iamthey Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) The Royal Swiss Bank is announcing the reopening of its doors. After a long term period spend as the Deutsche Bank of Switzerland, we have recently underwent an internal re-consolidation, and restructuring as well as received a royal charter to retain our autonomy by the government of the Alliance. We would once again like to offer our services to the world as one of the premier banking services around the world. We will be offering around the clock service via website, and telephone as well as regular business hours for the bank floor. We will also be offering a number of services detailed below. Standard Services Personal and Cooperate Accounts Intrabank wire transaction Interbank wire transaction Accounting services & investment management Safety Deposit Box Currency Exchange Issuing of Unregistered Bearer Bonds Credit lines to qualified individuals or entities *All of which is by law kept utterly confidential between the bank and the individual. Advanced Services Anonymous Numbered Accounts Intrabank Transaction between Numbered Accounts Interbank Transaction between Numbered Accounts Anonymous Numbered Safety Deposit Box Accounts *Both of which bear no link to the account holder and are secured via identification number, and secure pin. Special Service We will also be issuing a private currency to act as a hedge in the unstable speculation markets, the Swiss Franc. It shall be pegged to a gold Standard. Every Franc will be guaranteed to have a reciprocal amount of gold appropriate to its value. Gold can either be exchanged for Franc's, vise versa, or fiat currency for francs assuming it is worthwhile. Privacy Policy According to the bank's charter, by law the bank may not share any information regarding clients, transactions, or accounts with any foreign or domestic authority for any reason. The bank may reserve the right to refuse a client service or otherwise not do business with an entity for any reason as it is a business and no one is guaranteed service. Edited June 29, 2009 by iamthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zephyr Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 If we somehow survive this war we'd happily invest some our oil earnings into your banks. I've heard they are quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 OOC: Forgot to add we also loan money >_>. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Is the Royal Swiss Bank interested in perhaps establishing branches in nations abroad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Certainly, though we would need to be permitted to retain our privacy policies. If that is possible we would be interested in setting up a branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 In that case, you are welcome to establish a branch, or even regional headquarters, if you prefer, in our capital. Feel free to hire local labor in the construction of the building--you will find plenty of willing workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 We thank the promised land for the opportunity. We will establish for now a branch in the capital, if more nations are interested in branches in the area, that may expand to be the regional headquarters. We will be sure to staff, and construct it with local labor as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 OOC: Forgot to add we also loan money >_>. OOC: Okay, we'll take a $300 billion loan at zero percent interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) Procinctia requests the following accounts with the Royal Swiss Bank Procinctia’s monthly support to World Congress $10,000 Procinctia’s monthly support to White Cross $65,000 Account Number Expunged $ XXX-XXX Generalissimo’s Therapy $ XXX-XXX Operation Connect Four $XXX-XXX Operation Inua's Flare $ XXX-XXX Edited June 30, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) OOC: Okay, we'll take a $300 billion loan at zero percent interest. OOC: Im afraid we don't do that here... you might want to try the United States though . (lol) IC: Procinctia requests the following accounts with the Royal Swiss BankProcinctia’s monthly support to World Congress $10,000 Procinctia’s monthly support to White Cross $65,000 Account Number Expunged $ XXX-XXX Generalissimo’s Therapy $ XXX-XXX Operation Connect Four $XXX-XXX Operation Inua's Flare $ XXX-XXX Account requests accepted, accounts have been created. Thank you for your business. Edited June 30, 2009 by iamthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 The RSB is free to establish a branch in Bavaria. In turn, banks such as the Bayrische Postbank will be allowed by us to establish branches in your country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 The RSB is free to establish a branch in Bavaria. In turn, banks such as the Bayrische Postbank will be allowed by us to establish branches in your country. This is acceptable, you may establish one in Zurich our nation's financial center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zephyr Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Seeing as we have virtually no banking industry, we'd like it if the bank established a branch in Raochin as well. Also, we open an account for futureness. Account for futureness: $1.00(aprox .80 shillings ) Hows the growth of your accounts over time? I suspect in the year 3,000 to have atleast 5 billion dollars in that account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) The Kingdom of Cochin welcomes Royal Swiss Bank to set up operations in Cochin. We hope you shall permit State Bank of Tripunithura to set up operations in your nation? We have no objections to the policy of anonymity but for person's