So this Umbrella walks into my house and starts spreading its legs like it wants to show me something.
I was like "dude, dont be doin that in my house, its bad luck."
He just ignored me and continued to open up on a personal level. (I think he had some issues at home, or a bad drug addiction.)
I tried being nice at first, but eventually his drunken rants about AI became too much to bear so I kicked him out.
There was this storm outside and hes like "Dude! you cant leave me out here."
And I was like "Yeah I can, youre an Umbrella, homie."
I felt bad after a while so I gave him to some homeless guy named VE, but eventually I had to kill them both after realizing they were both still on my porch....