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[b]The United States of The Islands
All United[/b]

The Civil War is now over. Fighting has ceased and it is time to rebuild. With the citizens of the north on the side of the south this will take no time at all to accomplish. Thanks to our boys in the military, the United States has captured every major leader in a matter of three days.
With the Western Isles joining the United States, it was crucial to keep the Island united to keep it stable there. As you all know, our troops are currently in the Western Isles establishing government and order in a peaceful manner.

With all of these exciting things happening, a gloomy question is left. What will we do with the communist tyrants that oppressed the nation and forced troops, men, women, and children to fight under a cause they did not support?
According to the President they are all going to get a fair trial with a jury in place. The death sentence almost seems definite with these chargers (not all included):

Violation of Human Rights
Violation of Civil and Military Rights
Treason Against State Governments
High Treason Against The United States of The Islands
Attempted Religious Genocide
The Destruction of God Given Rights
Capital Crimes Against A Religious Organization

The criminals will either get 700 years in prison or the death sentence three times. Either way, they are now under the authority of the United States.

[center][size="5"][color="#FF0000"]COMMUNISM[/color][/size][/center]
[center][size="5"]Will[/size] [size="6"][i][u][b]NOT[/b][/u][/i] EXIST[/size][/center]
[size="7"][center][color="#008000"]In[/color] [color="#00FF00"]The[/color] [color="#8B0000"]British[/color] [color="#800080"][b]Isles[/b][/color][/center][/size]

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-The Islands Post

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"The Athenian Federation is seriously disturbed with these actions against communism, it can be considered as nothing but a crime against communism worldwide. While we will not take any actions at the moment we offer asylum to any communist seeking refuge."

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[quote name='Zoot Zoot' timestamp='1297813852' post='2634840']
What of Socialist nations? are those prohibited a swell from the British Isles?
If so, please explain how the USI plans to enforce these measures.
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OOC: That was a post by the[i] Islands Post[/i]. It is a interdependent news paper that does not operate under the government however I will make my government have a statement because I like you Zoot B-)

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David looked down at the [i]Islands Post Newspaper[/i] and gave a happy smile to the newspapers final add at the bottom denouncing communism. He had his Island United. Thank God.
Later that day he saw a respectful public question from Great Britain so he made a simple statement back instead of bother Susan.

"[i]The Islands Post[/i] is not under the government of the United States. However, they must hold the opinion of many Islanders because this was the most sold newspaper issue in United States history. I myself had a few framed.
The United States, because of the evils it went through with the north, has a new strict foreign policy. The United States of The Islands will not conduct trade with any communist nation that infringes on individual rights of citizens such as freedom to religion, freedom of speech, or the right to an innocent life. (OOC: It means a military soldiers can't shoot you if he suspects you of something) (IC) Furthermore, the United States is a Capitalist Republic. However we do not care or mind if anyone is socialist.
You have the right to be what you want, friend. The United States of The Islands does not have a negative view towards socialist in a domestic since. In conclusion, we have no problem with you and we hope we can have a bright future together."

The President of The United States
President David Anthony O'Reilly

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The Kingdom of Ireland would send a notice to the U.S.I. protesting the outright banning of communism. After all, there were a number of stable communist nations in the world that don't have the list of offenses like the former North had.

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The Kingdom of Ireland would send a notice to the U.S.I. protesting the outright banning of communism. After all, there were a number of stable communist nations in the world that don't have the list of offenses like the former North had.
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In reply to the Kingdom of Ireland, "A newspaper submitted a simple add saying that. The government has not banned any type of government in the British Isles. If a nation has a communist economic system we will be willing to trade with them, as long as they do not infringe on the rights we mentioned to Great Britain earlier."

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A fine line exists between socialism and communism.
Until very recently, Great Britain was a nation that you described. Yet you accepted billions our our pounds in an effort to keep the legitimate Government of your Nation in power.

The days of communism being associated with the great evils of this world are long gone. In this age, it is a working ideology. Perhaps your people and your newspapers should begin researching communism in this era before publishing such articles Mr President.

Signed
King Alfred Windsor I

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[quote name='PresidentDavid' timestamp='1297815011' post='2634874']
In reply to the Kingdom of Ireland, "A newspaper submitted a simple add saying that. The government has not banned any type of government in the British Isles. If a nation has a communist economic system we will be willing to trade with them, as long as they do not infringe on the rights we mentioned to Great Britain earlier."
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"So long as it stays simply a newspaper article, not a government policy, then all is well. When a nation bans an political ideology it is a slippery slope to totalitarianism."

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[quote name='Zoot Zoot' timestamp='1297815021' post='2634875']
A fine line exists between socialism and communism.
Until very recently, Great Britain was a nation that you described. Yet you accepted billions our our pounds in an effort to keep the legitimate Government of your Nation in power.

The days of communism being associated with the great evils of this world are long gone. In this age, it is a working ideology. Perhaps your people and your newspapers should begin researching communism in this era before publishing such articles Mr President.

