sippyjuice

[center][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1222/gda1wavynewcopy.jpg[/img][/center] GDA recently held elections. We have an new president unafraid to combat the dark corners of Planet Bob. In addition, we have new faces amongst the ministers to help shed some new light on GDA. Here are the new gov't and ministers for March/April term. President: Shadowkiller Minister of Defense: Jon Lamb Minister of Economics: Saraleigh Minister of Foreign Affairs: sippyjuice Minister of Internal Affairs: McGee Minister of Recruitment: darkhjustice Hail shadowkiller or else.

I'll be honest. I didn't know you guys were still around. So I'll make up for it with a double-hail and a 21 kaboom salute for enduring 5 years. o/ o/OcUK

[center][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1222/gda1wavynewcopy.jpg[/img] [size="3"]A GDA announcement[/size][/center] GDA is happy to announce that we have a new government. You may all rest in peace as I'm not president this time around. President: Masterfod Minister of Recruitment: Helsinki Minister of Foreign Affairs: Corran Dralling Minister of Internal Affairs: sippyjuice Minister of Economics: GrannyinAction Minister of Defense: currently undergoing deprogramming due to me brainwashing him by mistake... oops... Congrats to the winners (and apologies for wiping the identity of the new MoD...)

[quote name='Emperor Marx' timestamp='1324617936' post='2884610'] You lost. MCXA lost. I understand admitting defeat can be a difficult thing but if you genuinely believe otherwise you can continue with the festivities in a vain attempt to convince the whole world that neither of you lost. Though you will just redefine the word to save face and avoid being beaten down any further. Either way, get over it. You lost. [/quote] It was a light joke. I have no problem admitting a loss. I'm realistic enough that I knew that any alliance coming in on NpO's side was going to lose in some ghastly manner. That's just the way the treaty web falls this time around. Even if we lost, I had an excellent fight with the NEW and FEAR guys that attacked me. Let's just be glad that the big guys decided to let this blow up and give us smaller guys some excitement.

Thanks to MCXA for helping us out. And a shoutout to GOONS's requirement that MCXA specifically use the word "surrender" in the aggrement to make BFF all happy.

Eternal war? We're only in this war due to treaty ties. I personally hope IRON and TOP extract some necessary vengeance.

I love you guys.

[center][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1222/gda1wavynewcopy.jpg[/img] An Announcement from GDA[/center] We in GDA have been watching the recent events surrounding the current war with little to no interest. While we understand the grievances of TOP and IRON, as well as NpO, we really find it hard to care for either side in this case. But our allies have been attacked, and we refuse to let them burn for a cause that they had no say in. In according with the Sentinel MDoAP bloc, GDA hereby declares war on FEAR. Sippyjuice, President and resident crazy female Masterfod, MoFA Darkhjustice, MoD Shadowkiller, MoE, TheSyl, MoIA Helsinki, MoR

GDA is not involved in this war. I did my part to cause a global war already.

o/ female overlords

[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1319836632' post='2833984'] [center][img]http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/l/leprechaun-12337.jpg[/img][/center] An Announcement from Leprechaun- We're now in a State of War with the Warriors in defense of the Global Democratic Alliance. This is for Allah! PS: Sorry for the lack of wars, we're a bit busy here, gents. Edit: i have 98 infra, i cant help. [/quote] How about building up a bit and I'll be happy to show you my appreciation...

At least this one is more even than our previous wars. Bring it on. Good practice for my newbies.

I'll try to explain it. Its true that GDA is a war-training alliance for our SE version, and thus many of the members of war newbies. As to the no war, I generally like to give my guys the first half of the round to build and do some minor raids to get acclimated. I generally like to do a war around halfway through, and then a wild bash at the end (This 3 month round got me off a bit this time). This time, I'm also the SE president, and am dealing with all the recent drama, so not as much time to devote to newbie training, or they would have been more ready. To be fair, my last message was right after I learned of the current incident. Truth be told, I'm more astounded rather than annoyed, that something like this could happen. If it had been one or the other, I would have gotten my guys going, since TPC's and OP numbers were fairly even. Well, I'll try to get this straightened out, and then get my guys in shape for a real war in a few weeks.

I wake up to 44 messages and this is whats happened?! A lot of this could have been solved by attacking someone your own size rather that declaring on multiple smaller alliances, but that's just a pet peeve of mine. Oh well, time to sort this out I guess.

[s]My top-sekret plan to coup all alliances[/s] Absolutely nothing. Really, I'm not hiding any evil plans or anything.

[center][img]http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q54/BastardofGod/awesomefinalflag-1.jpg[/img] GDA Turns Five[/center] 5 years ago, three people came together to form one of Planet Bob's longest lasting democracies. Since then we have faced multiple wars, and conflicts, and well as periods of peace and growth. It is rare for any alliance to last this long, and we at GDA are pleased to be one of the oldest alliances around. We've been this far, and we don't intend to stop now (and I haven't even finished taking over the world yet anyway). A special shoutout to those former GDA'ers around the world, who have made a difference in the past, as well as the allies who have supported us. Free cake in #gda Here's to another 5 years.

Hmm anti-Tetris propaganda? I might make new stuff if I can build the patience to do it in MS paint. [center][img]http://i53.tinypic.com/141m5j4.jpg[/img] [img]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6498/antitetris.png[/img][/center]

There's always war during my terms... Muwahahaha Good luck to Legion.

And my trend continues. Get em, Legion! Be the man who kills off the blocks!

UPN asked me to stay out of it, so I'm honoring that. Had they asked for help, I'd be Madame Kamikaze right now. I have new shiny nukes I want to test soon.

Not recently. This is more of a comment on my terrible luck.

Thank you so much for making me one of the only democratically elected leaders to only be president while significant wars are going on around Planet Bob. I sincerely appreciate the opportunity to refine my war leader skills many times over, and I am glad you didn't have the patience to wait until after my term was over in Planet Bob. After all, its not like Karma, Bipolar, and PB-NpO were enough to satiate my thirst for war. I hereby offer my services as a war predictor. Any time you want a war, just let me known and I'll run for president again. Sincerely, sippyjuice, President of GDA during every major idiotic war since 2009. /sarcasm x 1,000,000,000

[center][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1222/gda1wavynewcopy.jpg[/img][/center] GDA recently held elections. After a close battle, we can now announce the results, which should horrify peace-loving individuals. President: sippyjuice Minister of Recruitment: Helsinki Minister of Internal Affairs: TheSyl Minister of Defense: darkhjustice Minister of Foreign Affairs: Masterfod Minister of Economics: candidates are still engaged in a brutal cream-pie fight for the honor All of Planet Bob is encouraged to be wary, as every Global war since Karma has started during one of my presidential terms. (Please prove the trend wrong!)

Suddenly, our treaty cancellation with FEAR makes a lot of sense.

[center][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1222/gda1wavynewcopy.jpg[/img] [img]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3994/wootr.jpg[/img][/center] Yeah, we've heard it all. The people who don't know who we are (one of the oldest alliances around), the people who get us mixed up with someone else (For the love of Admin, we are not GGA!), or the people who think we don't do anything. Well, after some hard work and dedication from both government officials and members alike, GDA is proud to announce that we are still around and have passed the 4M NS mark. Feel free to join us in #gda for cookies and cheesecake. On to 5 Million!