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Keysariyt Hanssen

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  1. Let's break this down, shall we?

     

    Just now, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    Its really a pointless fact for you to try half distorting

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    You are unaware of what the "fact" even is. I will tell you when you actually get it right. There is no distortion beyond your repeated attempts to guess things that, ultimately, you have no way of confirming.

     

    Just now, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    if you're even claiming something different

     

     

    Claim in this context is defined as "To state to be true, especially when open to question." The only person claiming things in this thread is you.

     

    Just now, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    You're nothing special

     

     

    Pot, kettle. The Nordreich does not claim to be special. You, on the other hand, very much so are special, although I doubt it's in a way that you can truly appreciate.

     

    Just now, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    and those RIA votes have inflated your head

     

     

    RIA are voting for us now? I didn't notice. We have seventy members, we're currently more than capable of sustaining our own senators.

     

    Just now, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    and NoR has been useless since.

     

     

    I guess you've hit the nail on the head, there. There's no possible retort to that. You've determined that the Reich is useless, so we must be. Gg, wp, no effing re. I guess we'll just bow out right now.

     

    That's sarcasm, by the way. Not sure if you're capable of understanding sarcasm, so I thought I'd clarify.

  2. 2 minutes ago, Noctis Lucis Caelum said:

    NoR said they only asked SLAP for help.

     

    The Nordreich said the following:

     

    1 hour ago, Keysariyt Hanssen said:

    Only one of the four alliances you stated were called in by the Reich. The Reich, however, is not one to turn away willing volunteers.

     

     

    You are making assumptions and demonstrating your colossal stupidity to Bob.

  3. I care not for your mistaken belief that you are in any way relevant to anything that happens on Planet Bob. I care about setting the record straight for our allies and friends.

     

    Only one of the four alliances you stated were called in by the Reich. The Reich, however, is not one to turn away willing volunteers.

     

    You are meaningless and worthless. If you have not learnt this by now, you will learn it by the end of the conflict.

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    On the 31st of August, the Sovereign League of Armed Powers requested that the Nordreich, their ally, place a sanction upon Emperor Martin Bormann of Pax Constantinople. Bormann had committed an act of treason that cannot be forgiven: they, as a member of the Sovereign Lague of Armed Powers, showed appalling amounts of cowardice and selfishness by publicly surrendering to the Imperium of Supernova X. Not only that, but they dragged the name of our good ally and friends into the gutter with an array of inaccurate and idiotic posts in the days following their surrender.

     

    Since that day, the Nordreich has endeavoured to ensure that the sanctions placed upon Emperor Martin Boorman have remained in place.

     

    On the 30th of November, the sanctions against Bormann were renewed. In the time between these two events, Bormann had entered peace-mode and joined the ranks of the Royal House of Aevrum. Noctis Lucis Caelum, leader of Aevrum and a Maroon team senator - courtesy only of the terms imposed upon The Templar Knights at the end of their last conflict - repeatedly removed the sanctions levied against Bormann.

     

    Noctis made no attempt to contact the Nordreich regarding these sanctions. No attempt by Aevrum, either collectively or through an appointed representative, was made to discuss the situation with the Nordreich.

     

    Following the most recent renewal of these sanctions, Sir Kindle threatened to become an enemy of the Reich. He accused me - the Nordreich's sanctioning senator - of meddling in Aevrum affairs, although this sanction has nothing to do with Aevrum and everything to do with supporting our ally. When called out about this by myself, he chose to have a meltdown and declare war upon three of our nations. He then ordered one of Aevrum's members, Yolo04, to post an "unauthorised" declaration of war against the Reich. Truly, the inner machinations of Sir Kindle's mind are an enigma.

     

    Noctis attempted to backtrack by stating that this was not done with his permission, but his complicity was made crystal clear when he not only joined the conflict himself, not only against the few of our nations that are unlikely to fight back but also used nuclear weapons against these nations.

     

    The Nordreich does not tolerate abuse of senatorial powers. The Nordreich does not tolerate infractions against her sovereignty. The Nordreich does not tolerate idle threats from children. The Nordreich does not tolerate terroristic attempts to bend her knee.

