Angry Sponge Alliance Announcement
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Today the Multiple-Clown X Alliance surrendered unconditionally to the Angry Sponge Alliance and handed over the Clown Warcriminals who had tormented Emperor King Penchuk and the Cyberverse with a number of serious warcrimes such as poor clown juggling and jokes pretending to be leaders. Cheers were heard throughout the planet as Emperor King Penchuk mercifully permitted the recently converted Gopherclown to become a real Gopher, and the remaining clowns within MCXA to become proper citizens of Planet Bob.
"I'm a real boy! Thank you Emperor King Penchuk!" squeaked Gopherbashi.
"I henceforth release all clowns from captivity as free men, no longer bound by their clownish ways as commanded by the Clown Warcriminals," the Emperor was heard saying. "But although today was a great victory for us all, I must bring you all grave news. The Angry Sponge Alliance has completed its mission and no longer serves a purpose with the removal of the Clown Criminals (and Minions such as Watchman), and thus it comes with heavy heart that I must announce the disbandedment of the Angry Sponge Alliance.
Although the GREAT SATAN still lives, I will pass on the torch to you all to bring the remaining justice to our world and defeat the GREAT SATAN who continues to torment so many. It is time for me to retire, and my home awaits me with my good friends in the Siberian Tiger Alliance. Let this day be known as Sponge Day! Farewell,"
Signed,
Emperor King Penchuk
Rebel Virginia, the Clown Crusher