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    Puestopia
  • Alliance Name
    IRON
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    Lumber
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    Oil

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  1. Brewersalliance

    Capping alliances at 12 members

    It would allow for more parity that's for sure
  2. Brewersalliance

    Round 48 Start Date

    awesome. good luck everyone
  3. Brewersalliance

    The Lion joins the Freehold

    Congrats to everyone!
  4. Brewersalliance

    War

    after a devastating rash that has lasted almost a week, The PENIoS is ready for it to clear up. Peace at the 20/21 update is good with us
  5. Brewersalliance

    War

    Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
  6. Brewersalliance

    War

    Ahh it's against a rash. Yeah the PENIoS does not like to have a rash ... So we must cure you
  7. Brewersalliance

    War

    I was sleeping and someone pinged @ everyone on discord. I forgot to turn my volume off so it woke me up Apparently we are going to war, so if you get smacked in the face by a PENIoS well that's why The PENIoS declares war on someone... Not sure who but I guess we have a plan. Signed A half asleep brewersalliance
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    Sexy Gladiators Announcement

    The PENIoS is always willing to bang one out. Obviously we like to remain clean-nothing is more annoying than a dirty opp's std, so all PENIoS nations agree to not use the following opps: Sabotage IRS · Destroy Money · Assassinate Generals · Naval Blockades(shouldn’t be an issues, but still) · Incite Government or Religion May our wars be filled with passion.
  9. The PENIoS has learned that the alliance known as Ordo Paradoxia has contracted a Virus known as Themadstork. The PENIoS does not want this Virus to spead, as having a virus in The PENIoS would not be a pleasent expierience. Symptoms of Themadstork inclue: -Yellow, white, or green discharge from your genitals - Pain or burning feeling when you pee - Pain or swelling in your genitals. There are several potential methods used to treat this Virus. Some might recommend antibiotics. Others might use a more barbaric method involving leeches. However, The PENIoS knows the only true way to cure a burning Virus like this and prevent it from spreading to other partners is with its own kind of burning agent: Nuclear Fire. The PENIoS hereby declares war on Ordo Paradoxia, and hopes we can have a consentual war without any dirty ops. Signed: All Six Inches of The PENIoS Harry Sak ABCDE Towering Erector Lance of Love Beef Whistle Drunkard Grave
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    The Brewers Sucks Accords

    Yeah I thought it was more too. I think I've fought caustic like 5 or 6 times now lol
  11. This is the official DoE for The People Eating Nothing Instead of Substance alliance. The People Eating Nothing Instead of Substance alliance (henceforth known as The PENIoS) is consisting of six inches of the strongest and thickest nations formerly of the IRON:TE alliance. After attempting to create and maintain an offshoot of the IRON alliance on Planet Steve, IRON:TE just ran out of stamina. Unfortunately, there was no little blue pill to help make IRON:TE last longer, so it was time to be born again. While The PENIoS may seem like a micro on the surface, we are growers, not showers. With 75 days and 150 million, we are going to show you just how hard we can hit it. Our nations will be endowed with load bearing missiles the likes of which will make all women want them and all men jealous. We cannot wait to shove our nuclear packages down each and every one of our enemy’s throats. Here is a preview of our massive rockets: But that is just the tip. The PENIoS plans to smash everything and everyone in sight. Each target we see will be bent over and thrashed with our might. We will lay the nuclear pipe bombs and hit it but never quit it. The PENIoS wants each and every escapade to be clean and with our SDI’s we will have protection. Every now and then something cold comes along, and will cause us to shrivel up and turtle. Be warned all of you flag runners that any unwanted advances on The PENIoS before taxes are collected will result in a turtle (looking at you D1-everyone knows our rulers have the real Big D). No casualties for you. The PENIoS is ready to have a HUGE round. Oh god, We are gonna come for you. Signed: All 6 Inches brewersalliance Rhizoctonia TheDoom Sister Midnight Lachiton Samudragupta
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    The Brewers Sucks Accords

    Yeah totally looks like you guys are rolling me :p Ruler Total Wars Total Offensive Wars Total Defensive Wars Total Damage Total Damage Dealt Total Damage Received Ratio (Dealt/Received) brewersalliance 25 24 1 101,590 55,930 44,693 1.251
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    The Brewers Sucks Accords

    Yay IRON and GATO!! And yay me for not being rolled!
  14. Brewersalliance

    Are You Not Entertained?

    117 is not an option so I didnt want to guess a final number Too much pressure
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    Are You Not Entertained?

    Awe someone is being a little cry baby and butt hurt that we denied you casualties. And don't come lying to me saying it's not about that. Every single person on these forums knows exactly what you are !@#$%*ing and moaning about. So go complain somewhere else, cause no one here wants to hear it.
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