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And I was wondering why the te channel on discord was so quiet

Considering they are still in anarchy from our wars like two weeks ago, I don't think we have to worry about that happening lol

So if you adjust the numbers for that we are down 110,344 NS, 17,802 Infra and 1602 Tech So when you take that into account the stats are IRON: 320436 NS 53668 Infra 6415 Tech NloN: 330712 NS 51251 Infra 8509 Tech Doesn't look very one sided to me at all...

considering we only have 9 active nations and the rest have been MIA for god knows how long now, the stats are very deceiving.

Do you ever stop and just think about how strange the times are that we live in? Here are some strange things happening in 2018: We get to live in an era where an NFL team seems to win every big game if they are down late, they always seem to have some crazy penalties break their way, or some deflated balls have a lucky bounce. I mean even the refs celebrate with them!!!! I’m not saying they cheat but…. Tom Brady can suck a fat one. The American political parties of the Democrats and Republicans hate each other so much that they would rather shut down the government and put people out of work (who they claim to care about) rather than compromise and find a solution. I mean, even HG and Bajor dont hate each other that much!!!! And then there is the tide pod challenge… I mean WTF is seriously wrong with people?!? Who comes up with the idea to eat a tide pod! The is a fricken warning on the box!!! Idiots willing to risk death for likes on their social media? I would say no offense to anyone on planet Steve whos done the tide pod challenge, but I'd be lying if i said that. Ya’ll are effing idiots. I would eat all the cheese in the world before I would put a tide pod in my mouth! And speaking of eating… IRON is a very important part of everyone's diet, and it has come to our attention that the New League of Nations have a low level of IRON in their blood. So for their health, IRON hereby declares war on NloN and will send them some much needed care packages of IRON rich Nukes they can eat. Signed:

Breaking News: IRON Declares War on the United Nations By Fake Sean Hannity | FOX IRON NEWS The Independent Republic of IRON nations has declared war on the United Nations, FOX IRON News has learned. Late last night, the IRON council received a transmission from the planet Earth. An anonymous IRON House source claims that the transmission was from Donald Trump, President of The United States of America. President Trump has reportedly requested that the IRON council declare war on the United Nations and their affiliate alliance on planet Steve. While the individual members of the IRON council refused to comment, the IRON House Press secretary released the following statement. “As of 10:30 pm On Jan 13th, 2018, IRON is hereby in a state of war against UN. Both alliances have agreed that all economic operations, including blockades, and the assassination of generals will not be conducted in the war.” This war seems to stem from the long building tensions on planet Earth. President Donald Trump has been in a war of words with the United Nations ever since his controversial election, going even as far as threatening to potentially defund the organization. Recently the President has taken to twitter to express his frustration with the UN. President Trump seems to blame Bajor for the recent attempt of the United Nations to stop the United States from moving its embassy to Jerusalem. This is not the first time Bajor has been accused of meddling in other nations affairs. Recently, Bajor was found to be housing MK007, an alleged offshoot of Supreme Leader MK from the Planet Bob IRON alliance. This blatant act of disrespect to IRON is of no surprise as Bajor himself is rumored to be associated with President Sisko of IRON on Bob. While IRON on Steve is not admitting that these actions are the reason for their war with UN, it is highly likely that their willingness to work with Trump has formed over this. IRON has famously been in the news on planet Earth over the past year for their alleged interference in the Presidential Election in the United States, which resulted in Trump being elected. The Democratic party has blamed IRON on multiple occasions and the relationship between Trump and IRON was even portrayed in a comedy sketch called Saturday Night Live. A comedy skit from the popular Earth show Saturday Night Live depicts President Trump and IRON TE: Counselor “Brewsky” working together. The White House denies all allegations of collusion. While we may never know if IRON did indeed collude with Trump to win the White House, one thing is for sure. The military might of IRON will prove itself once again, and roll the United Nations. UPDATE: The IRON:TE Council hereby signed an official DoW on the United Nations Signed: Brewersalliance, aka Brewsky-IRON Council Sister Midnight, aka Sestra Polnoch- IRON Council Trs4ece, aka Perestroika - IRON Council

Love our wars! always fun and bloody!

