Bad JuJu

NO more I/O's. How about your Emporer, who DIDN'T sign the OP. Or have you guys couped him? Where is Cortath? Where is Cortath's Signature on the OP?

Why didn't Cortath (you remember him, your emperor) sign this. And I am pretty sure you (Dilber) have no active role in the day to day activities of your government.

The supply for tech has remained the same. The demand for tech has exploded due to the new battle odds effects it gives. The 3M/50 tech price is more than fair but it quickly elevates the sellers to positions of buyers, which makes the tech shortage even worse.

First sigworthy quote of the thread. Thank you Kev.

JESUS H. CHRIST stop saying you were in FAN you half-wit. STOP trying to build yourself up by clinging to our deeds AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP WHINING!

Everyone in FAN that had balls is still there. Don't spoil our name by associating it with your crying about being attacked by an alliance half your size.

Yeah, I second this. Up till now I have just been shamelessly egging on both sides figuring that all you guys killing each other was good for FAN. If I'm supposed to actually care about one side over another then please let me know.

FINE PRINT FTW! Nice entry Corp. May your golf carts find acceptable traction when rolling over the corpses of your fallen enemy. Also, to those who question Corps treaties ties to those already in this conflict you would be well served to actually READ the documents that tie these allies together. I have no doubt the Corporations legal staff have issued their opinion brief and since they are corporate lawyers they will have all the bases covered. Just accept it and stand back in awe as the Golf Carts of Justice parade through your town square. I also second Ceasars request for a wheel of blame. That thing could simplify many of our witch hunts.

That's OK, just don't make it twice.

Yes Smyth, I like it too (despite my ball busting). These DT folks sure know how to sex up a war.

Easy mistake to make, it was right next to the names of the allies they were swearing to defend.

OK, What if NoR declares on PC, and then MK declares on NoR and then PC declares on MK? What will you do then?

Could you have at least told us WHO your allies are? I could look it up but meh, I can't gather the energy.

OK, I'll bite, What is your opinion of NpO's right to tech raid an alliance of obnoxious 12 year olds?

Apparently NpO didn't!

You're always responsible for what you say no matter where you say it. Free speech doesn't mean free from consequences.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I can't tell anyone I know I play CN (for over 3 years now!) because then they would see that I was in FAN and to what lengths I have acted on their behalf in the past and all I would ever hear is "You're mean hrrrrrrrr" when in real life I'm a 44 year old father of 2 who is very active in my sons scouting and a fairly liberal person overall.

I believe that admin screwed the pooch by letting the color spheres lose importance. Here is how to fix it: 1. There should be a Local Radiation in addition to a global radiation. If your next door neighbor is getting nuked then YOUR property values should take a hit. This would make you CARE about who moves in next door and how they act. 2. When you change color spheres you only get to keep 75% of your infrastructure. When you move you can pack up your couch and beer but you CANT take your sidewalks and plumbing with you. This change would make you CARE about the state of your color sphere because you are more likely to stay in it. As long as you are not tied in ANY WAY to your color sphere then you WONT CARE about your color sphere. You're welcome.

LUE vs. NPO.

LUE v. NPO for all the reasons stated above.

First! (edit) Damn, just missed it.

woah, woah, woah.... I wasn't a spy in FARK. Everybody has to be somewhere. I simply reincarnated in Fark. Kind of like Jeannie in I dream of Jeannie when she blinked. I blinked and disappeared into pink smoke and when it cleared I found myself as a newbie nation in Fark. I was just looking for somewhere safe to sit while I got bulked up. But in all seriousness, I felt guilty after just a short while because I discovered I actually liked FARK and didn't want to drag them into our problem when the inevitable poopstorm happened so I repaid my growth aid and left. If I ever left FAN it would be for Fark. Neither Fark or Fan will admit it but those two alliances are like two peas in a pod. The internal vibe is almost exactly the same. Except Fark has a hard on for Bacon rather than Guns.

Congrats to NPO for getting peace.

Naw, it's actually a pretty good color and surprisingly drama free. Pretty much everyone on Yellow is committed to free trade and open senate races. Congrats on your quick growth.