Markus Wilding Posted September 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Premier Barney sents a telegram to biff... "is that a god damn squid your forcing into the printer.. wait.. INK????" *From Biff!* I needed to replace the ink. *Written on 100% REAL PAPER!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 *From Biff!*I needed to replace the ink. *Written on 100% REAL PAPER!* Premiers reply " ingenuity FTW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 *Statement right from Biff!*I am no puppet. Do I look like a puppet to you when I do executive things like this? *This message was written via paper and pencil, then sent to everybody in the world.* Lance Pikachurin would send this letter to Biff: TO: BiffFROM: Lance Pikachurin Hmm....so jamming octopi into printers is considered executive? Or do you use their ink for your printers for fun? We will continue to be cautious about you and your PR agent. Something smells fishy in here (and it isn't the octopus). Regards, Lance Pikachurin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Any Citizen of Biff coming within Imperial Territory will be considered an act of war. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 "Wow...a war ended as quickly as it began. Let us congratulate Viniland for this, amen." OOC: No, this is not sarcasm, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitex Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) "The government of Kitex is happy to see that the RoB canceled its invasion." ****Secret IC**** A total of 3 4-man Spec Ops teams have been sent to the RoB to gather intel on Biff and his PR agent." Edited September 4, 2009 by kitex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Andres Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 J Andres citizens are eager for their chance to see Biff march the streets of Endor Cuidad in the 36th Annual Independence Day Parade. Although Biff's antics are widely lampooned by the comedy networks, Biff is slowly achieving household name status in J Andres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Dragon Empire is happy to see that the conflict in Central America has been averted. We congratulate the regional powers for reasoning with the aggressor and leading to a swift termination of hostilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Due to these peace and stability disrupting actions undertaken by the Republic of Biff the Islands of Ice will be placing their nation under heavy surveillance to ensure that they don't go off and start something just as bad as this or something worse without us knowing about it. "Might be a bad idea. Bad things seem to happen to nations that meddle where things don't concern them. That southeast Asian country, Pax Pacis, comes to mind." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 While we're happy with the withdrawal we will remember this event when dealing with Biff in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teriethien Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 We take note of this incident, and commend Tahoe and Viniland for securing peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 "Might be a bad idea. Bad things seem to happen to nations that meddle where things don't concern them. That southeast Asian country, Pax Pacis, comes to mind." "That Asian country you refer to was attempting to foolishly run as a world police and was run by a too young and immature leader. We however, would not wish to police anyone but considering we are an American nation we feel that it is in our best interests to watch this Republic of Biff in case their actions affect us". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oates Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) After three days of silence, Tim Hand delivered this message over Radio Free Mexio, "we thank our fellow North American nations for their support against this mad man. Many of our people were killed in the air strikes, including Executive Oates. We mourn the loss of our founder, but realise that it could have been far more devastating. However, there are an unknown amounts of Biff paratroopers still in our country. These men are still fighting against Federal and State Soldiers, thus we will treat them as criminals of the CFNA. None of them will be returned to their homeland once caught and I can ensure you that they will be dealt with in the most efficent way possible." OOC: I'm assuming the paradrop already happened. Is the war over alreadY? Damn. Edited September 4, 2009 by Oates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 After three days of silence, Tim Hand delivered this message over Radio Free Mexio, "we thank our fellow North American nations for their support against this mad man. Many of our people were killed in the air strikes, including Executive Oates. We mourn the loss of our founder, but realise that it could have been far more devastating. However, there are an unknown amounts of Biff paratroopers still in our country. These men are still fighting against Federal and State Soldiers, thus we will treat them as criminals of the CFNA. None of them will be returned to their homeland once caught and I can ensure you that they will be dealt with in the most efficent way possible." OoC: I don't think they ever launched the attack due to pressure. But N Reeki should settle this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 After three days of silence, Tim Hand delivered this message over Radio Free Mexio, "we thank our fellow North American nations for their support against this mad man. Many of our people were killed in the air strikes, including Executive Oates. We mourn the loss of our founder, but realise that it could have been far more devastating. However, there are an unknown amounts of Biff paratroopers still in our country. These men are still fighting against Federal and State Soldiers, thus we will treat them as criminals of the CFNA. None of them will be returned to their homeland once caught and I can ensure you that they will be dealt with in the most efficent way possible."OOC: I'm assuming the paradrop already happened. Is the war over alreadY? Damn. OOC: They never landed, they took off but never got outside the RoB borders thanks to Mudd's protectorate over Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oates Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 OOC: They never landed, they took off but never got outside the RoB borders thanks to Mudd's protectorate over Texas. OOC: Damnit, I wanted to write something about this. Did you atleast bomb me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 OOC: I couldn't, Mudd's men probably would've gotten me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oates Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) OOC: I couldn't, Mudd's men probably would've gotten me... OOC: God man, you're no fun. I read your posts over again, you clearly dropped paratrooper and supplies, aswell as bombed me. Now this all happened, so I'll leave it to you to decide what route you took, and who you decided to piss off by flying an invasion force over their country. Edited September 4, 2009 by Oates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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