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The collapse of Tagruato and its assets


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[quote name='Pravus Ingruo' timestamp='1299161219' post='2651113']
"Obviously Tagruato wasn't good enough or it'd still be around. Unfortunate, but then again, it's tough to be as good as we are."

- MediaCorp Statement
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"When all your factories are destroyed, your people homeless and you land on fire, then it is not as easy as a carefree sissy MediaCorp.


As for Athens: We suggest you release your Tagruato members who have been imprisoned, as they aren't in fact management. The Tagruato executives reside in the Republic still."


OoC: :)

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[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299183622' post='2651411']
"When all your factories are destroyed, your people homeless and you land on fire, then it is not as easy as a carefree sissy MediaCorp.


As for Athens: We suggest you release your Tagruato members who have been imprisoned, as they aren't in fact management. The Tagruato executives reside in the Republic still."


OoC: :)
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OOC: Too late

[quote]The management has been arrested and the chance of our survival is gone[/quote]

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[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299185435' post='2651446']
OoC: Hmm, but I want to see how you found the management.


Back when Chunai declared war on me, I moved the management to various villages along with the royal family. Secretly. How would you know this?
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OOC: Field intel perhaps, it doesn't matter you posted I arrested them so I did, can't turn back on that

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[b]*Classified to Athenian Federation*[/b] [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299162859' post='2651124']While the land belongs to Rebel Army we could not see any objections to Procinctia establishing its markets there so we would gladly accept the offers.[/quote]

Procinctia Armament can employ one million Ottomans assembling (not building) products related to humanitarian assistance like emergency supplies, first aid kits, and ration packs. Procinctia Armament could also employ additional one million people building parts for prefabricated modular building construction.[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Prefabricated_house_construction.gif[/img]
Procinctia Armament prefabricated modular construction coming together

Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation could employ two million people for one year building telegraph wire in cottage industry for a few tans-Bering cross-Pacific communication network, telegraph technology was selected because it was deemed least threatening in the hands of insurgency.

Procinctia Publishing Press believes it possible to employ two million assembling books in light industry.

Procinctia Publishing Press’s proposed ‘vanity project’ will entirely unprofitable yet will likely deflect Islamic tensions. Two million hand-written traditionally produced Qur'ans would take two million scribes to write, two million calligraphers to embellish, two million to prepare the materials (traditionally), and another two million in support staff. Our estimates believe would be eight million Ottomans employed.
What good Moslem would prevent their brothers from creating Qur'ans?

Procinctia Publishing Press’s also proposes translating the Qur'an into two hundred previously untranslated Native American languages alongside another hundred dead dialects in groups of a hundred translators ultimately tying down thirty thousand educated Ottoman intellectuals, and supporting staff, with employment toward “the advancement of Islam” for a year.

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[quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299185568' post='2651448']
OOC: Field intel perhaps, it doesn't matter you posted I arrested them so I did, can't turn back on that
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OoC: Field intel?


Lol no. You couldn't have taken them. You never went around the country, and that would also require a spy roll.

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299185645' post='2651450']
[b]*Classified to Athenian Federation*[/b]

Procinctia Armament can employ one million Ottomans assembling (not building) products related to humanitarian assistance like emergency supplies, first aid kits, and ration packs. Procinctia Armament could also employ additional one million people building parts for prefabricated modular building construction.[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Prefabricated_house_construction.gif[/img]
Procinctia Armament prefabricated modular construction coming together

Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation could employ two million people for one year building telegraph wire in cottage industry for a few tans-Bering cross-Pacific communication network, telegraph technology was selected because it was deemed least threatening in the hands of insurgency.

Procinctia Publishing Press believes it possible to employ two million assembling books in light industry.

Procinctia Publishing Press’s proposed ‘vanity project’ will entirely unprofitable yet will likely deflect Islamic tensions. Two million hand-written traditionally produced Qur'ans would take two million scribes to write, two million calligraphers to embellish, two million to prepare the materials (traditionally), and another two million in support staff. Our estimates believe would be eight million Ottomans employed.
What good Moslem would prevent their brothers from creating Qur'ans?

Procinctia Publishing Press’s also proposes translating the Qur'an into two hundred previously untranslated Native American languages alongside another hundred dead dialects in groups of a hundred translators ultimately tying down thirty thousand educated Ottoman intellectuals, and supporting staff, with employment toward “the advancement of Islam” for a year.
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"Perfect, we will be happy to give all these plans the space they need"
[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299185700' post='2651452']
OoC: Field intel?


Lol no. You couldn't have taken them. You never went around the country, and that would also require a spy roll.
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OOC: Like I said you had your chance to resist it when the attacks were posted, now you lost that chance.

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[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299068750' post='2649509']. . .The management has been arrested and . . . Our management has been wrongly improsined. . .[/quote]Independent observers have confirmed that Tagruato’s management is defiantly in custody, yet Athenian authorities have not at this time confirmed if this includes Tagruato executives.

[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299118493' post='2650392']Have fun killing my CEOs.[/quote]There rumors, also unconfirmed, that Tagruato executives are in a position to be fed ParafFun!

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299186363' post='2651461']
Independent observers have confirmed that Tagruato’s management is defiantly in custody, yet Athenian authorities have not at this time confirmed if this includes Tagruato executives.

There rumors, also unconfirmed, that Tagruato executives are in a position to be fed ParafFun!
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"Athenian authorities hereby confirm it is in fact their entire chain of management including executives. We can also confirm they are being given the honor of eating their own products"

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"We ask for proof of: deaths from Tagruato products, reports directly to Tagruato of these deaths, Tagruato ruling the nation and Tagruato heading the military. Once you have solid proof, imprisonement is justified. If no proof is given, you are kidnapping civilians from a war torn country."

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[b]International Cultural Islamic Academic Publishing Institution[/b]
(definitely not a Procinctia Publishing Press front organisation)

In cooperation with occupying authorities the International Islamic Cultural Academic Publishing Institution is hiring literate citizens in occupied areas of the Ottoman Republic in creating hand-written traditionally crafted holy Qur'ans, hires will payed at rates significantly above Tagruato equivalent positions (meals included).

[quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299186076' post='2651455']"Perfect, we will be happy to give all these plans the space they need"[/quote][b]*Classified to Athenian Federation*[/b] Our efforts will be operate under several region friendly front groups, notify relevant coalition personal (need2know)
– see the attached data files -

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"Signifigantly above Tagruato paywages to make you look good. From now on we print books with our hands. Our once wonderful lives of carefree days and working in high tech factories are over. Now, we write books for other richer citizens of forerign countries. We ask every citizen to spit on these books."

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[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299187778' post='2651490']We ask every citizen to spit on these books.[/quote]Isn't a sin to spit on the true word of Allah? Who is the infidel here?
[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299187778' post='2651490']From now on we print books with our hands.
Our once wonderful lives of carefree days and working in high tech factories are over.[/quote]International Cultural Islamic Academic Publishing Institution believes in honoring the traditions of old[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299187778' post='2651490']Now, we write books for other richer citizens of forerign countries. We ask every citizen to spit on these books."[/quote]Dutifully spreading the word of our profit

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