Fizzydog Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 "Our "leader" is a fake. Abou Roland's speeches were written by myself. The man has lied to us glorious people. He promised me power. He said he would follow my lead. But what did our master do? He stabbed us in the back. Everything he announces, everything he does is headed by other people. The man could be brain-dead and you wouldn't know it. He has no free will. Abou Roland is not our leader. He is a puppet. A liar. Useless, at best. Why isn't he at work, building our railroads instead of some honest, intelligent citizen? This morning, Abou Roland stepped down from the government and handed power to the Ottoman Family. Us Ottomans will now be the royal family. I, Kiha Ottoman, will be King of the Ottoman Republic. My lovely life Jihel Ottoman will be our beautiful queen. My oldest and only son, Fergei Ottoman, will be my successor as king. My two daughets, Kerel and Charity, will enlighten our nation. Many citizens may be worrying that my authority will strip freedom and democracy away from your lives. But fear not. All of my decisions must go through congress, who in turn are elected by you. Our entire nation will be a republic, with King and Queen being mere new titles for President and First Lady or man. Ivorians, our economy is strong and our people are strong. We must stay united through all costs. There shall be few changes in your lives aside from Abou Roland out of office. Long live the Ottoman Republic!" -Kiha Ottoman, Head of State of the Ottoman Republic. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/Kayihan_Khanate_flag.svg/300px-Kayihan_Khanate_flag.svg.png[/img] OoC: Since Lavo holds most of the Ottoman Empire's former lands, I chose Ivory Coast but forgot to make it the Ottoman Republic. Oops. Here we go now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) "Yep, they sure dun goofed"the same diplomat said still facepalming. Edited February 12, 2011 by Centurius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1297476998' post='2629888'] This morning, Abou Roland stepped down from the government and handed power to the Ottoman Family. Us Ottomans will now be the royal family. I, Kiha Ottoman, will be King of the Ottoman Republic. My lovely [b]life [/b]Jihel Ottoman will be our beautiful queen. My oldest and only son, Fergei Ottoman, will be my successor as king. My two daughets, Kerel and Charity, will enlighten our nation. [/quote] Most people don't give their 'lives' a name. Also, did you name your son after that horrible singer Fergie? Not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinoz94 Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Nova Scotia recognizes this change of government. In other news, a random Senate member commented "Looks like history's come back to bite the world in the butt... again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 We hope the Ivory Coast solves their dilemmas very soon and we offer all forms of support to help the country prosper. Recently the Ivory Coast has shown very much political support towards the Republique, As a high form of respect we would like to invite their government to the capital in Luanda for a conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) "Xinyan is pathetic. The Ottoman Republic will not deal with your shenanigans. For as long as our family rules, we shall have no diplomacy with you." "The Ottoman Empire is in no way affiliated with the Ottoman Republic. Because they don't exist. Anymore." Edited February 12, 2011 by Fizzydog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 "Our dilemmas are mostly solved. We just have a little cleaning up to do that should be over with quickly, We will gladly meet in Luanda." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1297484035' post='2629969'] "Xinyan is pathetic. The Ottoman Republic will not deal with your shenanigans. For as long as our family rules, we shall have no diplomacy with you." [/quote] Whatever you say, boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Communist Australia is confused. Are you Ivory Coast or Ottoman? Are you declaring a new country, or renaming the old one? Where did you get the "Ottoman" part from, when you are nowhere close to the old Ottoman Empire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 [quote name='Markus Wilding' timestamp='1297518392' post='2630283'] Communist Australia is confused. Are you Ivory Coast or Ottoman? Are you declaring a new country, or renaming the old one? Where did you get the "Ottoman" part from, when you are nowhere close to the old Ottoman Empire? [/quote] "The Ottoman Republic is no longer Ivory Coast. We have replaced the current head of state and renamed our country. Ottoman is the last name of the ruling family." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestari Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1297533367' post='2630431'] "The Ottoman Republic is no longer Ivory Coast. We have replaced the current head of state and renamed our country. Ottoman is the last name of the ruling family." [/quote] Then Ivory Coast was formerly Ottoman Republic, is that it? Edited February 12, 2011 by dotCom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 [quote name='dotCom' timestamp='1297539760' post='2630516'] Then Ivory Coast was formerly Ottoman Republic, is that it? [/quote] "We are sure you understood us. Ivory Coast is now renamed as the Ottoman Republic. The inability for nations to grasp this simple concept is baffling." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Great Britain wishes our allies and it's new leaders a congratulations and sends it's highest regards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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