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Bleak Outlook

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  • Gender
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  • Location
    TX
  • Interests
    Farking.

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  • Nation Name
    Dun Likus
  • Alliance Name
    Fark
  • Resource 1
    Fish
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    Coal

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  1. A lovely treaty. Drawn up by great people. Many alliances said it couldn't be done. I knew it. No one else did. But I knew it. Lots of good people involved. Only the best people. We just keep winning. So much winning. Go ask anyone, they'll tell you. Only Fark and Cobra win this much. All the time, too. The left will say it's not good. Sad!
  2. Oh yeah, and join Fark because new players totally see this garbage. /Credit to Yak for the graphic
  3. I was told by my gov that Farkistan's long-standing policy of radio silence on the OWF was repealed. Now we can finally come on to these forums and express ourselves! Hurray for Farkistan! Everyone who doesn't like it can EAT !@#$ AND DIE IN A FIRE.
  4. Your forgot to post the picture of the gigantic, grandma panties to go with your post. Also, happy birthday GATO and your rotten, stinking meme.
  5. *BEGIN TRANSMISSION* "How the hell did I end up here? Christ almighty I have GOT to quit drinking.......still stinks like goat sex in here." *END TRANSMISSION*
  6. This announcement is like sex, except I'm having it!
  7. It's like Malcolm X and the Pope had a baby and tried to drown it just long enough for it to get brain damage, then they let it grow up to write an announcement. A++++ would read again!
  8. nnnughgghgghghghhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God! Your annoyance! Your frustration! Your sweet and warm buzzing discontent! It's like a ten-thousand-year orgasm for my eyeballs! I will orchestrate an endless parade, a whirlwind, an infinite flood of announcements exactly like this one if only to draw out every last drop of your succulent ire. I LOVE YOU. Feed me more of your gape-mouthed critiques! Abuse me, great Abuser! I will start working on next month's announcement immediately.
  9. This is terribly sad news. My best wishes to his friends, family, and loved ones.
  10. [img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/BleakOutlook/thefark.jpg[/img]
  11. This announcement has all the makings of a fairy tale: goats and a troll!
  12. Congratulations to the winners, and "up-yours" to everyone else. I dream of the day when I can pee on your scorched, hollowed-out corpses. And your moms. Also, LOL at the last image.
  13. Many farkers ran, hoping to make it to council. One joker even ran on a platform of 'no platforms'. Didn't think his cunning plan all the way through... Soon, the results were clear: SUCK. so... not that different from our last few elections.
  14. Is it just me, or are the mods all on the rag?

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