Sarmatian Empire

As per Immortal tradition...I give you cake! Yep...thats how we roll

Two awesome alliances! Hail

Congrats! My first first

Awesome! Many more milestones to come!

Who's the stalker now

Great read! I can't say I'm suprised though, fail alliance is fail...

Joint TI - SoL Announcement As per Immortal tradition, I give you cake!

They are doomed to rot in hell for all eternity Nemesis can change the sigs at will just by editting the treaty. Also charter amendments are done via a vote, if we had to get the sigs for every alliance for every change it would take quite a bit....Hey! My name was in them scrambled up words! I was never informed! I didnt sign any papers! Wheres my lawyer!

Awesome indeed. Our friendship shall only grow o/TGE o/ TI

Sparta is win...but I dont know about them FoB fellas Congrats guys. Sparta you got yourselves some great allies

RDD is without a doubt, the best alliance name in history. Hail Duckies!

Finally! Hail!

When you stay in an alliance for a year youll know how cool it feels

Hmmm...so we got The Family and The Mafia...do I smell a duel? Best of luck to you

Exactly 1 year ago, The Immortals opened the door to the big world of Planet Bob and casually strolled in. There were a damn lot of people in the room, so we decided to make our way toward CSN's area, a few days later we made it and were granted a Protectorate(yep...trained by Allied Threat himself ), meanwhile we had a few scouts go find USN with hopes of getting a treaty...or the few get eaten by wolves. Sadly enough those people returned unharmed (We gave them a few tips when around rodrod...Back against the wall folks ) and they returned with a ToF. Both of these pacts later evolved into MDoAP's and great friends. We seen great friends leave us and start FoB, their success paralleling our own...although with a leader like Runz I dont know how that really happened...We seen our great friends in UMC decide to join Immorality and further strengthen our great community. We became an original sig. of NOIR...why we decided to be tied to any of them crazy people I'll never know More recently we met a couple turtles...spraypainted blue for some...reason...probably something to do with FoB and totatlly not us...definatly not.We took a walk on the wildside and let a magic 8ball decide our future with ToS*cough* Dacian called me a dick *cough* And being the awesome peeps that we are we decided to take on a protectorate in URSA. What else...oh ya! It was Karma's time of the year and they decided to go ape!@#$ on anyone around, along the way The Immortals had to defend our brothers in FoB against the OPP and we met a very formable opponent in 64digits. @Magicman: Whoever's tab we decided to put the 10,000,000 tech on...we never gots it.... Overall it was a very productive year for TI. We gained over 2 million NS with only 88 members(thats around a 24k avg for anyone who doesnt have a bot in their irc that can do math...VESTA). All our founders are still here alive and kicking: Wappas, Mcon, Cosmos, Cato, Capone and the lot. We got some old friends back like Hellthorn and have turned some noobs into CN machines like Gesepp, Foose, Tigerstone, Portia and Walleye. Oh and we also have that wizard that rules the CN:TE world...I believe his name would be Neogandalf. So with this crew we expect nothing less than another productive year in TI. For any of you that havent experienced the greatness already we can be found here. http://theimmortals.b1.jcink.com/ We have a penguin and a chocobo to play with too! (The Immortals are not liable for any injuries, deaths, and/or utter confusion suffered from playing with such animals.) So thanks to all our friends/allies and a special thanks to everyone I took little shots at through this speech, for they are the best friends of all. As per Immortals tradition....CAKE Yep....thats actually a cake...

Haha, the fact that I poke fun means i likes you

rodrod...fail decision USN...fail decision Hail USN

Oh Magic 8ball... Q: Is this treaty epic? "Yes." Q: Will there be cake at the end? "Certainly!" Q: Are these two alliances epic? "Ask again later" .... Q: ARE THESE TWO ALLIANCES EPIC? "Ask again later" ..... Dammit just get on with the treaty..... As per Immortal Tradition...I give you cake! Yep...thats a bacon cake!

A sad day, but as I know, NOIR is purty shiny

Hail Cyphon!

I believe CCC wanted them to sing

No, they deserve no reps because of how they fought. As Magicman said, he still has 200 million in the bank, 5 nations doesnt mean one is poor. In the end The Immortals were honored to give white peace. "Your quality will be known among your enemies, before ever you meet them." A quote well deserved 64D...even if I did try to make you change your name I will go see what kind of tech deals we can strike up to help get you on your feet. Hail 64

SoL will obviously succeed....50% of their gov is Immortal trained. So they must be win. Hail!

Blame Star Wars

An Evil Immortal Turtle Treaty As per Immortal tradition...I give you cake!