convicted under Cochin law this may not be applicable. Edited July 1, 2009 by king of cochin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) Seeing as we have virtually no banking industry, we'd like it if the bank established a branch in Raochin as well.Also, we open an account for futureness. Account for futureness: $1.00(aprox .80 shillings ) Hows the growth of your accounts over time? I suspect in the year 3,000 to have atleast 5 billion dollars in that account. We thank Roachin for opening itself up to our serives, also your accounts have been opened . The Kingdom of Cochin welcomes Royal Swiss Bank to set up operations in Cochin. We hope you shall permit State Bank of Tripunithura to set up operations in your nation?We have no objections to the policy of anonymity but for person's convicted under Cochin law this may not be applicable. @ First part, this is acceptable feel free to set up a branch in Zurich; we also thank you for opening your financial sector up to our services. @ Second part, We thank you for your understanding, if you could issue us a list of individuals who are convicted of financial and criminal offenses we will simply refuse them service. When we take on a client we ensure a degree of service; this rests on our honor. We would just assume not do business with those who we would have to compromise that reputation for as a result of their criminal activities in the past. Edited July 1, 2009 by iamthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Persons who are convicted as of now are not likely to visit any bank without permission from Interior Dept. Our point of concern is that corruption is on the rise in certain segments of the economy and a vigorous attempt is made to root out. Moreover it is human nature to be corrupted. We seek your assurance that any account bearer of your bank from the Kingdom if convicted of a severe crime in the future will not be permitted to avail of your policies of confidentiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 We seek your assurance that any account bearer of your bank from the Kingdom if convicted of a severe crime in the future will not be permitted to avail of your policies of confidentiality. Of course, if someone from your nation does business with us, and at a later date is found to be engaged in corrupt activity they will be promptly ejected from our establishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Of course, if someone from your nation does business with us, and at a later date is found to be engaged in corrupt activity they will be promptly ejected from our establishment. That is indeed welcome. The Royal Treasury is interested to deposit an amount of $50 Million for a term of 5 years with the RSB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 That is indeed welcome. The Royal Treasury is interested to deposit an amount of $50 Million for a term of 5 years with the RSB. The interest is mutual. Please provide further details and we will be happy to open the needed accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 The rates of interest are to be determined by you. We want to open this account as a sign of goodwill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Fair enough, the RSB will open the accounts at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 This is acceptable, you may establish one in Zurich our nation's financial center. Thus, the BPB will establish a branch in Zurich, as some smaller bavarian banks will, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathRaptor Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 The University solicits the RSB to open a branch within our territories for the further development of our economy and to further implement our Energy Credit Exchange. Likewise, we request the opportunity to establish a regional headquarters for our EC Exchange in Zurich. We also pride ourselves on the maintenance of privacy within our financial records, and agree to the conditions of the RSB. It is acceptable to us for the RSB to open a regional headquarters in our capitol of Santa Cruz de Tenerife and we open to the RSB the option of opening local branches in our other urbanized districts. As part of the arrangement we open the option of full partnership participation within our EC Exchange for the purposes of participation in investment opportunities offered within the EC Exchange. From the Desk of Nwabudike Morgan, PhD, Director of Energy Credit Exchange for The University Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 The University solicits the RSB to open a branch within our territories for the further development of our economy and to further implement our Energy Credit Exchange. Likewise, we request the opportunity to establish a regional headquarters for our EC Exchange in Zurich. We also pride ourselves on the maintenance of privacy within our financial records, and agree to the conditions of the RSB. It is acceptable to us for the RSB to open a regional headquarters in our capitol of Santa Cruz de Tenerife and we open to the RSB the option of opening local branches in our other urbanized districts.As part of the arrangement we open the option of full partnership participation within our EC Exchange for the purposes of participation in investment opportunities offered within the EC Exchange. From the Desk of Nwabudike Morgan, PhD, Director of Energy Credit Exchange for The University This is an acceptable arrangement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 The RSB is welcome to establish a branch in New England, in either New York City or Boston (your choice). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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