dontcareaboutmyid

in b4 the need to epically facepalm

*golf clap*

Its all really perspective on terms. By saying to a nation, "you can't join x alliance or we'll go back to war with you", is much different from saying, "hey x alliances, you're not allowed to accept this nation into your alliance" If the term were put into place, there'd be nothing stopping you from accepting the nation into the alliance, but you would be taking on the baggage of a terms violator and them possibly being put into a state of war which would be a diplomatic nightmare which would have been easily avoided by not accepting the person in the first place.

wait... that's not right. no that's not it either umm... o\ hali? /falls back on old farkage //slashies

We're planning nothing. The Ultrafarkistani front on the otherhand...

SPAI! Someone will pay for leaking our erections before the... well actually right on time. /we would have told you eventually.

While we have a treaty with iFok, Farkistan has no interestin purple politics. Have fun with whatever it is you're doing in here though.

all that needs ot be said for you wicked.

GBPP /for the people in the know, shhh!

this announcement is lacking in Sky, Green, & Chick. I am saddened. Ahh but there is some Dr. Dan o\ hali? to a good looking bunch.

I see how it is. You upstage our boobie treaty with a treaty talking about threesomes. o\ hali? TOP and OMFG

....err. MDoaP The Dark Fist Farkistan Question and Answer Session Mutual Defense Optional Assault Pact. 1) What is this? This is a Mutual Defence (Optional Attack) Pact between Farkistan and Dark Fist 2) What's it do? It does your basic stuff of most treaties. You've got your basic PIAT stuff such as peace between the two, Sharing of intelligence between the two if stumbled upon, Sending of aid, via the form of financials for rebuilding or tech deals etc. We've also got defensive clauses which say if you attack one, you're basically attacking the other. These kinds of treaties let the rest of Planet Bob know that the alliances have people in their corner and to think twice before getting drunk and attacking at random. (It also gives the option, that if one alliance goes to war, the other can be invited to join, at their discretion.) 3) What doesn't it do? What this treaty doesn't do is infringe upon each others sovereignty. Fark is Fark and Dark Fist is Dark Fist. It also doesn't mean that Dark Fist and Fark are treatied for life. 4) it doesn't? Nope. Most of the time a treaty has a clause that the treaty partners can opt out at a future date. This normally include stipulations like giving notice to a certain time, usually 48 to 72 hours and then promises of not taking aggressive actions against one another for another 48 to 72 hours. 5) Why isn't this treaty funny. Not all treaties have to be. But in the interest of keeping form, a small bird named after female figures of male attention. 6) Don't treaties usually need signatures? Right you are. For Fark Subby Quad (what is this?) Squirrel DCAMID (Its a treaty.) SotC Yak (Where's my gin?) Jim (Right where you left it.) Fireguy (what is this again?) Kahiel (*Facepalm*) Mayo (I'm newbie gov and I know that this is MDoAP between Darkfist and Fark, jeez guys) For DarkFist Daikos, The Flying Penis Starcraftmazter, Head of Causing Diplomatic Incidents Martinius, The 'NO U' Guy

o\ hali? Grats on the treaty.

*drives through with a truck load of bowling balls and a pitchfork* /obscure?

at least fark's embassy clearing was for something important. /ooo // ya wapa

Is that some bacon I see in your avatar 'grats on new gov.

I do believe you meant throw there kas

noonnono If you guys know anything about fark, you're missing the following two steps step: ???? step: Profit!

I already got my change, but thanks.

Installing your own beer coolers there Valhalla? May the shattered halls of a farkistan embassy be reborn into a shrine of one of the holy trinity on your soil.

[ooc] since farve signed with the vikings[/ooc]

oh sh-- he discovered me. /me bails

w00t

I would like to mention that the forcing of drinking alcohol was never done. IRON was given the opportunity to review bacon, for whatever reason they didn't want to review alcohol. In one case a gov member of IRON reviewed indie games, and we accepted it. I even found this to be on of the better reviews, because he WANTED to do it and it showed in his review.

