Fizzydog Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 [img]http://cloverfield.despoiler.org/images/0/03/Tagruato_logo.png[/img] "Hellenistic forces have destroyed large Tagruato factories, our HQ, everything. The management has been arrested and the chance of our survival is gone. As of today, Tagruato has left the national market. Our management has been wrongly improsined for false war crimes. That is all." ~Tagruato Spokesman BREAKING NEWS ALERT: "After Tagruato's collapse, nearly 19 million citizens have gone out of the job. Extreme protests and riots have sparked. Tagruato's major role in the Ottoman economy was also a delicate one, and the removal has crashed the market. We are expecting the region to go up as much as 2 trillion in debt if it ever plans on rebuilding without former nations help. Many economy experts agree that this region may never recover from this huge slumps. ParafFUN, Fopaxxa, Slusho, iVory Tech and Revolution products filled up nearly 98% of the market, and a huge nation wide starvation and disease fest is on the horizon. Nearly 97% of the population is protesting and rioting throughout the nation." Quote
king of cochin Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 Kingdom of Cochin is dispatching a convoy of cargo freighters carrying food, medicines and clothes for the welfare of the people of Ottoman Empire. The convoy would sail towards NAS St. Helena until clearance for landing is received from forces currently occupying Ottoman Empire. The convoy is part of Cochin Aid Program. Quote
Centurius Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 The convoy will be granted free passage through the Hellenic Military Quarantine Zone. Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) While Tagruatos practices were questionable this ruthless monopoly was a major significant force in the regions economy. This current uprising concerning Tagruatos collapse has more to do with a loss of jobs than support any for the corporation. Perhaps this would not be an issue if the coalition were somehow able to produce an alternative means of gainful employment. Edited March 2, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Fizzydog Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Posted March 2, 2011 The FREE TAGRUATO campaign is in affect. Millions of citizens are demanding the release of Tagruato exectutives and the reconstruction of Tagruato facilites due to wrongful imprisonment. Furthermore, crimes against humanity has been reported against the entire Athens government by Herve Ulrich due to their attacks on Tagruato buildings, which were all civilian buildings. Quote
Centurius Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 "The management of Tagruato has been arrested for its direct and intensive involvement in the illegal government of the Ottoman Republic, likewise its facilities have been destroyed for supporting the military of the now defunct Ottoman Republic. Finally the arrested face charges for perceived deaths because of their products in Athens while their products were still welcome. They are being treated well in a prison enjoying the reserves of their ParatFUN products we could find" Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299103049' post='2649932']"The management of Tagruato has been arrested for its direct and intensive involvement in the illegal government of the Ottoman Republic, likewise its facilities have been destroyed for supporting the military of the now defunct Ottoman Republic. Finally the arrested face charges for perceived deaths because of their products in Athens while their products were still welcome. They are being treated well in a prison enjoying the reserves of their ParatFUN products we could find"[/quote]This is the most delightfully turnabout justice that could ever possibly be bequeathed to Tagruato’s management. Those formerly leading Tagruato can now enjoy years of ParafFun! Rewax, it's ParafFun! Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299105519' post='2649959']This is the most delightfully turnabout justice that could ever possibly be bequeathed to Tagruato’s management. Those formerly leading Tagruato can now enjoy years of ParafFun! Rewax, it's ParafFun![/quote]Procinctia Armament offers to produce ParafFun! for consumption by (surviving) Tagruato prisoners when current stockpiles are depleted – it’s the humane thing to do! Rewax, it's ParafFun! Quote
Centurius Posted March 2, 2011 Report Posted March 2, 2011 We will gladly accept the offer, I am certain our prisoners agree and would like to thank you personally. Quote
Fizzydog Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299103049' post='2649932'] "The management of Tagruato has been arrested for its direct and intensive involvement in the illegal government of the Ottoman Republic, likewise its facilities have been destroyed for supporting the military of the now defunct Ottoman Republic. Finally the arrested face charges for perceived deaths because of their products in Athens while their products were still welcome. They are being treated well in a prison enjoying the reserves of their ParatFUN products we could find" [/quote] Never, not once, did you say to Tagruato people were dying. It is not their fault your lazy government did nothing to inform them. There was nothing they could do. You are agains the Ivorians. Death will come your way. Furthermore, Tagruato backed out of the government. They did this during both wars. They had no involvment in any invasions. And learn the name. It is "ParafFUN!" NOT Parat. Keep your dirty, corrupted hands out of it. Quote
