Keysariyt Hanssen
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31 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said:
That time never existed.
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5 minutes ago, Abshire said:
Pretty sure that we've demonstrated our willingness to start !@#$ without a CB. This comes to mind...
Giving Maroon a spring cleaning was a valid CB and you know it.
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1 minute ago, Mogar said:
I had to allow my compatriots a chance to add input, we in the mogarsphere are not dictators after all!
No excuses. We'll see you in family court.
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13 minutes ago, Mogar said:
You said it had to be in the treaty, you never said where!
You didn't even include the right text. Your argument is invalid.
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You didn't include it right. This is a CB.
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I think it would be like Maroon War 18 by now.
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SpoilerThe Nordic Cactuar Accords
"If You Can't Beat 'Em" Edition
the bit before
this has gone on long enough, don’t you think?
one - sovereignty
the signatories agree that, whilst llamas should indeed be granted equal citizenship, said llamas should not be permitted wander across state lines
two - non-aggression
the signatories agree that killing each other should be a last resort
three - espionage
the signatories agree not to spy on each other’s stuff
four - military and financial assistance
the signatories agree that, although they are not obligated to pew pew for one another, mutual laser pointer fun time is greatly appreciated and encouraged
five - cancellation
the signatories agree to provide 72-hours advance notice should they decide that they don’t like each other again
signed for the Random Insanity Alliance
Lord Cactuar:
Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
Floridian Council,
Cactimus Prime dester55
Gigantuar Leo, Probably didn't sign this
Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, Radio host extraordinare, degenerate rogue barbarian man, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge.
signed for NordreichOro Ibah Aozpi - Kaiser von Nordreich. Proceeds the Weedian Hobo, The Desert Wanderer of Southern Algeria, Champion of the Druid Priest Smoke-Covenant, Deliverer of Ebola, Bather in the Glow of Kicken Rays, Arranger of the Ceremonial Bones, Master of the Groundation of the Redneck Hike, Possessor of the Yodel Rune, The One True LORD Jesus Santa Man
Latexi - Kronprinz von Nordreich, didn't want to write a long title just for this treaty but is on holiday destroying his liver this weekend instead
Kristjan Laidoner - Reichsmarschall, International Military Man, Resident Gun Enthusiast, Observer of the Thirsty Beaver, Deliverer of the Hahahahahaha, the Walking Nordic Etymological Dictionary, Panthers lost the super bowl, The Eighteen-Hours-Without-Coitus Survivor
Kaiser Hanssen - Reichskanzlerin, Reichsminister of Internal Affairs, Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Maroon Team Senator, The Originator of the Oop, Quiter of Government, Hero of the RIA, Insomniac of Nordland, Kippah Wearer, The One Who Talks To Herself, Is It Kaiser, Kaiser Hanssen, or Hanssen Answerer, writer of the titles that are just a little longer than the ones Mogar gave her for this treaty counting total word count and not word count for the actual individuals
The One Who Shall Remain Nameless
That AsteroidEightiesMercedes - Staatssekretär, Incumbent Scapegoat, Temporary Replacement Leather Donkey Enthusiast, Resident Weeb, The One Who Is Absolutely On The List
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12 hours ago, Overlord Wes said:
Does it make it any better that Christian Wes is who made me lose my number of the beast?
It makes it a little better. Not enough to make up for it, but it takes the sting off.
At least you have 69 in there now.
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On 03/06/2017 at 8:18 AM, Overlord Wes said:
it's not actually dead, just renamed to irc.theairlock.net , which means it's dead to almost everyone
>667 posts
You had one job, Wes. One job.
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To those of you that fought back, it's been fun.
5 hours ago, Mogar said:What a sig list.
It's just under 200 words longer than OBHFA's.
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On 11/05/2017 at 6:40 AM, Immortan Junka said:
In House Baratheon, I was removed as Hand late into Disorder War.
Based solely on how you acted with us, that was deserved.
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A handful more for you:
GATO: https://discord.gg/5J3Bur5
GPA: https://discord.gg/ng6Gjhh
NoR: https://discord.gg/mEBfhEe
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5,000 - somebody break out the bubbly.
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1 hour ago, HeroofTime55 said:
I have a few billion dollars to burn, and NoR is such a soft target I almost believe I could dismantle them by myself.
Strong words from someone who, in their whole three wars with NoR, has lost more than they've destroyed.
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17 hours ago, SirWilliam said:
But.. but.. the Treaty for Maroon Dominance ordains it otherwise.
If they'd made this thread a mere few days ago, they'd've seen NoR, NG and TLR.
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8 minutes ago, Van Hoo III said:A DoW!
Some alliances still have a healthy respect for flair.
It's the least we can do.
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o/ to another year.
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If only we were all as active and competent as Nordreich. :rolleyes:
Amazing, it's as if you have a bitter ex-Nordlander telling you porkies.
Enjoy the peace MInc.
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Confirmed. Bob is dying when people need fake AAs to declare wars in a pathetic effort to keep their actual alliance from fighting an actual war. Which, without even looking into, and admittedly out of ignorance, is what I assume this to be.
What's next? Everyone creates a new AA just to fight in the next actual war?
*Claps*
Pot, kettle.
Considering this AA isn't only for Nordlanders, and is simply to give those who enjoy war the free reign to do so without impacting their home alliance, your argument is invalid. Ignorance is correct.
Not that I am surprised.
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It is real, we simply have no formal treaty in place, hence the lack of signatures. What you see is what you get. We are simply protecting the right for FvKN to exist without being needlessly harassed.
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I need a woman who can make me a sammich like that :awesome:
We're all unavailable.
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Well, see, when you go to the bathroom sometimes you get remnants of the activity clinging to you. Now, normally you'd have a nice fluffy roll of paper specifically made to rectify the situation. Problem is, I got all the way to the finish line just to find there was nothing nearby that could fit the bill. I waddled around looking and found this crumbling old paper rolled up in the corner. It appeared to be rolled up like toilet paper, so I assumed it was just an ancient version that the Greeks used. Normally I'm more discerning about what goes near me down there, but I'd had BBQ the day before and there was a lot of slipping and sliding going on. So, long story short, a trap was triggered, there was a boulder chasing me down the hallway while my pants were by my ankles, and I had to use all of that paper plus my socks to clean up back there. And I still got chapped. I need some lotion.
This is much more valuable than anything that will actually appear around here.
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Not sure how it's relevant to my post
I believe it is called irony.
The Seven Kingdoms Disbandment
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
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Sad to see. You fought well against us all those years ago. All the best, wherever you all end up.