Stormsend

[quote name='Näktergal' timestamp='1317351703' post='2812334'] Lately it's been like Polaris is the pretty girl in school, and the rest of you are all the shy kid asking her friends if they think she likes you, and if they'd be willing to ask her out for you. Why not just go right up to her and ask her to dance? Make your move. Better do it before the hunky quarterback asks her out to prom, and you guys wind up having to go with your sister. [/quote] This metaphor is about as accurate as a drunk moose playing darts in a pitch black aquarium on Penny Pitcher Fridays at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.

[quote name='Lukapaka' timestamp='1317326799' post='2812046'] Obligatory LOL@NSO. Will you get a turn to play senator also? [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/lol1.gif[/img] MK, you're stooping to new lows.. [/quote] You have a very poor grasp of MK history. This is in no way a low point for us.

[quote name='darkfox' timestamp='1317326490' post='2812039'] Yo Dawg, I really like your announcement but Europa had the best Leave our allies out of this [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=96114&st=0"]announcement[/url]of all time! [/quote] Your existence should be put to an end.

[quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1317311885' post='2811758'] This thread needs a Sarah Mclachlan song in the backround. [/quote] I don't want anyone to ruin this day for me.

[quote name='Franz Ferdinand' timestamp='1317311114' post='2811739'] At this point in time, it's a far simpler solution to just let the United Purple Nations reap what they sowed. [/quote] I want to declare war on your alliance just for what you have done to Giovanni in your avatar.

[quote name='Seerow' timestamp='1317311009' post='2811735'] You are encouraged to do anything you can to help raise support for the fund. We still have only 90mil on the table, I am sure there are more than 3 people in the world willing to pay to save UPN. [/quote] You have a never-before-seen faith in the people of this particular world. Where did you get it?

[quote name='D34th' timestamp='1317310760' post='2811723'] I was wondering how much time would take until someone creates a thread about it... [/quote] Seerow beat me. I was hoping to work up some images with Jerry Lewis in them to increase the effect.

[quote name='Dilber' timestamp='1317310405' post='2811711'] I pledge 1 Legion. You may value that as you wish. [/quote] $0.13 and some pocket lint is not an increment of $3 million or 50 tech.

Can a person pledge troops?

[quote name='Seerow' timestamp='1317309695' post='2811684'] Thank you for saving me the trouble of slogging through this thread. So we now have 90mil on the table. That is 3x damages, what NG would normally actually ask for. Given its UPN they're attacking, I doubt they've taken much resembling damage in the war itself... so the question is will they take it? [/quote] For just pennies a day, you too can help a UPN nation live for another week.

Oh for goodness sake. 11/11/11 is the meet-up at Chuck E. Cheese. Shut up, you paranoid little children.

Godspeed, Non Grata. I am supremely jealous.

[quote name='the rebel' timestamp='1317259796' post='2810631'] Have fun with the move and controlling most of its senator places [/quote] Not even remotely close to the reason we did this.

[IMG]http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o174/fbc7330/meatwad.gif[/IMG] I know I wasn't the only one that thought about MEATwad at first.

Congratulations, NATO. I feel as though this is a step forward for us all.

[quote name='Sal Paradise' timestamp='1316582737' post='2805153'] You seemed to miss exactly what I was saying is not in keeping with CnG's heritage. It's not giving alliances second chances. It's being a moron and party-line parrot. In opposition we attracted the most intelligent posters chiefly because the Hegemony position was logically indefensible. As the Hegemony became more solidified one noticed its intelligent leadership posting less and less. Only the idiot rank and file would dare try to speak for it. [/quote] Your post implies that you know very little of the heritage, or you are twisting it for your own purposes.

[quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1316620373' post='2805324'] We stole them off SD dead after we finished freeing their Black team slaves and "inducting" their wives into our harems. [/quote] Those were dead Old Fine Gentlemen.

[quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1316619961' post='2805316'] I believe you are mistaken. The Southern Delegation rode our coattails, as all the factions have. Where Mushqaeda has led the way, the other factions have followed. [/quote] I find this post funny because you are implying a bunch of poor shrooms living in caves can afford a coat with tails.

EDIT: An unfortunate case of the double-postings. Sorry.

[quote name='D34th' timestamp='1316587247' post='2805186'] You can take your treaty obligations very seriously, but since this treaty doesn't oblige you to defend NPO that means nothing. [/quote] There are alliances that are obliged by the wording of their treaties that don't do it at all. Why people take so much stock in what a piece of paper says versus what the friendship between the two alliances will lead to is beyond me.

[quote name='Don Chele' timestamp='1316558595' post='2804750'] Especially Impero. [/quote] You spelled "lebubu" wrong.

[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1316525274' post='2804483'] How do you manage to post then? [/quote] That kind of posting isn't conducive to being CN's best recruiter!

[quote name='Rush Sykes' timestamp='1316496015' post='2804341'] Thread needs more quiz and less Stormsend. [/quote] Posting out of spite, oldie-but-goodie.

[quote name='Alfred von Tirpitz' timestamp='1316491996' post='2804279'] Seems like i am the only one that is not in on the VE jokes and references. Now i know how the bronies felt during highschool. Congratulations on the treaty. [/quote] You will never know the utter sadness and despair of bronies.

[quote name='Farrin Xies' timestamp='1316491796' post='2804268'] Crap, we forgot to heed Xiph's warnings? Whatever will we do now? [/quote] Have you ever seen a headless chicken running around in its final moments? !@#$@#$ hilarious.