POOR, POOR GOD
I have been thinking lately about GOD, and what he would do, but then I had an idea of empathy. What would I DO if I were God.
So like I think he tried to spread his word using prophets well I was watching this documentary one time on the history channel, and it showed me how violent he was
Well anyway me being GOD I would be like OH !@#$.
Well he kinda $%&@ed that one up (no offense to all Jewish people)
Well he tried it again but this time with his Son Jesus.
At the beginning I would be like YES! Its working.
Then telll Jesus to die and come live with me.
Then I notice medieval europe
Jews being murdered. $%&@ what have I done thats it nothing no sins nothing pure I am going to have a word with Mohammed
Well you know the story, he gets kicked out of mecca and rallys then attacks mecca. I am thinking, alright not as violent as moses.
Then a long time later
$%&@! now everyone Is hating Islam
Hindus:
OK...
Sikhs, YES finally
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