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From the desk of the Prime Minister of Palintine


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It has become immediately apparent that the autonomous region of Daiwa is more than capable of handling itself on the world stage. Due to increasing budget cuts within the nation, we can no longer afford to pay Daiwa's government representatives full wages, therefore we are cutting them loose. Palintine hereby declares the autonomous region of Daiwa and independent, sovereign nation. We still expect you to file this year's taxes, however.

-The Prime Minister of Palintine

Note: This announcement was written on 100% recycled paper.

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Finally free of both the Daiwa government pestering them for independence and the Imperial Family of Japan pestering Palintine for control of the Daiwa lands, the prime minister afforded himself a sigh of relief. Freedom. No more late-night phone calls, no more earlier night phone calls interrupting his dinner, no more pointless stalling on the senate floor by the damned Daiwa representatives, no more threatening letters from the imperial family, no more telegrams (who uses telegrams these days!?) from Shikoku, no more emails from 'concerned Japanese students', no more letter-bombs, no more anything!

"Freedom..." he thought quietly. Something snapped.

"FREEDOM!" The prime minister leaped from his chair and onto his desk. "SWEET FREEDOM!" He began performing a jig he learned during his time in Siberia before his appointment to viceroy of Korea. His maniacal laughter could be heard throughout the floor of the building as government employees ceased their work to stare up at his closed office door.

"I'M FREE AT LAST!"

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Finally free of both the Daiwa government pestering them for independence and the Imperial Family of Japan pestering Palintine for control of the Daiwa lands, the prime minister afforded himself a sigh of relief. Freedom. No more late-night phone calls, no more earlier night phone calls interrupting his dinner, no more pointless stalling on the senate floor by the damned Daiwa representatives, no more threatening letters from the imperial family, no more telegrams (who uses telegrams these days!?) from Shikoku, no more emails from 'concerned Japanese students', no more letter-bombs, no more anything!

"Freedom..." he thought quietly. Something snapped.

"FREEDOM!" The prime minister leaped from his chair and onto his desk. "SWEET FREEDOM!" He began performing a jig he learned during his time in Siberia before his appointment to viceroy of Korea. His maniacal laughter could be heard throughout the floor of the building as government employees ceased their work to stare up at his closed office door.

"I'M FREE AT LAST!"

OOC: Oho, me likey :awesome:

IC: New England recognizes and welcomes Daiwa to the world.

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