Centurius Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299113704' post='2650174'] Never, not once, did you say to Tagruato people were dying. It is not their fault your lazy government did nothing to inform them. There was nothing they could do. You are agains the Ivorians. Death will come your way. Furthermore, Tagruato backed out of the government. They did this during both wars. They had no involvment in any invasions. And learn the name. It is "ParafFUN!" NOT Parat. Keep your dirty, corrupted hands out of it. [/quote] The diplomatic dispatches with this rogue band of terrorists was rerouted to a bunch of 19 year old interns at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, their replies would be short and clear. "LOL UMAD?" Quote
Fizzydog Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 "Ah yes, immaturity. Fuel the fire. You will die." Quote
Beauty Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299113878' post='2650181'] The diplomatic dispatches with this rogue band of terrorists was rerouted to a bunch of 19 year old interns at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, their replies would be short and clear. "LOL UMAD?" [/quote] Republique Du Fleuve is disappointed seeing an Ally's response to our friends like that. Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299107395' post='2649985']We will gladly accept the offer, I am certain our prisoners agree and would like to thank you personally.[/quote]Procinctia Armament international representatives will take time from their schedules to personally watch those prisoners enjoy ParafFun! Procinctia Armament’s ParafFun! will meet the same high standards of quality as Tagruato’s ParafFun! We would like Athen’s permission to hire some (if not all) of Tagruato’s former low level inspectors to insure their prisoners are guaranteed a product of similar safety to what they once sold to the Ottoman public. Edited March 3, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) [b]*Classified to Athenian Federation*[/b] While Tagruato really had it coming nineteen million people are unemployed because of the company’s collapse and today the insecure jobless who are now uncertain of their future roam the streets looking for trouble. Procinctia Armament, Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation, and Procinctia Publishing Press have come together to present a coordinated strategy to bring productive employment to the afflicted areas. No single company should be too big to fail; if nineteen million are unemployed because of Tagruato’s monopoly then twenty one million should be employed now. With the destruction of Ottoman factories it would take too long to reindustrialize the region, less efficient cottage industry proto-industrial production should be encouraged instead. While significantly less efficient than heavy industries old-fashioned cottage-industry proto-industrial workshops would employ more people while taking less time to set up. If you are interested Procinctia Armament, Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation, and Procinctia Publishing Press each have project proposals that could each employ two million people – that’s six million out of the nineteen million. Procinctia Publishing Press has an additional proposal for a ‘vanity’ project, while completely unprofitable, that would employ an additional eight million people [i]and[i] curb the street Islamic movement in one fell swoop. Edited March 3, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Fizzydog Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299117670' post='2650345'] Procinctia Armament international representatives will take time from their schedules to personally watch those prisoners enjoy ParafFun! Procinctia Armament’s ParafFun! will meet the same high standards of quality as Tagruato’s ParafFun! We would like Athen’s permission to hire some (if not all) of Tagruato’s former low-level inspectors to insure their prisoners are guaranteed a product of similar safety to what they once sold to the Ottoman public. [/quote] Any attempts to imitate ParafFUN will fail. You don't know how Tagruato makes their special paraffin. Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299117874' post='2650362']Any attempts to imitate ParafFUN will fail. You don't know how Tagruato makes their special paraffin.