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[b]Official Smurf Communique[/b] People of the world, The real Papa Smurf was enjoying a holiday on the Smurfbeach when news arrived that wannabe Smurfs declared they are the 'one and only'. There is a word for this: [b]Blasphemy[/b]. It is apparent that these Smurfs are fake... there is no Smurfette! The real Smurfs have fought evil to defend Smurfette and Purple Monsters to defend our Smurfberries. These people just want to abuse the name we fought hard for. We, the real Smurfs, cannot accept this. We shall not let them ruin our good name. Apologize Clearly distinct yourself from the Real Smurfs Promise to never touch Smurfette Pay tribute to the Real Smurfs with Smurfberries Adhere to the above and maybe, just maybe, we will let this one slip. Just pretend to be the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorks]Snorks[/url]. That would be ok but don't pretend to be a Smurf. It upsets us. That makes us vicious and make us strike back with a vengeance. Kind Regards, Papa Smurf

Another alliance we will crush? I feel sorry for them You have my sympathy Menotah, you will definitely need it. Since you, like everyone before you, will bow before the might of the FOK lion.

Let's wreak havoc and destruction. We won't stop until that task has been completed. Jihad!

They made the game fun and this war even more fun. Unfortunately moralist (like TOP used to be) like to suck all the fun out of this game so they couldn't jump ship fast enough on the current wars to make a dogpile out of the new one. This will result in another e-lawyer victory where you can't move without the dreaded word 'cb'. Thanks for ruining CN and wars in CN again. Let's all dogpile TOP/IRON and then talk tough, yay we are badass.

You should all be ashamed of you. Deeply ashamed. Thanks for ruining yet another war. Much appreciated... Commit to a war or don't bother at all. Now it will become another curbstomp. Yay...

Good luck Invicta, you are a good bunch. I'm certain you and RnR will enjoy this!

Bollocks. This is complete nonsense. Definitely no such response will ever be given by FOK officials. Talk to one of them and this will be a all cleared up instantly since FOK will never Perm-ZI anyone. FOK is not in this game to drive others out. I hope this isn't some poor attempt at propaganda. If so, I pity you.

Well, that's a lie. We are evil. Let's hope this war lasts for weeks, if not months, to come. Let's extend the fantastic time we have to that time horizon. We are prepared and willing... are you? Muhaha (that's supposed to be an evil laugh). I'll be watching from peace mode since I treasure my pixels and war is just awful. Think of all the innocent women and children! Especially the good looking women. So send them all to my nation, we know what to do with them.

\m/ isn't an ally of FOK. PC is and we are extremely happy with them. They even brought the beer last time!

An ally was involved in a war (not referring \m/). Not just any ally but one of the most loyal allies on this planet. An ally isn't even the proper word: Friends is more applicable. They were fighting someone much bigger, brave as always, and could use support. We help our friends, in good times and in bad. Whenever and wherever. That's more just and logical then the reasons of NpO which had no ties whatsoever with FoA but somehow choose to defend them again (they have done that before). However, none of that matters at this point. Together with our friends we also call our allies: NpO and their followers (alliances and members) will tremble before us. They will have nightmares for years to come after we are done. Jihad!

Best allies ever. When push comes to shove Stickmen and FOK show their true colors and stand by eachother. Whatever happened before, whatever is happening: When important both show what real allies are like. Doesn't matter who the enemy is, what the odds are and who is right or wrong: With such allies you are certain of victory. Jihad!

Somehow NpO always jumps in to defend FoA with bogus reasons. Gramlins can learn something from the 'secret treaties' that NpO have. Or is it just to fight your own boredom again? Say so and I applaud you. Resorting to morals as a reason is just lame.

Yay. Good for FOK and for CN.

The Smurfs have been here and done that. Copycats.

Dear Citizens of Planet Bob, Papa Smurf is saddened that no decent reaction was given to our extremely generous surrender terms. The only responses we received was for our annihiliation and a Smurf genocide. So now we will have to cut off the head of the purple monster. Since the term 'monster' has never been as justified as now. Kind Regards, Papa Smurf