     

    On Friday the 1st of December, Noctis Lucis Caelum was sent the following terms:

    1. The Royal House of Aevrum shall publicly acknowledge its surrender to the Nordreich - and only the Nordreich -, along with the following terms, which it shall abide by.
    2. The Royal House of Aevrum shall vote, for a single round starting immediately, for Mogar of Mogatopia for Maroon team senate.
    3. The Royal House of Aevrum shall leave Maroon upon the completion of Term #2, or the start of 2018, whichever comes first. It shall not return to Maroon.
    4. The Royal House of Aevrum shall remove Sir Kindle and his ilk from its ranks. They shall not be permitted to return.
    5. The Royal House of Aevrum shall not endeavour to have the sanctions against Sir Kindle, Martin Bormann, and Chester W Nimitz removed.
    6. The Royal House of Aevrum shall pay $9,000,000 to the following:
      1. Sha Rimski Reman of Forsakena
      2. Michael Ritter of The Danish Empire
      3. Klaus Henkel of Memelland
      4. RelentlessLogic of Finland1234
      5. Witold Pilecki of Oloniec x 3
      6. Max Hoffman of Provinz Oberhessen
      7. Vigdis Finndottir of Kingdom of Iceland

      And 100 technology to the following:
      1. Dragster of winukka
      2. Kosola of Finnlands
      3. Baron Zemo of Nordenstrom
      4. Latexi of HUEHUEHUE
      5. Chiftelos of Zdubia
      6. Trebs of Trebs
      7. BlackDragon of Kingdom of Broadring
      8. Oberherr Xenu of Niflhel
      9. BurtenJay of eXcessiveAgression
    7. 7. The Royal House of Aevrum shall remove their current flag, which features the coat of arms of a Nordic state that is recognised as a part of Nordland. They shall replace it with the flag of their choice, though it will not contain an emblem sourced from a state that is considered to be a part of Nordland.


    We in the Nordreich considered these terms to be fair and just. They were rejected. As such, as is tradition, the Nordreich shall burn Aevrum to the ground. The boots of the Wehrmacht shall grind Aevrum into a fine paste, and that paste shall be used to fertilise the soil that they have dared step upon. Aevrum shall beg for mercy, and it shall receive harsher and harsher terms as time passes by, or it shall be destroyed.

     

    PS: No "sanction war" has been engaged. Chester W Nimitz of Romance Portucale was sanctioned as a part of the efforts to bring Martin Bormann of Pax Constantinople to justice. Sir Kindle of New American Kingdom was sanctioned due to his childish, irresponsible behaviour. Noctis is free not to sanction any of our nations, and deciding to do so during this conflict will be his choice alone. A choice that would, of course, make the terms even worse for his alliance further down the line.

  5. 1 minute ago, MaineGOP said:

    Kindle started this war

     

     

    For the record, this is what the Reich recognises.

     

    Aevrum, under the hand of Sir Kindle, a government member, declared war on Nordreich after Kindle had a meltdown in a Maroon senate comment thread. Nordreich recognises this war as being with Averum.

     

    Meth knows where to find me if he wants to talk.

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    Spoiler

    Of Norns and Dragons
    A Freehold - Nordreich Treaty
     

    Preamble

    It is said that when the great battle of Ragnarök rages, Jörmungandr, the Midgard dragon, and Thor, the God of Mankind, will come to blows; a fight that will ultimately ensure the death of both. This document seeks to alter the legends that guide us, to rewrite the fabric of our theology, to ensure that Jörmungandr, the Freehold, and Thor, Nordreich, herein referred to as the signatories of the agreement, fight as one in the face of battle.
     

    Sovereignty

    The signatories of this agreement establish that neither signatory shall attempt to interfere without request in the internal affairs of the other signatory.
     

    Non-Aggression

    The signatories of this agreement commit themselves to avoiding conflict between the respective signatories as far as is possible.
     

    Espionage

    The signatories of this agreement determine that they shall not conduct operations of espionage, infiltration or spying upon the other signatory.

    Military and Financial Assistance

    The signatories of this agreement recognise that, should such a request be made by a signatory, the other signatory is encouraged to provide military and financial support, but is not obligated to do so.
     

    Cancellation

    The signatories of this agreement conclude that, should it be necessary that legend becomes reality, they will provide one another seventy-two hours advance notice of the cancellation of this agreement via private communication.
     

    Signed for The Freehold

    Maegor of the House Targaryen - Diadoch of The Freehold
    Defiance - Dragonlord of Internal Affairs
    DaarioNaharis - Dragonlord of Military Affairs

     

    Signed for Nordreich

    Oro Ibah Aozpi, Reichskaiser von Nordreich
    Latexi, Kronprinz von Nordreich
    Kristjan Laidoner, Reichsmarschall
    Johan Pitka, Stabsoffizier, Bastard-at-Arms
    Kaiser Hanssen, Reichskanzlerin
    PuliSher, Reichsbanker, !@#$% Tyrant
    EightiesMercedes, Staatsminister, Incumbent Scapegoat
    Nemhauser, Reichsgraf

     

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