On this day of 11/11/17, Brewersalliance of IronBeer, hereby announces the formation of The Anti-Cheese Crusaders Alliance. For too long have we sat here and listened to the countless nations of planet Steve and Planet Bob mock the strange hatred of Cheese that festers deep within the soul of Brewersalliance. The Cheese-loving heretic King Cankles lead the charge at ridiculing my people for their hatred of Cheese on pizza. Cheeseless pizza is the only way of life. Today we form an alliance to show the world how amazing Cheeseless Pizza is. While King Cankles has gone inactive, his sins do not go unforgiven. Lachiton of Lachitonia has raised the flag of Cheese, and that sin must be cleansed. The Anti-Cheese Crusaders hereby declare war against the vile Cheese-loving heretic Lachiton.
Note: Because there is a bet on the line based on who wins the war which involves eating either an entire cheese or cheese less pizza, both Brewersalliance and Lachiton would really appreciate it if no one else enters into war against us. Gracias!
VS
Signed
Brewersallaince of IronBeer- Cheeseless Pope of The Anti-Cheese Crusaders