Dr Beefstupid

[quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1283534456' post='2440532']Both sides are made up of fools[/quote] [quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1283538379' post='2440574']we won 5:1 odds.[/quote] Kettle, this is pot. You are black, repeat, you are black. Over.

FOK, you guys are great. Why won't you return my calls?

[quote name='Moridin' timestamp='1283505452' post='2440256'] Yeah, I'm quite outraged. Outraged that we have a situation here where I am compelled to accept GOONS as being in the right. Seriously, Methrage? Couldn't you have stopped to consider the implications before taking a course of action that makes everyone want to agree with GOONS? [/quote] Don't bother addressing him. He'll ignore your post. If it's contrary to him and it's not by a GOON (in which case the argument is instantly invalid in his eyes) it doesn't exist.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283502126' post='2440232'] Funny to hear you guys cry about being the victim when I never portrayed myself as such, I've just pointed out you deserve what you get despite all your whining about being a victim. Grow up. [/quote] What is wrong with you? Not one of our posts has been whining. We're GLAD you decided to commit GOONS-assisted suicide.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283500662' post='2440211'] Keep thinking everyone is behind you as well[/quote] I'd like you to look through this thread and find the posts by enemies of GOONS who still said we did the right thing. Even with your selective senses, you should have no trouble finding them. Thank you.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283500201' post='2440206'] Send me the price and I'll show you the proof of the complete truth. Or you could open you're eyes a bit. [/quote] I was going to reply to this, but I couldn't find any way to even approach any kind of logic to be able to argue. I can't even think of how to comically exaggerate this. It's a perfect storm of nonsense. How did you do it?

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283500088' post='2440204'] I hereby declare this day GOONS Bash Day! To celebrate the war and happiness in all the GOONS faces. [/quote] Now there's something we can all agree on.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283499903' post='2440202'] Last time you guys sanctioned and attacked me while I was fighting Gremlins, immediately after you saw a spy report they got showing my warchest just ran out and I had used up all my nukes already. You guys barely did anything in that last wars, I mostly fought Gremlins then after my weapons and fund deplete attacked by you guys. Gremlins stopped me, you guys just attacked me while I was getting nuked by Gremlins and \m/ already, so I was busy with them and ZI by the time my wars with them gone. You guys just tried keeping me at PZI... [/quote] Someone help me out here. Can anyone find a single true statement in this post? There's a prize if you can find it.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283499583' post='2440192'] I'll buy two more nukes tomorrow as well, as I'll easily have enough with so many easy targets. [/quote] This is a promise. I don't want to see any weak excuses about why you didn't buy those two other nukes.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283499049' post='2440184'] I'm sure you'll feel like you really accomplished something. [/quote] [img]http://www.heisanevilgenius.com/cybernations/meth_accomplishment.PNG[/img] What do you feel like you've accomplished?

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283497964' post='2440167'] I'm fighting 5 GOONS nations, I have one in anarachy already and haven't even used nukes yet. They haven't even come close to putting me in anarchy. Maybe when you make it so it feels like I'm losing rather than money dropping on me I'll take your threats of PZI more seriously. So far you've given me 5 tech farms to fill some slots. [/quote] PLEASE. You're on day ONE of your little crusade, little man. You managed to raid three guys unaware. Of course you succeeded in your initial attacks. If you failed, that would take an incredible amount of ineptitude. The other two who hit you back have succeeded and your counter-attacks against them have failed. Those "5 tech farms" are 3 tech farms at most, if you're extraordinarily lucky and they don't fight back.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283497096' post='2440140'] I was perma-ZI by GOONS for months[/quote] You obviously don't understand the concept of "permanent". There's probably no point in explaining it to you. Also "for months" was a couple of weeks. Even your perception of time is out of whack. [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283497096' post='2440140']only being able to fight back getting some secret aid occasionally.[/quote] Ah, so you admit you were losing badly and wouldn't have survived as long as you did if not for the fact that people were funding you? That's pretty much what you just said. [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283497096' post='2440140']It wasn't until a friend decided they would rather pay the $90m to GOONS instead of me fighting an endless war with them, since a nation at 0 Infra and Bill Lock obviously can't pay anything it was GOONS deciding to PZI me unless others stepped in. GOONS got their undeserved $90m[/quote] I can agree the money was undeserved, or at least that they shouldn't have bothered. If TOP didn't have buyer's remorse immediately, I'm sure they do now. I'd like to ask them how they feel about how you've treated their generosity. [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283497096' post='2440140']and still haven't stopped trying to provoke me[/quote] Sticks and stones, buddy. Be a grownup. People say all kinds of stuff and if you're going to declare war on anyone who questions your sanity, it's a huge sign of immaturity as well as a quick route to destruction. If GOONS declared war on everyone who talked ill of us, we'd probably be a smoldering crater and our allies would have given up on us long ago. And we have 300+ nations. What makes you think you can get away with it? [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283497096' post='2440140']now they will get well deserved pay back for everything they've done to my nation[/quote] Okay, so you just said you had no chance of winning against us before and in the same post, you said you're going to give us our well deserved pay back, when you have significantly lower NS than last time you pulled this on us? Do you not understand why we think you're insane, Methrage? Seriously, you don't get why we make passing remarks every time you open your mouth?

