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  1. Brewersalliance


    Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
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    Ahh it's against a rash. Yeah the PENIoS does not like to have a rash ... So we must cure you
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    I was sleeping and someone pinged @ everyone on discord. I forgot to turn my volume off so it woke me up Apparently we are going to war, so if you get smacked in the face by a PENIoS well that's why The PENIoS declares war on someone... Not sure who but I guess we have a plan. Signed A half asleep brewersalliance
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    Sexy Gladiators Announcement

    The PENIoS is always willing to bang one out. Obviously we like to remain clean-nothing is more annoying than a dirty opp's std, so all PENIoS nations agree to not use the following opps: Sabotage IRS · Destroy Money · Assassinate Generals · Naval Blockades(shouldn’t be an issues, but still) · Incite Government or Religion May our wars be filled with passion.
  5. The PENIoS has learned that the alliance known as Ordo Paradoxia has contracted a Virus known as Themadstork. The PENIoS does not want this Virus to spead, as having a virus in The PENIoS would not be a pleasent expierience. Symptoms of Themadstork inclue: -Yellow, white, or green discharge from your genitals - Pain or burning feeling when you pee - Pain or swelling in your genitals. There are several potential methods used to treat this Virus. Some might recommend antibiotics. Others might use a more barbaric method involving leeches. However, The PENIoS knows the only true way to cure a burning Virus like this and prevent it from spreading to other partners is with its own kind of burning agent: Nuclear Fire. The PENIoS hereby declares war on Ordo Paradoxia, and hopes we can have a consentual war without any dirty ops. Signed: All Six Inches of The PENIoS Harry Sak ABCDE Towering Erector Lance of Love Beef Whistle Drunkard Grave
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    The Brewers Sucks Accords

    Yeah I thought it was more too. I think I've fought caustic like 5 or 6 times now lol
  7. This is the official DoE for The People Eating Nothing Instead of Substance alliance. The People Eating Nothing Instead of Substance alliance (henceforth known as The PENIoS) is consisting of six inches of the strongest and thickest nations formerly of the IRON:TE alliance. After attempting to create and maintain an offshoot of the IRON alliance on Planet Steve, IRON:TE just ran out of stamina. Unfortunately, there was no little blue pill to help make IRON:TE last longer, so it was time to be born again. While The PENIoS may seem like a micro on the surface, we are growers, not showers. With 75 days and 150 million, we are going to show you just how hard we can hit it. Our nations will be endowed with load bearing missiles the likes of which will make all women want them and all men jealous. We cannot wait to shove our nuclear packages down each and every one of our enemy’s throats. Here is a preview of our massive rockets: But that is just the tip. The PENIoS plans to smash everything and everyone in sight. Each target we see will be bent over and thrashed with our might. We will lay the nuclear pipe bombs and hit it but never quit it. The PENIoS wants each and every escapade to be clean and with our SDI’s we will have protection. Every now and then something cold comes along, and will cause us to shrivel up and turtle. Be warned all of you flag runners that any unwanted advances on The PENIoS before taxes are collected will result in a turtle (looking at you D1-everyone knows our rulers have the real Big D). No casualties for you. The PENIoS is ready to have a HUGE round. Oh god, We are gonna come for you. Signed: All 6 Inches brewersalliance Rhizoctonia TheDoom Sister Midnight Lachiton Samudragupta
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    The Brewers Sucks Accords

    Yeah totally looks like you guys are rolling me :p Ruler Total Wars Total Offensive Wars Total Defensive Wars Total Damage Total Damage Dealt Total Damage Received Ratio (Dealt/Received) brewersalliance 25 24 1 101,590 55,930 44,693 1.251
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    The Brewers Sucks Accords

    Yay IRON and GATO!! And yay me for not being rolled!
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    Are You Not Entertained?

    117 is not an option so I didnt want to guess a final number Too much pressure
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    Are You Not Entertained?

    Awe someone is being a little cry baby and butt hurt that we denied you casualties. And don't come lying to me saying it's not about that. Every single person on these forums knows exactly what you are !@#$%*ing and moaning about. So go complain somewhere else, cause no one here wants to hear it.
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    Are You Not Entertained?

