Chancellor Bismarck Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Yo, We be thinkin', and this is what we came up with. Startin' now, we be roundin' up all the women and childuns and puttin' dem in dem theme parks. In da meantime, we be roundin' up da men to begin buildin' shiz. We put da referendum up for a vote thing, and it passed with a 100% bigjority or sumthink. So since everybody agrees, we be usin' all millions of our sexy men to build up our capital and other cities. What dis be meanin' for you? Since we need all da food for ourselves nao, we no give food to other nations no more. What I dink is dat dis is a gud idea, so we can eat all our beefz. I know whatchoo be thinkin' up thar. You be thinkin' whadda $%&@ yo. But I be sayin' our bef is prime an we no sell it to follz like yo dawg. I also guess you be thinkin' all our farms gonna die and all, but we also be roundin' up all the food and catle to bring with dem men, so we can feed dem all. It gonna work yo. We got some picturez of da womenz and childuns at da themepark thingy. We put dem har fo' yo dawg. There are no menz in this pic As yo dawg can see, dey b havin' fun up in thar. So dunt be worried foo's. Sincerely, The President, self-proclaimed Lord of Nigeria, and Jesus biznitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 The following missive was sent back to Penisland Penis Land Penisland. ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevz Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Clearly this government is insane and as such they will be investigated by our intelligence branch to make sure they arn't causing any trouble or pain to their citizens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 (edited) Our Minister of Foreign Affairs would reply but got in the hospital out of frustration on how to spell Penisland Penis Land Pe Nisland.... Our Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs is in the hospital now too because of the same problem. Edited July 26, 2009 by Centurius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKrolm Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 The Nation of Selenarctos issues a pubic statement condemning this action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 (edited) The Roman Catholic Church questions this-country-whose-name-will-not-be-said. We are starting the view this President as a truly psychotic idiot dictator. We would also like to say that he is perverted, and the Church will officially sponsor any form of action, including war, against this man and his country. The translated telegram sent to the country: De Romun Cadolic Chuch quesshuns dis-country-whose-dojigger-will-not-be-said. We is startin' de view dis Super-dude as some truly psychotic idiot dictato'. We would also likes t'say dat he be puh'verted, and da d**n Chuch gots'ta officially sponso' any fo'm uh acshun, includin' war, against dis joker and his country. Slap mah fro! Edited July 26, 2009 by KingChris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Everybody in the federal government got headaches after trying to deciphering what Pen Island Penisland president was saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 The Roman Catholic Church questions this-country-whose-name-will-not-be-said. We are starting the view this President as a truly psychotic idiot dictator. We would also like to say that he is perverted, and the Church will officially sponsor any form of action, including war, against this man and his country.The translated telegram sent to the country: De Romun Cadolic Chuch quesshuns dis-country-whose-dojigger-will-not-be-said. We is startin' de view dis Super-dude as some truly psychotic idiot dictato'. We would also likes t'say dat he be puh'verted, and da d**n Chuch gots'ta officially sponso' any fo'm uh acshun, includin' war, against dis joker and his country. Slap mah fro! "Spoken like a true false-sovereign." A Dragonisian diplomat chuckled and stated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 The Roman Catholic Church questions this-country-whose-name-will-not-be-said. We are starting the view this President as a truly psychotic idiot dictator. We would also like to say that he is perverted, and the Church will officially sponsor any form of action, including war, against this man and his country.The translated telegram sent to the country: De Romun Cadolic Chuch quesshuns dis-country-whose-dojigger-will-not-be-said. We is startin' de view dis Super-dude as some truly psychotic idiot dictato'. We would also likes t'say dat he be puh'verted, and da d**n Chuch gots'ta officially sponso' any fo'm uh acshun, includin' war, against dis joker and his country. Slap mah fro! OOC: I have to say, that's my favorite reaction out of all of them. Particularly for "this-country-whose-name-will-not-be-said."IC: Promised Land officials are still shaking their heads and blushing over the name of this nation. And the humiliation is even worse when one notes that the spelling of their own nation is not dissimilar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 For some odd reason, thousands of citizens in Hae Da Fung simultaneously facepalmed and headdesked as they heard this news, causing massive headaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 (edited) "We'd like to remind you all that this move was taken by a vote by everyone in Pen Island, and it was approved unanimously by all inhabitants. Everyone was given the opportunity to vote, either by house tally or by going to a polling booth. We'd also like to remind anyone that attempts to send foreign people into our land that you should open an embassy with us before such action, and that you are free to do so. Until then no transportation will occur into or out of Pen Island, not that there ever was any to begin with, since we currently hold no embassies here or around the world. ( )" EDIT: "Also, who's catholic? What a silly notion! " Edited July 27, 2009 by