IRON is completely fine with agreeing to no Dirty spy ops and no blockades for the duration of the war

Yes I know it was for a truce. And we interpreted it to mean it expired today, thus allowing attacks to commence today. It did not state anywhere in the truce that attacks were to commence on the 3rd.

I guess this can serve as a lesson for all of us then. Don't leave things up for interpretation in agreements in the future. Because different people can interpret things their own ways

Save the date guys. bajor and HG agreed on something

We interpreted it as it ended today. Dec 23-Jan 2nd. If I work 9-5, that means the second it hits 5 my shift is over. So for us the peace being Dec 23-Jan 2nd meant the second it hits Jan 2nd the peace was over

STARTING TOTALS Alliance Nations NS Average Infra Tech Ordo Paradoxia 11 313452 28495.63636 51256 4992 NDO 5 152270 30454 24535 4660 TOTAL Enemy Stats 16 465722 29107.625 75791 9652 IRON 18 463401 25744.5 79697 9500

We agreed until Jan 2nd, not Jan 3rd. And they have more tech, more NS, and a higher average NS. So I think that would qualify as "our size"

True, idk if this can be topped: "North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!"

Happy New Year Planet Steve. Each year, millions and millions of our citizens make resolutions they just cannot keep. Some say they are going to go to the gym. Others say they will quit smoking. It’s time to make real resolutions. IRON is going to lead the way with some amazing ones this year: North Brickland: “I vow to create complex passwords and not remember them.” Seabee Sex Bot: “I vow to always shovel my driveway shirtless” Fat Tony: “I vow to always talk in a robot voice” Mr Burns: “I vow to make Brewers eat cheese while he is fully naked” Titan: “I vow to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New year resolution” Monty Burns: “I vow to destroy you with more stupid tweets than Trump.” Bears: “I vow to watch fewer Zombie movies than last year” Groundskeeper Willie: “I vow to make more people smile and then say “oh &#33;@#&#036;, “incoming” while blocking as many nukes as possible with one finger.” Otimoresque: “I vow to to build a sailing boat, preferably one I can sit in. And sail” Murica: “I vow to win the World Series of Poker.” Troy McClure: “I vow to grow back my &amp;#&#036;@ and balls from the chastity rope" DuffMan: “I vow to be even more awesome than I already am, if that’s possible” Moes Tavern: “I vow to change the dish water at least once a week” Expelliarmus: “I vow to masturbate until my penis reaches 3 inches from all the working out.” Krusty the Clown: “I vow to finally give SBG my actual address so he can visit” The MedVed Union: “I vow to 1024×576, 1152×648, 1280×720, 1366×768, 1600×900, 1920×1080, 2560×1440, 3840×2160” New Cruccibul: “I vow to no longer go dumpster diving to eat used tissues” Ratzu: “I vow to catch your ass the next time you destroy school property and ridicule you in front of your parents.” BasicHoAllert: “I vow to publish the IRON Times on time every month in 2018” Okay, so we are definitely going to break all of these resolutions. But here is one we are going to stick with: IRON declares war on Ordo Paradoxia and New Desolate Order, and vows to roll them both. Now, take some IRON cuddles <3 Signed: Talus of Moes Tavern IRON Council and Director of FA. Message ONLY me with FA matters Sister Midnight of Mr Burns IRON Council and full time nudist Brewersalliance of SeaBee Sex Bot IRON Council and totally LordSunday’s replacement and nowhere near as cool as him

Ok so this is what I am suggesting. I am suggesting that an award be added for the nation that dealt the most damage throughout the entire round. Right now we have the most destructive war which awards someone who dealt a lot of damage in one fight, but we dont have anything that awards the person who dealt the most damage throughout the entire round. TE is supposed to be about war (at least thats why most of us join it) so I think we should have an award for whoever fights the best for the entire round.

Well you legit stole our actual plans so adjustments needed to be made (including to the poem i wrote haha)

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Absolutely!!! This will completely stop this crap that happened yesterday

ok now time to die cheese. the crusade has begun

the entire reason I made a te account this round was to fight a war over cheeseless pizza.

Cheese is a sin

You get stronger!

jk, forgot to disable XP and we tried peacing out to disable it and now I can no longer end the Cheese Pizzas of the world... guess cheese shalt survive until planet steve lets us re declare war