Fizzydog Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 [img]http://www.tagruato.jp/images/paraffun_logo.gif[/img] One of the many byproducts of our Petroleum reservoir is paraffin wax, an alkane with dozens of handy uses in your day to day life! Edible, malleable, colorable, and a fine electrical insulator. ParafFun! Wax Distributors meets all your wax needs. [i]Making shiny candles? ParafFun! Sealing a jar? ParafFun! Coating your hard cheeses? ParafFun! Gripping your surfboard? ParafFun! Creating paintballs? ParafFun! Preparing specimens for histology? ParafFun! Coating your waxed paper? ParafFun! Propelling your hybrid rocket motors? ParafFun! Improved bowel movement? ParafFun! Lighting your camping lantern? ParafFun! Testing samples in infrared spectroscopy? ParafFun! Moderating neutrons? ParafFun! Making a box of crayons? ParafFun! ParafFun! Rewax, it's ParafFun![/i] OoC: Content of this thread is from here: http://www.tagruato.jp/paraffun_subsidiaries.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Who the hell eats wax? comment by Speaker of the Senate Blackthorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) [i]ParafFUN wax is delicious! You have excess wax that you don't know what to do with? Eat it! Feed it to your dog! ParafFUN wax is edible, useful and fun![/i] Edited February 26, 2011 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) Like all products from Ottoman this product would too be banned by the Subministry of Health before it could hit the shelves. Edited February 26, 2011 by Centurius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 "ParafFUN is an Ottoman Republic product only. Unlike Slusho, l'Ivoure Manufacturing, Revolution and iVory Tech, we only sell local." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Then why are you advertising internationally? That makes no sense unless you had plans to expand to the world market. Is the situation in the Ottoman Republic so desperate that they encourage their citizens to eat wax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacharth Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 The commercials were banned in Sweden, particularly because television commercials are banned outright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Vince Sixx' timestamp='1298767224' post='2645699'] The commercials were banned in Sweden, particularly because television commercials are banned outright. [/quote] It was more or less the same in the Xinyan Republic, which would also note that Ottoman companies were encouraging citizens to eat a propellant of hybrid rocket motors. They also noted that apparently the company had referred to Wikipedia for its list of uses for Paraffin wax, where every one of those uses could be found listed in those exact words. Edited February 27, 2011 by dotCom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 [quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1298763773' post='2645664'] Then why are you advertising internationally? That makes no sense unless you had plans to expand to the world market. Is the situation in the Ottoman Republic so desperate that they encourage their citizens to eat wax? [/quote] "We are not advertising internatrionally. This wax is flavored, delicious and healthy! Why NOT eat wax? Everyone drinks milk from a cow and eats horse balls, how is edible wax so bad?" [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1298767876' post='2645704'] It was more or less the same in the Xinyan Republic, which would also note that Ottoman companies were encouraging citizens to eat a propellant of hybrid rocket motors. They also noted that apparently the company had referred to Wikipedia for its list of uses for Paraffin wax, where every one of those uses could be found listed in those exact words. [/quote] "We did not use Wikipedia, but thank you for, eh, commenting on us? We are a scientific organization that creates experiments to see what situations edible wax would fit perfectly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1298775708' post='2645778'] "We are not advertising internatrionally. This wax is flavored, delicious and healthy! Why NOT eat wax? Everyone drinks milk from a cow and eats horse balls, how is edible wax so bad?" [/quote] This announcement was seen worldwide. That is commonly seen as international advertising, rather than "internatrional". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 [quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1298775975' post='2645780'] This announcement was seen worldwide. That is commonly seen as international advertising, rather than "internatrional". [/quote] "Oh, whoops. And please do not mock our typos. But do eat ParafFUN the next time you visit the Ottoman Republic!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1298775708' post='2645778']eats horse balls [/quote] Horse testicles, or testicles of any animal for that matter, are not part of Marscurian cuisine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 [quote name='KaiserMelech Mikhail' timestamp='1298776138' post='2645785'] Horse testicles, or testicles of any animal for that matter, are not part of Marscurian cuisine. [/quote] "But you do eat penguins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 "ParafFUN's English translator and ParafFUN's international spokesman have both been fired. They will be replaced shortly." ~ParafFUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 "ParafFUN sales have increased 200% in the recent month! Keep eating friends! Furthermore, to celebrate this sales increase we have come out with a new, for eating only MINT wax! Om nom nom! Enjoy your wax folks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silhouette Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Rumours began to circulate around Albania that Crown Prince Zamir had order vast amounts of ParafFUN to use in his secret torture chambers, Zamir responded by denying the existence of torture chambers, but did allow that if he [i]did[/i] have torture chambers, he certainly would use ParafFUN. The amazing things you can do with paraffin wax. Edited February 27, 2011 by Silhouette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 [quote name='Silhouette' timestamp='1298777845' post='2645807'] Rumours began to circulate around Albania that Crown Prince Zamir had order vast amounts of ParafFUN to use in his secret torture chambers, Zamir responded by denying the existence of torture chambers, but did allow that if he [i]did[/i] have torture chambers, he certainly would use ParafFUN. The amazing things you can do with paraffin wax. [/quote] "Would that be a compliment or an insult? ParafFUN does not support the use of paraffin wax in torture chambers or similar...areas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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