Pacifism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame Unicorn Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Many of our top translators have either committed suicide or are in mental asylums after reading this abomination... I say reading, but you cannot read something that doesnt make sense in the first place... Annihilation condemns this move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 (edited) The Roman Catholic Church questions this-country-whose-name-will-not-be-said. We are starting the view this President as a truly psychotic idiot dictator. We would also like to say that he is perverted, and the Church will officially sponsor any form of action, including war, against this man and his country.The translated telegram sent to the country: De Romun Cadolic Chuch quesshuns dis-country-whose-dojigger-will-not-be-said. We is startin' de view dis Super-dude as some truly psychotic idiot dictato'. We would also likes t'say dat he be puh'verted, and da d**n Chuch gots'ta officially sponso' any fo'm uh acshun, includin' war, against dis joker and his country. Slap mah fro! The Roman Catholic Church sponsored by you is forever banned from ever setting one cell on our land, the punishment will be death for such an offense. May your missionaries be martyrs if they so choose. ~Jonathan Sinclaire As per edicts, the round-up is officially called off under the new government. The edict was signed by Jonathan Sinclaire. Everyone is being sent back to their homes immediately. Edited July 27, 2009 by Pacifism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 The Roman Catholic Church questions this-country-whose-name-will-not-be-said. We are starting the view this President as a truly psychotic idiot dictator. We would also like to say that he is perverted, and the Church will officially sponsor any form of action, including war, against this man and his country.The translated telegram sent to the country: De Romun Cadolic Chuch quesshuns dis-country-whose-dojigger-will-not-be-said. We is startin' de view dis Super-dude as some truly psychotic idiot dictato'. We would also likes t'say dat he be puh'verted, and da d**n Chuch gots'ta officially sponso' any fo'm uh acshun, includin' war, against dis joker and his country. Slap mah fro! OOC: Best. Post. Evar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 The Roman Catholic Church sponsored by you is forever banned from ever setting one cell on our land, the punishment will be death for such an offense. May your missionaries be martyrs if they so choose.~Jonathan Sinclaire As per edicts, the round-up is officially called off under the new government. The edict was signed by Jonathan Sinclaire. Everyone is being sent back to their homes immediately. We, the Roman Catholic Church, led by His Holiness Pope John Paul III, will take similar action and suggest that no Catholic ever visit or buy products from this whatchamacallit. If you kill anyone for being a Catholic, he will be greatly honored and declared a saint and martyr for God. We also find it hard to believe that everyone voted in the refferendum, that there was a unanimous decision, and that there even was a refferendum. This psychotic dictator really needs to stop taking his prescription medications, because obviously, his soul is too impure to follow the advice of others, as his brain is about the size of a teaspoon and therefore cannot think for himself. OR We, de Romun Cadolic Chuch, led by His Holiness Wiz' Raz'tus Paul III, gots'ta snatch similar acshun and suggest dat no Cadolic eva' visit o' steal products fum dis whutchamacallit. Man! If ya'waste any sucka fo' bein' some Cadolic, he gots'ta be greatly hono'ed and declared some saint and martyr fo' God. We also find it hard t'recon' dat everyone voted in de refferendum, dat dere wuz some unanimous decision, and dat dere even wuz some refferendum. WORD! Dis psychotic dictato' real needs t'stop takin' his prescripshun medicashuns, cuz' obviously, his soul be too impure t'follow de advice uh oders, as his brain be about da d**n size uh a teaspoon and derefo'e kinnot dink fo' himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 We, the Roman Catholic Church, led by His Holiness Pope John Paul III, will take similar action and suggest that no Catholic ever visit or buy products from this whatchamacallit. If you kill anyone for being a Catholic, he will be greatly honored and declared a saint and martyr for God.We also find it hard to believe that everyone voted in the refferendum, that there was a unanimous decision, and that there even was a refferendum. This psychotic dictator really needs to stop taking his prescription medications, because obviously, his soul is too impure to follow the advice of others, as his brain is about the size of a teaspoon and therefore cannot think for himself. OR We, de Romun Cadolic Chuch, led by His Holiness Wiz' Raz'tus Paul III, gots'ta snatch similar acshun and suggest dat no Cadolic eva' visit o' steal products fum dis whutchamacallit. Man! If ya'waste any sucka fo' bein' some Cadolic, he gots'ta be greatly hono'ed and declared some saint and martyr fo' God. We also find it hard t'recon' dat everyone voted in de refferendum, dat dere wuz some unanimous decision, and dat dere even wuz some refferendum. WORD! Dis psychotic dictato' real needs t'stop takin' his prescripshun medicashuns, cuz' obviously, his soul be too impure t'follow de advice uh oders, as his brain be about da d**n size uh a teaspoon and derefo'e kinnot dink fo' himself. Our decision remains the same. We also find it funny that you are attempting to communicate with our people when you have no way to do so. OOC: There was a coup in my nation. In case you didn't read it, your 'psychotic dictator' no longer exists, but was replaced with a less psychotic one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 OOC: My bad. I read this one before I read the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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