal with in this digital age. One of the most common instances of this is an action called “Trolling.” The definition of “trolling” is as follows: To make a deliberately offensive or provocative online post with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them. The great social justice warriors of IRON have decided that it’s finally time to take a stand against trolling. After teaming up with the nation of Denmark, IRON has identified a toxic troll that needs to be purged from the land of the internet. This troll has gone by several different names: Skankhunt42, King Hitler, SeaBeeGipson, Jesus Christ and most recently Mod Multi. An image of Mod Multi trolling MsShawdi on the IRON discord server This individual has been trolling leaders of nations across multiple words. From earth, to Bob to Steve, Mod Multi is a toxic troll that needs to be removed. A recent example of his trolling ways had him asking MsShawdi to “shoe foot plz,” and asking for what appeared to be naked photos. This behavior can only be solved with nuclear fire. IRON has discovered that Mod Multi has been harbored in an alliance known as “War Doves.” All nations associated with Mod Multi will be rolled to annihilation. Furthermore, IRON feels that trolls are cowards who hide behind their keyboards, and the color of a coward is typically yellow, so IRON is assuming that New Desolate Order must be filled with trolls, so they shall be rolled too. Congrats SeaBee, you are now officially a CB Signed: Brewersalliance Caesar Sister Midnight Pre war Stats: IRON NS:437,701 NDO NS: 233,407 War Doves NS: 174, 325 TOTAL: 407,732

good luck and enjoy the bloodshed

War Stats are done for anyone who cares https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iLr-DGrAl-dRJmy-bBrOWxoevdcQOXN3gvL5kx-IgKM/edit?usp=sharing

Lol Very nice high five. Go make the sexy time. The winner gets to marry Pamela. So fight hard

A message to the frauds currently calling themselves “The Pack” : IRON is here to Al Bundy thinks he can QB his fake Pack to a W, even though he was just a high school RB. But we all know who the real GOAT is. Bundy’s high school prowess at football is nothing compared to the most talented QB of all time, Mr. Aaron Rodgers. It’s time to show those frauds just how much of a baaaaaaaaaad man number #12 is. Rodgers is going to launch bombs on “The Pack” like he drops in Hail Mary’s! The Pack, just like those purple wimps from MN thought last round they were the King of The North. But we all know who the true King of the North is... tl;dr IRON declares war on “The Pack” Signed Brewersalliance, aka Aaron Rodgers Caesar, aka Brett Favre Sister Midnight, aka Bart Starr And a reminder to all those in TE: There is no time to RELAX, we are coming for you next.

Haha yeah I found that 😛

maybe also a most nukes eaten award :p

like they have to have been in the AA for X amount of days? that would be a good idea

random and stupid question, as I cannot find the answer anywhere, but... how long is this round? lol

Perhaps for #2, instead of most bills, maybe most money earned? And I like your suggestion for #6.

Easy route? We have like 9 total active nations right now lol I'm sorry we didn't suicide our entire alliance for !@#$% and giggles