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o/ Nukes o/ Chocobo scholars o/ Milestones o/ Legacy!

I'm going to go ahead and bump, because the man needs this.

Existence is awesome! o/ Legacy

I lol'd. I'm also pretty happy to be higher up than everyone else, save 3 random people.

This was my third alliance, before I went back to my 2nd. Good luck guys.

Needs moar good Engrish o/ NNK

[quote name='Fireblade' date='23 June 2010 - 07:58 PM' timestamp='1277337487' post='2348216'] NNK is evil and mean [/quote] You don't have to [i]say[/i] it. I dunno about the others, but I'm requesting peace.

Looks like I'm the first NNK to reply. Approved

I dunno if this has been said before, I just skimmed. Color: Black [url="http://www.cn-nnk.co.cc/index.php?"]Nutty North Koreans[/url] (NNK) - #NNK

This thread needs more existence. Someone get a funny picture in here.

North Korea is ONLY Korea.

[center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] This are a grave days withins North Korean. We is seen many horror in recent times: Justin Biebers releasing an new album, and the iPad. But none are compare to savagery commit by Capitalist pig alliance of CN Staff. To better explains atrocity commit by this illegitimates organization, I are pass on 'Barbie: Sing With Me' brand microphone to Nigel Burnsley. NONE has been a loyal trade partner with North Korea since our formation 3,754 years ago (which was, coincidentally, also the birth date of Kim Jong-Il). NONE has always sent North Korea technology, land and money, and North Korea has always provided NONE with missiles and soldiers. Unfortunately, the missiles often blew up, and the soldiers often massacred NONE civilians and destroyed their homes, but still, NONE stuck with us. Now that's loyalty. And there's no country that respects loyalty and a good fashion sense more than North Korea, except perhaps the Vatican. Them and their top hats and night gowns... But now, we see this: [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=83591"]Counter-Revolutionary, Capitalist Word-Vomit[/url] "CN Staff have held control over this game for too long! They have committed too many atrocities. Like the bad puns in their signatures or the annoying animes in their avatars! We will stand for this no longer! It is time to start the Adminerican Revolution!" - Dear Leader And so we did. The following documentary depicts the hardship and bravery of North Korean revolutionaries in their glorious battle to overthrow the hegemonic swine that is the CN Staff: [url="http://www.transyoutube.com/watch?v=WTzNlmfaSvw&s=2559"]Michael Moore's Bowling for Adminerica[/url] This revolution sponsored by: "Huggies: I'm a big kid now." P.S. This is, indeed, a severely belated April Fools joke itself. NNK may be a retarded alliance, but we're not [i]that[/i] retarded. Well, perhaps we are. But we try to smother it as best we can. I find watching Fraiser and listening to the Discovery Channel song helps. P.P.S. I gave up a trip to Tim Horton's to make that video, so you'd better watch it. P.P.P.S. Isn't it annoying when people shove P.S.'s at the end of their announcements?

Post Answer Post #1: Never Post #2: No, get out. Post #3: NO! BACON IS BANNED! WE FOUGHT AND DIED TO KEEP SUCH TYRANNY OUT OF OUR DEAR LEADER'S GUT Post #4: Everyone loves nuts. Post #5: Because you're a tard Post #6: Drugs Post #7: x = Dear Leader^2 Post #8: Waffles and Sausages. Dear Leader NEVER eats bacon! Post #9: We're the biggest importer of walnuts Post #10: Send some over and you'll find out Post #11: Screw you, and half past six