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283496468' post='2440127'] Seems we can agree on one thing at least, GOONS were wrong in this situation and doing things they shouldn't leading to this. Seems you are learning people shouldn't do some things GOONS do often. [/quote] Okay, we'll try not to make negative remarks about you while you declare jihad on our alliance. We wouldn't want to offend anyone.

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1283496385' post='2440126'] Wait, "you are not true until proven false?" You're only true when you're proven not to be? What are you before if neither? [/quote] I don't know. RV is usually right about this sort of thing.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283496138' post='2440120'] I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually, doesn't take much thinking... [/quote] Your attempts to insult my intelligence with words are pitiful. It is truly your actions that insult my intelligence.

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1283496019' post='2440116'] [color="#0000FF"]Considering GOONS for the first two pages of this discussion simply implied threats and their desire to attack Methrage, it is quite clear you what you would be doing. Predictable. You are not true until proven false.[/color] [/quote] I agree. I think GOONS in this case was a little too quick to make vague statements about their displeasure at an alliance they don't like when it posted its announcement. People shouldn't do that.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283495587' post='2440098'] You need to read what you write before you post, if its not good don't use it.[/quote] [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283495587' post='2440098']its beginning to be hard to tell if its on purpose or a special power bestowed upon you by admin himself to ward off any sense if thought.[/quote] A special power bestowed upon me by admin himself to ward off any sense if thought? My irony gauge just shattered.

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1283495241' post='2440081'] [color="#0000FF"]I'm not impressed.[/color] [/quote] Yeah, it seems like a waste of breath, but it's better to cover our bases with something like this. We could just quash the rogue and be on our way, but it seems important in the ensuing drama to ensure everyone is aware that aiding him will not be tolerated. Call it a public courtesy.

[quote name='The Reccesion' timestamp='1283494822' post='2440071'] You need to find something better to do from reading this and some other posts that you have made.[/quote] What does that even mean? I seriously read this sentence three times. You need to stop posting from reading on this forum that you are saying something that never make sense from how I can picture you how much you post all the time.

Dear Methrage, You are my sunshine. When music plays, I hear you. When stars go supernova, I see brilliance second only to you. Your lunacy gives me reason to live, not just in the sense of mere survival, but the invigorating desire to seize life and to embrace the fullness of it. If ever there was anything so bad it's good in the most extreme sense imaginable, you are the living embodiment of it. If I could give irony a hug it would only be possible through the person of Methrage. You make my brain hurt and you make me long for more. My plaything, my everything. My horrible, beautiful Methrage.

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1283493612' post='2440036'] [color="#0000FF"]I wouldn't go that far. While GOONS as a whole does need to be disbanded, some of its members are not bad fellows. If they were to follow myself, for instance, post-disbandment, they would indeed be a remarkable force for good.[/color] [/quote] Peace-mode warriors unite!

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283493114' post='2440023'] That's nothing compared to all the money you guys have dropped on me, if the rest of the war is this easy I might not even need the nukes. [/quote] Haha, you're already patting yourself on the back and declaring yourself victor of the war? That is priceless.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283492877' post='2440019'] So another fight to PZI [/quote] This is the only instance in my entire history in GOONS that I've condoned PZI.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283492034' post='2440003'] You guys stalking me to no end on these forums[/quote] You rogued on GOONS and you're surprised we posted about it? [quote]is part of the reason negotiation with you guys doesn't seem all that thrilling[/quote] Negotiations went hilariously badly last time. I don't think we're going to even try negotiating this time. [quote]and reason for me to back my alliance member who felt provoked from you guys and attacked.[/quote] If your alliance member attacked us because he was itchy, I think that would be good enough reason for you. You and "reason" should not even be in the same sentence. [quote]I can't blame him for wanting to hit you guys and you have no reputation for me to destroy[/quote] If we have a reputation, it's far more than you have, and this stunt is destroying yours far more than ours. [quote]so this is a waste of my time either way[/quote] Hey, it's your time. If you want to wage war against two giant alliances in a row at a desperate attempt for attention, we can't really control your chemical imbalances. That's what the medication you've been refusing is for. [quote]and if you think anyone takes a comment posted by GOONS seriously ever, then you're mistaken.[/quote] So nobody ever takes anything we say seriously, but you still take the time to answer all our comments? [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283492034' post='2440003']Only reason GOONS are still around is you're a convenient tech farm for some strong alliance and nobody has found you guys to be worth destroying yet. [/quote] The only reason you're still around is that TOP bailed you out, VE generously gave you peace, and for some reason people keep throwing money at you for your bad decisions. We're still around because we've made friends and have not taken such friendships lightly. Something you are way too narcissistic to do with your friends who have supported you.

Dear Methrage: Are you seriously this stupid? Are you serious!? Are you seriously this stupid? Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being this stupid. I was disappointed that VE peaced out with you so easily but now I can see you are absolutely eager for self-destruction which will be very fun indeed to witness and be part of. TOP's dollars well spent. Oh yeah, more on topic about your alliance announcement: [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1283446480' post='2439246'] Internally we are making some changes to our gov system, [b]Nexus Sovereign[/b] - Methrage (Leader of the Alliance) [b]Cobra Commander[/b] - Nicholai (Second in Command) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH[/quote] There's two of you. No one cares. Oh, and I hope this shows everyone how untrustworthy you are. Get people to send you aid for rebuilding and then immediately start another war so it can go completely to waste. This is the most excellent way to make enemies out of your friends, Methrage, and I can't wait for the day when no one will put up with you anymore.