[/quote]Using samples of existing ParafFun! Procinctia Armament’s international branch will work to reverse engineer the substance, there will be enough time for research and development before Athens runs out of existing supplies. Procinctia Armament will spare no expense - do whatever it takes - to ensure Tagruato’s leadership can enjoy tasty and authentic ParafFun! for the rest of their lives. Edited March 3, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Fizzydog Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299118291' post='2650381'] Using samples of existing ParafFun! Procinctia Armament’s international branch will work to reverse engineer the substance, there will be enough time for research and development before Athens runs out of existing supplies. Procinctia Armament will spare no expense - do whatever it takes - to ensure Tagruato’s leadership can enjoy tasty and authentic ParafFun! for the rest of their lives. [/quote] "Torture. Pathetic, disrespectful and disgusting. Torture. Furthermore, your blatant disrespect towards our land has only angered our peoples. Consider yourself a target. OoC: ParafFUN is made from nectar on the deep sea floor. Completely poisinous stuff that must be measured exactly. Have fun killing my CEOs. Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299118493' post='2650392']"Torture. Pathetic, disrespectful and disgusting. Torture.[/quote]Torture? Tagruato has constantly reaffirmed ParafFun! to be a safe and tasty food. It’s only proteins, water, and even omega-3 inserted into delicious wax! Cheap, easy to make, and once sold on the international market, ParafFUN! is a perfect treat! ParafFUN! wax is delicious! Eat it! Feed it to your dog! ParafFUN wax is edible, useful and fun! Procinctia Armament is merely taking Tagruato’s word for ParafFUN’s safety. Edited March 3, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299118493' post='2650392']Furthermore, your blatant disrespect towards our land has only angered our peoples. Consider yourself a target. [/quote] Consider ourselves a target? Really? By whom? Tagruato no longer has influence, or power projection, to reach this of the world. Procinctia Armament is absolutely confident its not going to be targeted by massive military might anytime soon (Yes, they are http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=98413). Tagruato is no longer, by conventional definitions, a corporate entity - who's actually sending these messages? Edited March 3, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1299118493' post='2650392']Furthermore, your blatant disrespect towards our land has only angered our peoples. Consider yourself a target. [/quote]Disrespect towards your land? How has Procinctia Armament disrespected your land? Tagruato doesn’t represent you people. Quote
Fizzydog Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Posted March 3, 2011 "We are not Tagruato. We are the warriors of Allah. You do not know how ParafFUN is made. Be careful before you kill someone." Quote
Michael McBride Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 "Obviously Tagruato wasn't good enough or it'd still be around. Unfortunate, but then again, it's tough to be as good as we are." - MediaCorp Statement Quote
Centurius Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299117734' post='2650352'] [b]*Classified to Athenian Federation*[/b] While Tagruato really had it coming nineteen million people are unemployed because of the company’s collapse and today the insecure jobless who are now uncertain of their future roam the streets looking for trouble. Procinctia Armament, Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation, and Procinctia Publishing Press have come together to present a coordinated strategy to bring productive employment to the afflicted areas. No single company should be too big to fail; if nineteen million are unemployed because of Tagruato’s monopoly then twenty one million should be employed now. With the destruction of Ottoman factories it would take too long to reindustrialize the region, less efficient cottage industry proto-industrial production should be encouraged instead. While significantly less efficient than heavy industries old-fashioned cottage-industry proto-industrial workshops would employ more people while taking less time to set up. If you are interested Procinctia Armament, Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation, and Procinctia Publishing Press each have project proposals that could each employ two million people – that’s six million out of the nineteen million. Procinctia Publishing Press has an additional proposal for a ‘vanity’ project, while completely unprofitable, that would employ an additional eight million people [i]and[i] curb the street Islamic movement in one fell swoop. [/quote] While the land belongs to Rebel Army we could not see any objections to Procinctia establishing its markets there so we would gladly accept the offers. Quote
Executive Minister Posted March 3, 2011 Report Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1299103049' post='2649932'] "The management of Tagruato has been arrested for its direct and intensive involvement in the [b]illegal government of the Ottoman Republic[/b], likewise its facilities have been destroyed for supporting the military of the now defunct Ottoman Republic. [/quote] [code]We request clarification. Why has Athens branded the Ottoman Republic's government as illegal? Do you believe the ways in which its governance over their territory began were illegal? Is this simply a slip of the tongue? Or have you seemly taken to branding those that oppose/combat you for whatever reason to be illegal?[/code] Edited March 3, 2011 by Executive Minister Quote
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