[center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] Greeting. It are I, Park Hwang-Bo, Dear Leader Official Buttscratcher, and acting Nutscratcher during Suk Mai-Bol's "vacation". He won free trip to Yu Wil Dai resort. On other note, since NNK are best alliance in Bob's Planet, we are decide to show you lesser alliance how to not do what you do that you do wrong. Though I write perfect English, Dear Leader request Nigel Burnsley wrote rest of speechs for some reasons. The first rule of running an alliance properly, is always to use pointlessly long acronyms. Ex. Democratic Eglitarian Ascendancy Ranges of Landed Entities Acknowledging Dictatorial Emergence Regencies for Remaining Oligarchies and Xylophones. Then you'll end up with an amazing acronym like this: DEAR LEADER ROX The second rule of running an alliance properly is to never listen to your members because, what do they know? The following dialogue occured between Kim Song-Nil, Leader of an Alliance, and a member. Kim: Happy birthday, Jim. Jim: Thanks, we should sing me the 'Happy Birthday' song Kim: That's a stupid idea, Jim. Nobody does that. Who the hell does that? You're an idiot. Get out of my alliance. Way to go, Kim. The last rule of running an alliance properly is to declare war right off the bat to show everyone how strong you are. If you just declare existence and sit around, everyone will just think "Oh look, it's just some other alliance." But if you declare war on a powerful alliance, they'll fear and respect you. With this advice, I hope to see a couple properly run alliances declaring existence after reading this manual. And now that we've passed on our wisdom, it's time to announce our new forums. To fund these forums, we had to introduce a bit of Capitalism, so don't mind the ads dotted about. "Huggies: I'm a big kid now" presents www.cn-nnk.co.cc Also brought to you in part by "Skittles: Taste the Rainbow" and "McDonald's: Ba-da ba ba ba, I'm eatin' it" And now for the Q&A, which is the most fun. We couldn't think up any questions, because the Dear Leader's Official Question-Maker was also sent to Yu Wil Dai resort after we found out he had been stealing the Dear Leader's Sour Cream and Onion Pringles, so we'll leave it open for you guys to ask. For most of you who have no idea who we are, just think up some questions so that we can pretend to be popular. From all of us at NNK, we wish you a Kim Jongrific evening. This announcement brought to you by "Hot Wheels: Beat that!"

What does this have to do with peace or stuff like that? Or did I miss the other announcement?

I'm not a loser [font="Arial Black"];-;[/font]

You will die or die trying, NEWbs.

Yes Surrenders Terms will be taken because NEW is going to break No Surrenders Terms by surrendering.

I'll trade you: all your base for all your bacon. If denied you will never have it again

[center][img]http://www.1uptravel.com/flags/images/kn-lgflag.gif[/img][/center] [size=5][center]North Korean Declaration of War[/center][/size] Greeting. We original hire North Korea writering companies for write our wars announcements, but they are did screwed up. North Korea government censor propaganda for better factualness of learnings Written by [s]Kim Dong-Hua[/s] Park Hwang-Bo Nutty North Koreans [s]were[/s] approached [s]by[/s] The Immortals last night, and [s]were[/s] asked to participate in an attack on NEW, activating our ODP with them. The Nutty North Koreans used a [s]voting[/s] Communist, [s]Democratic[/s] Communist system to determine whether [s]they[/s] Kim Jong-Il wanted to go in. Nutty North Koreans, [s]reluctantly[/s] with the firey passion of a thousand burning suns, accepted, and offered [s]50[/s] 500,000,000 troops to help in the fight. The troops went in and immediately began [s]losing[/s] deceisively and triumphantly winning their wars. Nutty North Koreans has [s]lost[/s] gained 10,000 nation strength since the beginning of the war, and is expected to keep going [s]down[/s] up infinitely, thanks to the guidance and wisdom of the Dear Leader. With that clear up, Nigel Burnsley wroted the more factual, unbiased and objectives descriptions of the wars so far. The brutal, cannibalistic and anarchic hoardes of NEW were pillaging and burning down innocent North Korean villages. Their leader, Satan, and his right-hand man, Hitler, had decided to invade North Korea, proclaiming "We're invading because North Korea is so much better than us and we're stupid". Unfortunately, many of their men were dying from being such big losers, and Kim Jong-Il saw this chance to defeat them. The North Korean People's Army were too busy destroying Capitalist America to help Kim Jong-Il on this mission, so he had to go in solo. Within a flash, the entire army was down. Kim Jong-Il had killed them blindfolded, literally (He'd been playing pin the tail on the donkey before he left). To give you a better description of how this transpired, below are real photographs taken by our battlefield photographers: [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Kimmy1.jpg[/img] [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Kimmy2.jpg[/img] [img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Kimmy3.jpg[/img]

Put me back in, I can't stop changing my mind.

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