Signed
King Alfred Windsor I
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[i]Private[/i]
Vice President Robert laughed at the reply when he saw it from Great Britain and said to David, "I think the 705 women, 407 children, and 1,753 dead men and soldiers would disagree with his Majesty." David shook his head, "They can have their opinion Robert. Besides, public statements mean a lot. You need to think from his perspective." Robert sat quietly for a few moments, "Can I still keep that copy you gave me? The lounge ran out..." David chuckled, "Sure Robert."

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The Free Association congratulates the legitimate government for maintaining stability and prosperity over the United States. By ensuring the communists' defeat, you have warded off what was sure to be an oppressive rule of totalitarianism and abuse and instead replaced it with peace and hope. You have our political and moral support and we hope that the relations between our two nations develop and flourish.
[/quote]

Alejandro Californian
Steward of the Free Association

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[b]A New Beginning[/b]

[i]Punishment[/i]

With the former leaders of the former communist nation in the hands of the United States government, their trials were moved first on the list. A judge and group of peers were brought together and a verdict was reached.
Here is what the jury reached a verdict on.

Violation of Human Rights - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
Crimes Against Humanity - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
Violation of Civil and Military Rights - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
Treason Against State Governments - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
High Treason Against The United States of The Islands - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
Attempted Religious Genocide - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
The Destruction of God Given Rights - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
Capital Crimes Against A Religious Organization - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
First Degree Manslaughter - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
Belonging to a Armed Rebellion To Overthrow The Government - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]
The Murder of 2,869 People - [color="#FF0000"]Guilty[/color]

The judge gave the highest sentence in the country - Unchosen Death. Typically when someone is sentenced to death, they may have the option of which way to be put to death, however this is going one step farther and stripping them of that one choice. Now all he may do is choose his last meal, which we read, was a baked potato with butter.
When the President was asked if he would give a pardon to the former leader he said, "I am only to give a pardon if I think the courts did not rule fairly, which almost never happens. I think this man deserves what he is going to get for the murder of so many innocent, holy, faithful, and loyal people."

The final question on everyone's mind was [i]How will the tyrant be put to death?[/i]
The judge released a statement today saying simply, "Death by firing squad."

[i]The Western Isles[/i]

With the war now over, focus is moving to the Western Isles. Our military is currently there, going to towns and telling them they are now under Islands rule, and establishing government and order. Approximately 3,000 soldiers are currently there and more are planned to depart soon. With the new population comes new responsibilities to the government such as living up to the people's expectations. Of course they will be and are happy to be under Republican rule, however a system of states should be set up in the Western Isles as soon as possible so that they can have a say in their government. The biggest and hardest thing to deal with will be deciding which islands become states and how big they should be - whether based on population or land distribution.
[i]
Rebuilding The North[/i]

All communist leaders of the north have been removed and brought to Douglas for a court hearing which will most likely have then in prison for the rest of their lives or sentenced to death. This means that the north now has a fresh start to rejoin the south as one country.
With the general population never on the North's side, setting up a new republican government will be easy and swift. Most congressmen have already been elected in the North and a few more are to come.

For the former capital of the rebellion the clean up is estimated to take about a month. Several fires have destroyed government buildings however the majority of downtown is not harmed.

-The Islands Post

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[b]The Newest Company In The Islands[/b]

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The Coca-Cola Company was founded about two months ago in New Dublin.
The Coca-Cola Company currently sells one item and one item only, Coca-Cola - also know as a "Coke".

A "Coke" is a beverage made of normal carbonated water with other products added into it which is what give a coke it's fantastic flavor. Over 7,000 bottles have already been sold (in New Dublin) and the number is growing by each day. When asked, locals responded with comments like, "A delicious drink that takes off the edge" "Delicious but not disgustingly sweet" "An amazing alternative to alcohol". Could the Coca-Cola Company be the first big boom we will get after the war?
From what critics are saying - no it won't. However our citizens and companies seem to surprise the critics time and time again. With the United States growing and rebuilding it needs a new drink to keep it up at night when studying for a test or trying to finish a project, it will be coke.
Many collage students honor Coca-Cola with, "An easy way to stay up at night" or "A great way to keep your spirits up is to drink a coke!"

If this would be the next boom with young people, then this would definitely catch on fast. Currently, the majority of people who drink Coca-Cola are youngsters in their early twenties however younger and younger people, along with the older generations, are starting to catch on.

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Founder Asa Griggs Candler is very optimistic on his new product. We were not able to speak with him because of the many buisness deals he was making but his secretary (his daughter) did tell us that her father was working very hard and that this was the best thing she had ever tasted. She also told us that the Coca-Cola logo was actually thanks to our advertisement saying, "Enjoy Capitalism". Several posters have been popping up saying, "Enjoy Coca Cola."