    Im using those for the power ball. If i win, I'll buy your TE nation a donation
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    Are You Not Entertained?

    lol wait what did we do? We would never insult Daddy Trumps Family. Make Steve Great Again. Good luck everyone, this war is going to be Yuge. And just remember, covfefe.
  14. Yablecki : Brewersalliance, brewersalliance, brewersalliance. They call for you. The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. A striking story. Now the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. What could be more glorious than to challenge the emperor himself in the great arena. brewersalliance: You would fight me? Yablecki : Why not? Do you think I am afraid? brewersalliance: I think you have been afraid all your life. Yablecki : Unlike brewersalliance the invincible, who knows no fear? brewersalliance [ laughing]: I knew a man once who said, death smiles at us all. All that man can do is smile back. Yablecki : I wonder. Did your friend smile at his own death? brewersalliance: You must know. He was your father. Yablecki : You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now brother. [Yablecki embraces brewersalliance and with one fierce thrust, stabs him with his knife, kissing him on the neck.] Yablecki [to Bajor]: Strap on his armour. Conceal the wound. The trap door to the arena opens as the lift rises, encircled with the Sexy Gladiators as they stand behind their black shields. In the middle, the white clad Yablecki , gazing upwardly, basking in the sun and the wounded, dying brewersalliance stand. All the while, Bajor staring at brewersalliance. As they reach the arena, the Sexy Gladiators take their place at the perimeter of the arena. brewersalliance stumbles to the center, slowly stooping to pick up a handful of sand, with a watchful eye on Bajor. brewersalliance rubs the sand in his hands and reaches for his sword but Bajor tosses it aside, and out of reach. brewersalliance painfully moves to where the sword has been tossed and picks it up, immediately swinging at Yablecki . The two do battle. brewersalliance roars as he attacks Yablecki . Yablecki manages to cut brewersalliance' leg. Although wounded, brewersalliance cuts Yablecki ' arm causing him to drop his sword. brewersalliance begins to drift into the after life and as he sees the gate to his home, the sword drops from his hand. Meanwhile, Yablecki is calling Bajor for his sword but Bajor does not comply. Yablecki then turns to the Sexy Gladiators , calling out "sword". The gladiators begin to pull their swords when Bajor quickly tells them to "sheath your swords" and they quickly comply. As Yablecki reaches for his hidden dagger, brewersalliance quickly returns to this life and, unarmed but for his strength and determination, does battle with Yablecki , turning Yablecki ' knife against him. Yablecki tries relentlessly to fight brewersalliance off but brewersalliance slowly plunges the knife into Yablecki ' throat, further and further until it can go no further. Yablecki falls to the ground. The fight over, brewersalliance begins to drift as he reaches out his bloodied hand, to push open the gate that leads to his home. Peace, once again, overcomes brewersalliance when Bajor calls to him. "brewersalliance, brewersalliance." brewersalliance regains consciousness. brewersalliance: Bajor, free my men. Senator Fury is to be reinstated. There was once a dream that was Planet Steve, it shall be realized. These are the wishes of Caesar of Atlia. [Bajor calls out to the guards, "Free the prisoners, ...go!" ] brewersalliance stands, unsteady, as the vision of the wheat field once again comes to him, his wife MsShawdi and son waiting for him. Suddenly he falls hard like a tree, to the ground. Sister Midnight runs into the arena, dropping to her knees at his side and calling to him "brewersalliance!" brewersalliance gazes up and tells her, "MK is safe." Sister Midnight looks at him adoringly and responds, "Go to them", freeing him. With her hand, she closes his eyes, his face calm and at peace as he leaves this world. Sister Midnight adds, "you are home." Grieving, with one hand to her brow and the other over her heart, she regains her presence, stands and turns to Senator Fury and the crowd.] Sister Midnight: Is Planet Steve worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Planet Steve. Honour him. Fury: Who will help me carry him. [Many gather around to lift brewersalliance and carry him from the arena. Yablecki lay alone, in the sand.] Lachiton is digging in the sand for burial, at the place where brewersalliance died. He unfolds the small leather pouch and removes the figurines belonging to brewersalliance of his wife and son and gently places them in them in their resting place. Lachiton: Now we are free. I will see you again. But not yet, not yet.... WAYYYYY TLDR; IRON declares war on the Sexy Gladiators Signed: brewersalliance Caesar Sister Midnight
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    Up-declare madness

    In all fairness we did that last time :p