AmpaSand Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 20, 2009 by AmpaSand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame Unicorn Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 We would like to encourage Ile de Tyran to state where their proposed ancient homeland *is*, for there may be a fully functioning state there already. Also, we request that the representative of Ile de Tyran swallows a dictionary, or simply buys one and uses it. The spelling mistakes are beyond horrible. OOC: Make a claim on the world map and learn to spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The Holy Imperium is proud to announce to the world that it has found a new, highly degenerate variant of English present on the Ile de Tyran. We advise against attempting translation as initial attempts have been met with both brain-tumors and suicide by way of dictionary induced head-trauma. Indeed, the only way to understand these primitive forms may be a whole new, intermediary language at an intellectual level they understand. We hereby suggest French. (OOC: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 We hope it's not in any part of our lands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmpaSand Posted August 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 There are not other nations here, only Tyran, on the Ile de Tyran. It was never been claimed by any other nation in the past 500 years, however it are only recently that the anarchist commune here grew too large for that government method. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 There are not other nations here, only Tyran, on the Ile de Tyran. It was never been claimed by any other nation in the past 500 years, however it are only recently that the anarchist commune here grew too large for that government method. We are afraid this is still not clear for us. Where exactly on Planet Bob are you located? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame Unicorn Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Annihilation will be sure to send the finest linguists to Ile de Tyran, for sure success on the suggested swallowing of a dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmpaSand Posted August 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 20, 2009 by AmpaSand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 We lives on earth, not on 'Plante Bob'. We live on the Ile de Tyran, as we has stated. Well, if you are speaking to us and we are speaking to you, then you are on Planet Bob, the planet we all reside in. Earth is just a fictional place that we all often read and hear about in books, documentaries, and movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmpaSand Posted August 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 20, 2009 by AmpaSand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 We inquire to Tyran as thus. 1. Where is the Ile de Tyran that you speak of? 2. What is this Earth tyou speak of? 3. Would you like a dictionary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmpaSand Posted August 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 It is the island we lives on. It is in the large ocean between the two continants which reach from one land of ice to the other. It is the planet the island live on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Well, then what is your answer to the third question? Would you like a dictionary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 We lives on earth. We do not care what herbs you have will smoked. This is an ironic statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 This is an ironic statement. The stoners of Drakoria are quite offended at this. OOC: But I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The stoners of Drakoria are quite offended at this.OOC: But I lol'd OOC: IC: But the Stasi officials persecuting pursuing stoners aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The Holy Imperium of Man hereby declares war on the Ile de Tyran for their terrorist action against the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) OOC: Firstly let me say welcome AmpaSand to the roleplay area of Cybernations and please ignore the silly comment from some of our posters. Most of the posters in this section of the forums including myself take part in what we call CNRP. Which is where we as a community make up in character nations based off our in game nations and particpate in a number of roleplay threads. You are welcome to join us in CNRP if you wish and for a helpful link I have included below the link to the world map thread which also includes the CNRP guidelines. Map and guidelines Whether or not you intend to join in please enjoy your time here in this section of the forums. If you have anything questions or problems please don't be afraid to PM me with them. Edited August 11, 2009 by King Kevz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silhouette Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 OOC: This thread is lulz. For more than one reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Statement from the Malvinian Government. After researching this Nation greatly and sending out people to explore to world so the Malvinas has a better understanding of Planet Bob around it, we discovered Tyran is on the island of Cuba. They are Heavy drug users and the streets were littered with "doobies" as the tourists sent to that area reported back. For a full copy of the report from our explorers send the Secretary of National Exploration Nina Woods a private mail requesting a copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrich von Richt Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Visitors from the Chimairan Republic have reported similar findings to the Malvinian Expedition, except that most of the population we came upon was either high, or was not human at all, but was rather a koala. Determining how these koalas got to Cuba is a high mystery, as is how this society of what Chimairan explorers label "english butchering, stoned out of the whack, potentially homicidal, mentally challenged, live-among-animals, animals are 3/4 our population group." While long, they viewed it as appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The government of The Malvinas proposes we create an international anti drugs front and open up clinics and health sentres across tyran to help them with this drug problem, open schools to educate their... citizens of the world around them, and send security advisors to train a police force. Drugs rehabilitation should be the major powerhouse behind this incentive to Aid the government of tyran if it wishes to cooperate with this Proposal. Failure to cooperate with the proposal could mean Blockade to prevent the drugs being exported at an international level? *The proposal ends with a return address for other nations to send back their thoughts on such an idea* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The government of The Malvinas proposes we create an international anti drugs front and open up clinics and health sentres across tyran to help them with this drug problem, open schools to educate their... citizens of the world around them, and send security advisors to train a police force.Drugs rehabilitation should be the major powerhouse behind this incentive to Aid the government of tyran if it wishes to cooperate with this Proposal. Failure to cooperate with the proposal could mean Blockade to prevent the drugs being exported at an international level? *The proposal ends with a return address for other nations to send back their thoughts on such an idea* Drugs are not the cause of this massive rate of illiteracy. It's simply a disease known as Unintelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Horrible, Horrible affliction. Of course, it can be cured by way of either a book or bullet to the head. Multiple treatments are available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 OOC: Ok people stop. This is borderline insulting AmpaSand. For all you know by insulting his or her spelling and post you have forced them out of this forum. Not everyone can type perfect english and not everyoen wants to spell check their every word so how about you all stop making silly little iC comments and let us see what AmpaSand wants to do in regards to Roleplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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