So now you might be thinking:
[i]How can I get a coca-cola?
Are they expensive?
How should one drink a coke, warm or cold?[/i]

These are questions that many people have asked us on the street while we were interviewing and now we have some answers for you.
[i]
How can I get a coca-cola?[/i]

If you live in New Dublin, then you are in luck! There are several fountain shops that are now serving coca-cola along with your favorite ice creams. Coca-Cola is also sold by several butcher shops and and bakeries that are storing the drinks in small coolers to sell to customers while they wait. If you live in Douglas or the North then don't worry! Coke will be coming to you very soon. In fact Candler's daughter told us, "If profits get us where we want to be then we will increase production and maybe expand [the output of cokes], so that we can sell the beverage to more people and put a smile on their face!"
With the Western Isles in the Union now it is certain that they will, probably within a year, have coca-cola popping up in their local stores as well!
[i]
Are they expensive?[/i]

Currently, we have seen that every single shop seems to be selling cokes for five cents so they are at a reasonable price right now.

[i]How should one drink a coke, warm or cold?[/i]

This is one of the most debated things in New Dublin right now. However, we have taken a pole and found that 63% of people in New Dublin say a cold coke is a better coke!


Coca-Cola, the next boom for the United States.

-The Islands Post

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[quote name='Zoot Zoot' timestamp='1297983652' post='2637000']
How peculiar.
It was Great Britains understanding that Coca Cola or "Coke", was already a widespread carbonated drink.
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Indeed, if the Republic understands correctly, it was created by one John Pemberton in the now defunct United States of America, sometime in the 1880s.

Typical Capitalist move, to take the labours of another and claim it for themselves.

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[quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1297983773' post='2637001']
Indeed, if the Republic understands correctly, it was created by one John Pemberton in the now defunct United States of America, sometime in the 1880s.

Typical Capitalist move, to take the labours of another and claim it for themselves.
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OOC: This is not recognized.

First off you are historically incorrect. John Pemberton invented/discovered the formula for Coca-Cola. He latter sold it to Candler who created the "Coca-Cola Company". Also, no one ever RPd the United States in the 1880s and so that is not a true historical reference for CNRP.

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[quote name='PresidentDavid' timestamp='1297983967' post='2637007']
OOC: This is not recognized.

First off you are historically incorrect. John Pemberton invented/discovered the formula for Coca-Cola. He latter sold it to Candler who created the "Coca-Cola Company". Also, no one ever RPd the United States in the 1880s and so that is not a true historical reference for CNRP.
[/quote]
OOC: No one ever RPed the invention of the firearm. Therefore, by your logic your military should not be using firearms, but sticks and stones.

Then again, no one ever RPed humans learning to use sticks and stones for weapons.

Also, [i]you [/i]are wrong. Asa Candler did not create the company but rather bought a stake in Pemberton's company, later incorporating it.

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OOC
lols, dude, your so wrong.

[s]CNRP starts after world war 2.
Many even start CNRP 2005 onwards[/s]

Yatzi.

Ninja edit.

WW2 is a recognised event in CNRP in canon. Many recognise all RL events to 2005 as canon events in CNRP

Double ninja edit.
Therefor Coke already exists.

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[b]The United States Stock Market?[/b]

With several companies rising and falling it is wondered if a stock market will be created for the Islands? After all, there are investors so why not have it more organized?
A stock market would bring risk to our Republic however it would also bring opportunity. With hundreds of people getting new jobs each day this economic boom will definitely be a golden age of prosperity.

[color="#00FF00"]Pros[/color]

The United States would get a prime system of trading stocks
Great fortunes could be made
Global Interests Could be brought to the Islands
Companies could theoretically grow faster if an organized system could show how well they are doing so more investors and stock holders could be drawn to them

[color="#FF0000"]Cons
[/color]

A typical collapse of a stock-market could bring down the hole economy with it
Thousands could loose jobs
Many local companies could eat each other up until there were a few big ones left

Because this is an important political issue for the United States, we asked a local senator from New Dublin what he thought, "While it does have risk we can't shoot it down just because of that. Why would we? We need to take risks. I hope the private sector does get together and makes this work because I think it would be a great idea."

It seems the greatest supporters of a stock market are from the north where they are recovering from the former communist regime. "If it can grow industry and jobs up here, then I am all for it" says Matthew Wallis, a local buisness owner.

Obviously this will take off soon, so what will it have in hold for us? Let's take a risk everyone - let's see what happens.

-Islands Post

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[quote name='PresidentDavid' timestamp='1297984574' post='2637015']
[color="#FF0000"]Cons
[/color]
[b]Thousands could loose jobs
Many local companies could eat each other up until there were a few big ones left[/b]
[/quote]
"That isn't called the cons of a Stock Market, those are the cons of capitalism."

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[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1297986705' post='2637040']
"Xinyan should stop being such a nuisance in world affairs. They stick their annoying heads where they don't belong and cause headaches among the international community."
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The message received was received with a great deal of laughter and comedy by the Xinyan government, many of whom commented that they would not be so surprised if a twelve or thirteen year old had sent the message.

Public

"A nuisance? We were unaware that exercising a nation's right to comment on international affairs was being a nuisance. In that case, the Ottoman Republic should listen to itself sometime. Or at least cease its childish declarations and announcements and start acting like mature adults.

To think you are regarded by your people as worthy of governing their fate."

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"Xinyan does nothing but comment on the incorrect situations at the incorrect time. If they wish to be taken seriously, they should reconsider when to speak.


We are unsure of these "childish announcments." The Ottoman Republic has made not one announcement since the royal family came to power."

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