Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 on FARK! Our membership has been so inactive, I've seen corpses with more life in them. Our leadership has been non-existant for so long, I have assumed the position of de facto leader, I was nominated to be commander in chief and there was no one challenging me, no elections were held however, but that nomination is good enough for me! This alliance has done nothing since it's creation apart from getting stomped by TPF, which was probably the best thing to happen to us. Our reason for declaring on FARK, to be honest it was between FARK, MHA, LE and SWAT and I did "Eeny Meeny Miney Moe" nothing personal FARK, but we shall swarm your guns with our glorious meatshield sacrifice. It will be awful! It will be un-coordinated It will be ineffective It will be an epic failure. But with all four of these traits, this war will result in all of the FARK troops breaking down into fits of laughter at this absolutely spectacular failure that they shall drown in the sea of our meatshield blitz!(and of course when I say blitz I mean, random declarations whenever and if any of our members get the message or logon for that matter) To war! May our demise be bloody and goretastic o/ NOIR o/ FARK tl;dr NOIR declares war on FARK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEternalQ Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 haha. Well it will help me out a bit I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 o/ Noir! Onwards to meat shield sacrifice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMilch Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Your selfless sacrifice will not go on unforgotten! You should be worried, FARK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Awesome! WTG Johnny and NOIR! I'm proud of thw way you guys are bouncing back, and TPF's offer still stands. Whatever you need to help you out, just ask and we'll do what we can. I still need to get by your new forums and register. I think you're going to end up bigger and better (MUCH better) than ever in the end. I've been impressed with your leadership skills already, and stepping up to the plate like this is a big step indeed. o/ NOIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 the tl;dr sorta helped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleak Outlook Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) Joke's on you. I eat meat for breakfast!!! Edited August 15, 2009 by Bleak Outlook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Joke's on you. I eat meat for breakfast!!! Don't listen to this man! Good luck on to your meat shield sacrifice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Me likes war. Goodluck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackbarican Idol Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't think you've thought your cunning plan all the way through. That being said, it's TE, and war is fun. Welcome to the battlefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Joke's on you. I eat meat for breakfast!!! I like this man! You better get ready, because it's time baby. It's time for THE MEATOCALYPSE or MEATAGEDDON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cs1177 Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 When he says we declare war...he means all four of us are picking 3 targets to roll ourselves with, however I'm not in anarchy yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) When he says we declare war...he means all four of us are picking 3 targets to roll ourselves with, however I'm not in anarchy yet... We will be when that one guy goes Nuclear on our behinds. 1 anarchy for NOIR, 2 anarchies for FARK. So far we aren't losing! All hail the meatocalypse! Edited August 16, 2009 by Johnny Apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Josh Allsop Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Good luck NOIR I look forward to having better relations with you guys next round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gondor Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Beautiful Announcement there NOIR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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