V The King Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 "I'd reckon Pen Island must be a nation where partying hard is some sort of religion, given its name and celebrity-like government. We can respect the country." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 The Tsarina would rather take a shower with Martens. This nation is not worth our time. Upon hearing this, the ever-young and actually ever-handsome (Seriously!) Martens gives her a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Brotherhood of Mol Headquarters Kotka, Molakia "Grandmaster, We have a fix on Martens! What should we do?" "Easy. Write a Writ of Execution for that Genocidal Dolt and have him killed! If the world wont do it, We Will!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 "Hello? Are you there? Who is that? What is a Writ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Greater Croatia welcomes PenIsland to the world and wonders what currency it uses? The Dong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSchaine Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Taeunas recognizes the new nation. However, we will not be sending a delegation there as we would not like to have to keep replacing our diplomats after they die of laughter and/or suicide as posting to such a nation would obviously seem like punishment since it cannot be taken seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 "Promised Land--er..." *Transmission is cut as an obviously embarrassed official struggles in vain to make an announcement welcoming the new nation to the oceanic region.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 President Drake stared at the new telegram and sent a message of his own back. "We welcome the nation of Penis Land Penisland to ifosdiuht" The message was cut off there as Drake broke off laughing and dropped his head on the keyboard. When he recovered, he placed Pen Island on his list of places never to visit for fear of dying of laughter upon arrival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkantos Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Aiginor recognizes ...errr... welcomes this new nation to the world. In addition, we would like to report that cartography has just become the 5th funniest profession in Aiginor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 "We recognize Pen Island and will send a diplomat team with masks to Powergen italia. They shall be the first all women diplomatic teams sent from the PRC." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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