The curtain opens to a small apartment with three friends, each drinking a different beverage. Ardus is surfing the web while the others try to decide what to watch on TV. The group has just completed the Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory drinking game.
Ardus: Hey, y'all like Star Trek so you'll like this. Apparently the guy who did the voice of Q on Star Trek is the villain in the next season of Ponies.
Widget & NonCNFriend: Really?
Widget: We should watch Star Trek right now. Is it on Netflix?
Ardus: Yes, it is. I'm not actually familiar with Q.
Widget: He's a trickster space god, you'll love it.
Ardus: Sounds good to me.
NonCNFriend: So-and-so will love to hear about this.
NonCNFriend: No, Brony.
NonCNFriend: Yeah, I accidentally caused it. I showed him the Starcraft video and...
Ardus: The Starcraft video? You mean the one I showed you? The sync'd up one?
NonCNFriend: Yeah, that one.
Ardus: So... ultimately I'm responsible for this.
NonCNFriend: *trying not to laugh* Yes... you are.
Ardus: Well guys it was nice knowing you.
**Ardus "attempts" to open his 7th story window. However, the apartment is in a sealed building and the window is thus bolted shut.**
**Laughter ensues at my expense**