AlmightyGrub

Junka is pollution incarnate. His alliance does nothing to to anyone, but Junka is one of the most offensive smells to ever exist within Bob's atmosphere. Time after time they have been smashed over and over but still he refuses to comprehend. He is the issue, he is the problem, not the barbarians at the door, they are barbarians looking for a good time. Junka has zero ability to self-regulate, zero ability to self-assess and zero humility. If only he was as good as he says he is none of this would be an issue, unfortunately he is just a parrot with a limited vocabulary learned from people better than him, people who understood what they were saying. Junka doesn't even realize why he pisses people off, he is too dense, too illiterate and lacks sufficient education to pull off his pompous act. Pollution, abolutely.

That seems optimistic on your part

I will tell you what is disappointing. Disappointing is helping someone get out of a lose lose situation only to find themselves celebrating such assistance by immediately provoking another lose lose situation. Disappointing is repeatedly requesting your ally conduct themselves sensibly only to find 15 seconds later the same ally is doing anything but. Disappointing is having to threaten someone with cancellation because their ego is so rampant but their ability so lacking, coupled with the attention span of a house plant. Disappointing is making an agreement only to find your agreement is not possible because your ally is again at war with someone because of their leaders ego. It would be fine of you could actually end these wars without assistance but alas you lack the social skills to shelve the ego for a few minutes. Disappointing is starting a thread, one of very few your alliance has posted in recent times, to find it hijacked by the same !@#$%^&* agendas and propaganda, ego posts and dick waving as every other thread on the OWF. Disappointing is watching someone make the same stupid mistakes every single day and despite discussions to resolve them every single day, going groundhog day the very next day. Disappointing is you thinking that you are not a complete basket case that wastes so much of your allies energy every single day that you become a massive negative effect on their efforts to assist you. Disappointing is me being right, again. What is not disappointing is that the same mistakes will never be made again whilst my arse points towards the ground. The fail is strong within you, no one can help you, no one can save you. Resign your position and let someone less driven by the continual need for attention have a shot at the title, give yourself another dozen Imperium Medals of Freedom and stop channeling your inner North Korean dictator. The Imperium will benefit, you will benefit and the world will truly be a better place.

There was disappointment indeed.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. Congratulations on your career choices. I like your ability to string a complete thought together though, you can be sort of clever and very wrong all at the same time. Must be a law school thing. I think we are good for legal representation BTW, I trained my parrot not to !@#$ on the floor and we are good to go against anything the opposition can muster. He only knows two phrases, ''disband'' and ''$%&@ off idiot'', should make for simple but interesting discussions.

So a few more days to wait for the ''call me a lawyer'' to arrogantly appear and start making demands of us? I am trembling in anticipation.

Some people just want to see that #1 next to their name so bad. I think it was a wise choice myself, it will make negotiations even more spicy if and when Aurelius works out how screwed his alliance is and sues for peace.

The true highlight of this war is yet to come I feel. Watching Aurelius suck at negotiations in real time should be quite the treat.

I think we could consider allowing anyone to display their own levels of suckage, the No Apparent Defence Combine has set the bar pretty high though.

I can not see NADC lasting into 2018. They will have either surrendered, disintegrated, or disbanded in 2017. When you have no will power, no fight, no leadership, and you are caught with your pants down, there are not a lot of options. Pity they didn't ''get ready'', this is embarrassing.

Please do, the next opening for a hearing is in 2019.

Absolutely the best

Indeed, strange bedfellows. Must be a gullible bunch to fall for that one though or maybe Aurelius is a powerhouse.

Madame Aurelius, seems fitting.

I actually assume you haven't, right now you are far more comfortable being the arrogant martyr than the inspirational leader. It is not surprising though, it seems that your ambition to be Sec-Gen involved you deliberately knifing one of your serving government. I can confirm that although Bern had initiated discussions with Polar, confined entirely to the area of mending the damages between us, at no time did anyone or would have anyone discussed a treaty of any level with Bern. It seems to fit your character though, you spread the story to anyone that would listen that Polar and NADC were about to sign an ODP treaty, causing the predictable outrage among your alliance mates. Such lies of course destroyed the career of Bernkastel and ultimately saw him flee your alliance momentarily in front of an angry mob armed with pitchforks. It must be nice to be now sitting smugly in charge of an alliance, knowing full well you arrived there by deception. Since that time you have attempted to recant your election promises making them another yet another lie. Aurelius, do you now acknowledge that you lied to your alliance in order to get your competition rubbed out? Aurelius, do you now acknowledge that you lied to your alliance about your capabilities once elected? Aurelius, will you step down and allow someone who is not a liar to deal with your mess?

