Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) The PPF does not stand by and wait for the threats of terrorists and the enemies of freedom to be fulfilled; rather, we take proactive and preemptive steps to circumvent the horrors of terrorism before they can fully ferment into a frothy brew of destruction and anti-freedom. It is in no group's best interest to sit idly by and wait for their enemies to land a clearly telegraphed punch on their proverbial jaws simply for the sake of upholding some myopic tradition of gamesmanship or "honor". With this sentiment in mind, the PPF feels it is necessary to declare a preemptive strike upon our newest, and perhaps as-yet most diabolical nemesis to date: shahman of Mesopotamia We understand if you, our great fellow citizens of Bob, recoil with fear or perhaps even anger at the thought of letting loose our dogs or war past the gates of an ally, but understand this: The NpO currently harbors a terrorist in their midst, and I suspect that any of you in the international community can and will be swayed by the evidence collected by our satellite cameras, which clearly show shaman harboring intent of mass destruction. I suspect that the NpO themselves, being the lovers of justice that they are, will freely allow the U.S. (united Shark) troops of the PPF to enter the borders of Mesopotamia without resistance; they must understand that the only thing that separates them from being aligned to the VERTICES OF NOGOODNIKS (along with the NPO and Carrot Top) is their willingness to protect and harbor terrorists. So I say to my friends in the NpO: allow us the justice we deserve. And the the community of Bob at large: I must assure you that we fully respect the sovereignty of all alliances the Bob over. Our only enemies are the terrorists, and those who would harbor them. Hail Sharks. Onward towards freedom. Edited August 3, 2009 by Opethian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Have fun blowin' stuff up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Have fun blowin' stuff up. We will. In a most symbolic sense. Did I mention we have no military? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remaliat Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Quite the joke, really, funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwe Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Moving to Alliance Announcements. (Nice subtitle though!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Quite the joke, really, funny... It isn't a joke. It may, however, be coincidentally funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) We will. In a most symbolic sense. Did I mention we have no military? Just as Shahman has symbolically conveyed his desire for war (in an OOC forum), you are free to symbolically convey your desire for war as well. And if you keep everything symbolic, then I don't think we'll have a problem here. Edited August 3, 2009 by Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I support this endeavour with all my heart, and wish you speedy success in crushing this enemy of Alliancekind my good Opethian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Opethian I would like you to know my door is always open if you'd like to understand the New Polar Order better. This announcement is unnecessary and will not achieve any of your goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Just as Shahman has symbolically conveyed his desire for war (in an OOC forum), you are free to symbolically convey your desire for war as well. And if you keep everything symbolical, then I don't think we'll have a problem here. I assure you it is symbolic only as a matter of necessity. We would love to launch a cruise missile or 12 at the guy, but find ourselves in an unfortunate mountain of bill lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jphillips412 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Good luck? I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I assure you it is symbolic only as a matter of necessity. We would love to launch a cruise missile or 12 at the guy, but find ourselves in an unfortunate mountain of bill lock. I can see what I want to see just like you can. Stop by our forums for a tech deal or two and maybe you'll be out of bill lock before you forget about this whole affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I can see what I want to see just like you can.Stop by our forums for a tech deal or two and maybe you'll be out of bill lock before you forget about this whole affair. I cannot be bribed away from justice, sir. No amount of money is worth allowing such filth to fester and grow beneath the skin of a stalwart organization such as your own. I, again, must reiterate that I have no qualms with the NpO unless they intend to protect this terror cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranus Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Remind me what this terrorist did, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Give it to em, Opethian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnews Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) Onward towards freedom. Weak topic come back when you can actually attack the said nation this is nothing but a self righteous attempt to get some public attention now i know why darthcyfe dislikes the public forums sigh Edited August 3, 2009 by agnews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Thor Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 let loose the symbolic dogs of war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stravolice Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Do as you wish, Rebel Virginia. Oh sorry my mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Weak topiccome back when you can actually attack the said nation this is nothing but a self righteous attempt to get some public attention now i know why darthcyfe dislikes the public forums sigh You know, if we're not going to be doing this type of useless posturing, I don't think anyone else has much reason to either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Weak topiccome back when you can actually attack the said nation this is nothing but a self righteous attempt to get some public attention now i know why darthcyfe dislikes the public forums sigh Darthcyfe's concern is none of mine. Neither is yours, as a matter of fact. I can only be consoled by the irony in the fact that your disregard for my declaration is clearly outweighed by your personal decision to comment upon it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) I cannot be bribed away from justice, sir. No amount of money is worth allowing such filth to fester and grow beneath the skin of a stalwart organization such as your own.I, again, must reiterate that I have no qualms with the NpO unless they intend to protect this terror cell. Fear not, for the stalwart organization that we are, Shahman has already been placed in a "re-education" camp where he is learning the concept of "goodthink" and to respect alliances of all shapes and sizes. Violent acts during such an impressionable mental state as the one our members are reduced to during the re-education process will only serve to undo any progress we have made. While I clearly cannot deter you from your mission, I must remain close by Shahman at this time if only to make certain that his goodthink cassette is flipped over to side B once an hour. Edited August 3, 2009 by Penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranus Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) Remind me what this terrorist did, anyone? EDIT: Nvm. I just noticed the link. Rather a weak excuse to start a conflict. Edited August 3, 2009 by Coaxl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 EDIT: Nvm. I just noticed the link. Rather a weak excuse to start a conflict. And I suppose if I stand by and say "I wish to punch every person whose name contains the consecutive letters c-o-a-x-l in the face at some time in the indeterminate future" you'd be likely to just wait around and allow me the first blow? If your answer is yes, then I suppose you deserve to be sucker punched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnews Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) You know, if we're not going to be doing this type of useless posturing, I don't think anyone else has much reason to either. you sir know absolutely nothing about me so your accusing me of posturing is like me giving you a lecture on quantum physics and yes this entire thread has been done .... much better by rv we don't need 5 or more "posers" making copies every time they think they can get away with it I can only be consoled by the irony in the fact that your disregard for my declaration is clearly outweighed by your personal decision to comment upon it. your absolutely right i would under most circumstances ignored this pathetic attempted at imitating RV however it seems that these amateur topics are on the rise and so i put forth my distaste Edited August 3, 2009 by agnews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jphillips412 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 And I suppose if I stand by and say "I wish to punch every person whose name contains the consecutive letters c-o-a-x-l in the face at some time in the indeterminate future" you'd be likely to just wait around and allow me the first blow?If your answer is yes, then I suppose you deserve to be sucker punched. That's assuming your first blow would not be symbolic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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