Aeternos Astramora Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) The Fargent Optional Scrabble and Optional Non-Aggression Pact Preamble: This is a real treaty. Article 1: What is a Fargent? A Fargent, according to Google, is a single family in Minnesota. Though other theories abound, experts unanimously agree that they are the creators of Thai Fargent rice. Article 2: What has snapped? Our sanity. A long time ago. Article 3: Optional Scrabble If any Fargent gets their rice bowls broken by a Fargent in the opposite alliance, the victim has the right to ask the culprit to create a new rice bowl out of gothite, taconite, or aes, where the culprit is obligated to consider how this ae section of the treaty is designed to just include all the quaylike words that Scrabble thinks are words and real words that it doesn’t accept. The victim and culprit are then both required to optionally look at fat guys. It is then mandatory for both to possibly go to a comedy show. During the amazing sendup, one of the two should redilate the bigeyes. Aarrghh! (Scrabble words: gothite, quaylike, ae, sendup, bigeyes, taconite, and aarrghh… Yes, aarrghh! Not Scrabble words: aes and redilate.) Article 4: Optional Non-Aggression Pact In signing this pact, both Farkistan and Argent mutually agree to never attack each other. Maybe. Both signatories also agree that relations between our two alliances should remain peaceful… unless one of the signatories decides not to. Neither shall the signatories in any way help an outside alliance that is a belligerent towards the other signatory, excepting circumstances that may (or may not) include treaties, desires, convenience, revenge, in-character reasons, out-of-character reasons, splinched reasons, asshattery, Brazilian hookers, blow and/or lulz. Article 4.5 (4.5 because the writer of this treaty added this article in later and was too lazy to change the numbering): Parties If any member of Fargent wishes to throw a stag (or werewolf, dog, or rat) party , a formal invitation in the form of a giant inflatable pig is required. Once the other members receive this, they may accept by filling it with otter meat, or accept by bringing a keg. Either way, the invited party must bring booze of some sort. Article 4.75 (because you know it was coming): Keggers They're called keggers when a keg is involved and theres no specific reason, such as graduation, birthday, anniversary, funeral, etc., to throw a shindig, hootenanny, hoedown, etc. Article 4.875 ( naw we're just shiattin with ya) Article 5: Miscellaneous Let it be known to Planet Bob and all those currently stationed on the Moon and Mars that we spent five days thinking of what to write here and came up with nothing. Let is also be known that the favorite Fargent meal is an otter burger with extra bacon, a side of Thai Fargent rice, and beer to wash it down with. Otter can be barbecued, boiled broiled, baked, sauted. Dey's uh, otter-kabobs, otter creole, otter gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple otter, lemon otter, coconut otter, pepper otter, otter soup, otter stew, otter salad, otter and potatoes, otter burger, otter sandwich. That- that's about it. Article 6: Cancelation This treaty, upon being signed, cannot be canceled because this treaty doesn’t mean anything and can’t be broken if you tried. It also trumps any surrender terms that call for this to be canceled. This can’t be suspended either. WE’RE STUCK TOGETHER! (Disclaimer: This treaty in no way means we actually are together. We’re both seeing other people, but they don't like board games.) Triple Letter Score for Farkistan: Q-U-A-D-R-I-P-L-E-G-I-C, double letter score hogger D-O-N-T-C-A-R-E-A-B-O-U-T-M-Y-I-D, four q's and only two u's R-A-V-I-N-G M-A-I-N-Y-Y-A-K, the 'an' master F-I-R-E-G-U-Y-1-5-2-0-7, tile trader extraordinaire J-A-N-Q-U-E-L, the 'the'er R-A-N-D-O-M-L-Y J-I-M, always gets the z I-R-O-N-O-N-E, ain't IS a word, it IS in the dictionary Triple Letter Score for Argent: J-A-N-A-X, Buzz Killington and Owner of the x, superfluous U's FTL E-M-P-E-R-O-R O-F C-H-E-E-S-E, EWoMC, Rice Vegan, lolquaylike R-A-H-O-L-I-A, food pr0n master F-U-Z-Z-2-2-7, there aren't even two z's in the game O-N-I-O-N, all consonants and no vowels C-L-A-R-O, all vowels and no consonants A-N-A-G-E-N-T, Libyan internet doesn't allow Scrabble C-R-E-A-G, colour is not a word? A-E-T-E-R-N-O-S A-S-T-R-A-M-O-R-A, Otter, EPoW, the pluralizer R-U-S-T-Y-N-A-I-L, OxidizedIronFastener M-O-R-A-L-D-E-C-A-D-E-N-C-E, yet another unnecessary signature Edited August 23, 2009 by Aeternos Astramora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 This is pretty epic. Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontcareaboutmyid Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 w00t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Of Cheese Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 [00:46:15] <Otter> NOBODY HAS POSTED IN IT YET? [00:46:22] <Otter> http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=67022 [00:47:12] <MoralDecadence[Ag]> Good enough for me. [00:47:18] <EmperorOfCheese> You spelled oxidized wrong... [00:47:31] <EmperorOfCheese> YOU SPELLED A WORD WRONG IN A SCRABBLE TREATY [00:48:29] <Janax[Argent]> lulz [00:48:38] <Otter> Fixed. noobs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) Sorry Argent Edited August 23, 2009 by dwthegreat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) lol optional non-aggression Good show Edited August 23, 2009 by Infidel Israeli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 This is one treaty that is sure to boggle the mind. Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnathan Flaherty Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Two cool alliances, congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistledown Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I feel like I should be seeing something in those Boggle letters but I'm just not. Even if there's nothing there, it's going to drive me crazy/crazier. Also we're awesome, yeah that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontcareaboutmyid Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 This is one treaty that is sure to boggle the mind. Congratulations! oh sh-- he discovered me. /me bails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Otter, learn to spell your name. grats Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Sorry Argent Good sir, who are you and why are you sorry for us? Also, pleased to meet you. I'm Diomede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I feel like I should be seeing something in those Boggle letters but I'm just not.Even if there's nothing there, it's going to drive me crazy/crazier. Also we're awesome, yeah that "Fargent" is in there, just not in order. Apparently, it's indicative of fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I feel like I should be seeing something in those Boggle letters but I'm just not.Even if there's nothing there, it's going to drive me crazy/crazier. Also we're awesome, yeah that ^this If it says something, can someone point it out? this is really getting to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Otter, learn to spell your name.grats Fark! Learn to not leave Farkistan when we are just about to sign a treaty the has a whole paragraph about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadriplegic Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I still reject the idea that Boggle has anything to do with Scrabble. Boggle is a tool of the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Heard of a few rumblings in the force but after seeing nothing come of it, such passed from my thoughts. This brings that back to mind though. Not making a statement here or anything, just sayin..... Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE OUR RESOLVE IN ENFORCING THIS TREATY TO THE FULLEST OF EXTENT OF HOWEVER WE FEEL LIKE ENFORCING IT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. Or go ahead and underestimate our resolve, really it's good either way. *goes to make a sammmich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE OUR RESOLVE IN ENFORCING THIS TREATY TO THE FULLEST OF EXTENT OF HOWEVER WE FEEL LIKE ENFORCING IT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.Or go ahead and underestimate our resolve, really it's good either way. *goes to make a sammmich I feel like joining FARK and enforcing this treaty to it's least extent, which is to say refuse to play scrabble with you and nuke you a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternos Astramora Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Heard of a few rumblings in the force but after seeing nothing come of it, such passed from my thoughts. This brings that back to mind though. Not making a statement here or anything, just sayin.....Congrats guys. I'm not even sure what... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesalius Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 ... Epic. This treaty made my night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Heard of a few rumblings in the force but after seeing nothing come of it, such passed from my thoughts. This brings that back to mind though. Not making a statement here or anything, just sayin.....Congrats guys. *waives his hand* This is not the conspiracy you are looking for. *goes back to his sammich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrage Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 congrats friends at argent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Otter, atleast post the paragraph about me so i can troll you over it. Also EoC when shall we meet again for scrabble? i havent destroyed you guys at that in awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Of Cheese Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Otter, atleast post the paragraph about me so i can troll you over it.Also EoC when shall we meet again for scrabble? i havent destroyed you guys at that in awhile Meet me under the streetlight at midnight, I'll be wearing a yellow carnation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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