The Last Month United Commonwealth of Nations have been holding Elections.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE ARE THE RESULTS
IN BLUE CORNER, STANDING 2 FOOT 1, DIRTY HOT AND BOTHERED AND HOLDING THE SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR
BORIMIR
IN THE RED CORNER, STANDING 6 FOOT 5, OUR EVEREADY HIDDEN ASSASSIN WAITING TO CAP A BULLET IN SOMEONES $@! AND NEW MINISTER OF DEFENCE
CASHAN
IN THE BLACK CORNER, STANDING 7 FOOT, OUR ANGEL OF DEATH, MINSTER OF FINANCE AND OVERALL PAIN IN THE BUTT
SQKURA
IN THE GREEN CORNER, STANDING 3 FOOT TALL, THE GUY WHO EVERYONE THINKS IS A PENGUIN, MINSTER OF COMMUNICATIONS
DONPINGUINO
IN THE ORANGE CORNER, STANDING 5 FOOT 9, THE DRUNK GUY THAT CANT WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE WITHOUT SPILLING HIS BEER, MINISTER OF MEMBERSHIP
MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS
IN THE PINK CORNER, STANDING 6 FOOT 2, GENERALLY ABUSING EVERYONE, LOONY TUNE OF THE WORLD WE CALL BOB AND NEW MINISTER OF FOREIGN RELATIONS
NUTKASE
IN THE MAROON CORNER, STANDING 5 FOOT 8, OUR GUN WELDING AMERICAN HERO, MINISTER OF EDUCATION
MINIMAC
WELCOME TO THE NEW FACES IN UCN GOVERNMENT