The recent increase of Beer related discussion on Planet has gotten a few alliances thirsty. Some more so than others. Just this last weekend World Task Force and Fark bumped into each other at ye local watering hole. Between a $573.52 bar tab, and waking up in a red roof inn without pants this came up. The World Task Force, Farkistan Beer Sharing agreement. Article 1, Drinking Both World Task Force, Farkistan, and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and bars. Especially that one place, what's it called... ya know, where everyone knows your name... god what is the name of that place... Article 2, Drinking... Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% reparations and to pick up the next tab. If black outs occur during said bar tab accumulation, we probably had too good a night to actually care anyway, but feel free to remind one another. Article 3, More Drinking Neither alliance will engage in espionage against the other. Especially when it involves that hot blond at the end of the bar. No you can't tell her I threw up in the fourth grade. Remember the bro code. Article 4, Did we mention drinking. Should either party take any action, aggressive or defensive, against any alliance or nation not signatory to this treaty, the other party is under no obligation to support or participate, unless so required under other agreements. You're more than welcome to watch on the big screen TV's and yell at the officials for being blind/deaf/stupid/fat and ugly though. Article 5, Perhaps some drinking was involved. Should either alliance sober up from all this beer drinking, and decide that some tee totaling is needed, this treaty may be canceled by standing up. That will probably take a good couple of days. Afterwords the cops need to be avoided because of that fence that was hit. And those cows that were tipped. And that case of crabs you picked up from that one chick. And that bouncer you kicked in the balls. While you're doing all that, you probably won't be to worried about each other, so that should be plenty of time to let this thing go. Finally, signing for the Drinking... Sleeping with the fat/ugly/geeky chick for Farkistan Submitter Quadriplegic, afk on appletini's (the heterosexual kind) Squirrel Dontcareaboutmyid, knocked out by kilo kai while writing this Speaker of the Council Raving_MainyYak, bombed on bombay sapphire TotalFark Council Janquel, juiced up on jaeger TotalFark Council Randomly Jim, Rooficolada (giggity...) TotalFark Council FireGuy15207, in Soviet Russia, VODKA DRINK YOU! TotalFark Council ironone being intravenously hydrated after it all Passed out with heads in toilets for World Task Force The Alcoholics: Asa Phillips - Reluctant father figure, part time serial killer and Minister of Fresh Fruits and Veggies Teh Black Jesus - The crazy uncle that walks on water The Pub Crawlers: Augustus Maximillion - Tapper of Kegs and... Dark Force - Holder of the sacred questions and Weekend Eclectic DJ The Regulars : BeerGuzzlers - Barkeep Bonzo - The Poopsmith db00 - Beater of the ghost donkey Elin von der skog - Alliance Paddle Wielder Emperor Impetus - The Minimum Wage Monster FISHGUTS - He has BIG Thumbs forhiller - Drunk Elucidator/Philosopher GloBoiD - designated drinker Grigori Rasputin - The Mad Monk, Mystic Advisor, and Used Car Salesman Guy Debord - White Slave Trader hueylewis53- Director of Ghost Conspiracy Kristoff - Fish Monger manslayer - The hitokiri Nintendo - Chimichanga Man P_M - Cuban Revolutionary Plublius - e-Minister of e-Basement in e-Mom's house Qyrenh Kalsang - Crazy Straws radium - Bathroom Attendant and Pretzel Dispenser Red Taz - Pizza Delivery Driver & designated driver REDMONSTER- spelchek gurew Reroll - Cronic Masterbater Ron Paul - Emperor and Deputy Director of Ghost Conspiracy Tapley - Lord of the Dance The Baby - The Breaker of Wind senatorhung - passed out beside the jukebox Strider - The Sexy One WolfShadow - Official C.A.B. of WTF -Wolverine- - The Doc