I would like to buy an ''A'' please

Can I buy a vowel?

I can recall at least two. Your self serving recollection is poor at best.

💤. GIFS do not make arguments. You don't have to like it. You do have to accept it or do something that fits your view.

There is no doubt that Polar>NADC at raw data level (and most other levels). I agree with your points as raised.

I think you are confusing two lines of thought here. In the opinion of Polar, for the reasons stated above, was that NADC presented a threat to us. That is all there is to it really. The fact that we challenged that threat before it could materialize against us, and bought sufficient firepower with us to ensure the threat did not do significant damage even in its defense, is a simple matter of economics. Polar is not prepared for anyone to plan taking a shot at us, whether it is ultimately proven a viable plot or not. Every defensive war has a massive cost, one we are not prepared to pay for NADC's ambitions. The fact that we structured our first strike with precision both militarily and with consideration to the treaty web just means we have learned a lot of lessons along our journey. There is nothing at all to stop the NADC from calling in all its treaties at this stage, in fact it is kind of stupid to allow themselves to be destroyed at a zero cost to Polar. Their dreams are shattered along with the nations, and judging by the warchest information to hand, they will never actually recover from this stupid stupid stupid ambition to return to blue. Aurelius has his alliance in ruins as a monument to his ego and folly.

Your analysis shows only that you don't understand how to fight a war, win said war and live to fight another war. I made a statement based on my experience, throwing meaningless numbers around might appear to serve your argument but the reality is very different. I can assure you that if NADC TTK CCC and Invicta all attacked Polar and focused all their attention on Polar and ignored the counters Polar would not be in a positive situation after a short period of time. The fact that we have useful allies and NADC appears to not have useful allies, despite all their bravado when planning, is duly noted. We can assume however that if NADC was allowed to attack Polar in a bold first strike, our upper tier would have suffered significant losses. Therefore NADC is a threat to Polar. All the subsequent analysis deals only with the outcome for NADC. It is of no concern to me in my analysis that the NADC ends up being a crater because our allies aren't useless, only that they represent a danger to us. At the end of the day some people are working to win and some people are struggling to survive. Even a struggling alliance can cause long term damages to me if they have the courage to do something about it. Aurelius said he had the courage, here we are. Anything else you wish to complain about and be wrong? If this makes no sense to you, I will find it unsurprising. Hence why I am here and you are there.

I am stuck with useless targets who do nothing #21

He is not the only one. Aurelius has rejected all attempts at diplomacy, preferring to ban anyone who dares suggest that his current plan for dealing with Polar isn't working. The issue is Aurelius is forcing the situation to become far more than it needs to be. Ultimately all information I have received seems to point towards Aurelius being entirely comfortable watching his alliance burn completely to the ground rather than discuss possible remedies to the situation. I am a pyromaniac once I get started, I need little motivation to watch things burn, but I know EaTeMuP is an extremely reasonable man. It is a pity Aurelius doesn't consider it worth the effort to come down from his ivory tower and try open discourse with his enemies. Fear and arrogance when combined are lethal, when the arrogance reaches the level of Aurelius the options moving forward are limited to say the least. To all the members of the NADC, it is time you made a statement to the world showing you have a desire to live, to continue, because if we accept the word of your leadership, it is inevitable there wil be nothing left to save. Remembering that we are less than a week into this conflict, and the damages are already catastrophic, perhaps sooner rather than later might be a mantra worth adopting. Or not. I like fire.

I am beginning to wonder wether it is in fact disingenuous, I am now leaning a little towards dead set oblivious or something even more troubling. It would be extremely unlikely that someone could be so naive by this stage of the debate as to ignore the evidence written in their own hand. It is more likely that Aurelius and Chunky are either sociapaths, so blinded by their own arrogance in the pursuit of fame and glory, that they continue to prattle lies and try to convince people they are true OR complete morons who can not see the hand in front of their face punching it repeatedly. I am leaning towards the moronic, but we mus not discount mental disorder either. More posts of denial will show a clearer trend, so I welcome Chunk and Aurelius to provide further evidence for the diagnosis. I am not sure how I would feel if I was a No Apparent Defender to see my leadership, so obviously in the wrong, embarrassing themselves over and over. In all possible scenarios it seems that Aurelius has ruled himself unfit to continue as the man in charge. The level of failure is becoming damning at every denial. Then again they could just be the worst liars Bob has ever seen.