Auctor Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 A noble soldier of Tastes Like Chicken is known for two things - a willingness to lay down all his infra for the cause, and his strict adherence to the dictates of his secret treaties. To that end, I've invaded the Island of Misfit Toys. I ask you: Who has a use for a Charlie in the Box? Or a train with square wheels? Or a toy boat that doesn't float? My secret treaty partners surely don't. So I ride boldly out to do justice upon those who would affront them in their dominion over the sky. To all those who oppose me in my righteous cause - I will not rest. I will not falter. My secret treaties are all I have in this world, and I will fight to the very last to honor them. At this time, as a show of my mercy, I am willing to offer Misfits the following surrender terms. 1. They hand over alliance leadership to a nation I designate forthwith. 2. They change their flag to this. 3. They acknowledge Cunctator as a just and wise ruler, and The Quaker Oats Guy and Inflatable Nation as worthy avatars enforcing his will on Steve. 4. that three haiku are constructed, one in honor of each of the nations. 5. That no less than five misfits nations have their member title changed to "grovels at the feet of the almighty Cunctator". 6. that all SDI's, WRC's, and Pentagons on the Misfits AA are decommissioned. 7. That 6 Misfits nations will be required to purchase and maintain 50 cruise missiles. 8. That Misfits comply with any terms our secret treaty partners might also demand. 9. I wanted to have a ninth term. 10. Would you like fries with that? 11. Thank you for choosing Tastes Like Chicken 12. Have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 Most honorable and gracious of you Auctor. Merciful terms you have presented that only a fool wouldn't accept with glee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) And here I thought I was the only one who watched Rudolph's Shiny New Year growing up. Edit: Oh wait. That was in the original Rudolph, not the sequel. Shiny New Year must still be just me. Haha Edited January 13, 2014 by Samwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 Just give it up Auctor, nobody honestly cares for rogues. Back to ignoring the forum. Good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 Just give it up Auctor, nobody honestly cares for people who honor treaties*. Back to ignoring the forum. Good day Fixed that for you. *it's important to note that it's a secret treaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack12345 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Are the Warriors the Secret Treaty Partners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Are the Warriors the Secret Treaty Partners?I'd tell you, but it's a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 I'll take the Garden please. Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 This made me chuckle, it's been 5 long days. thanks for the laugh though Auctor, but we will have to pass on these terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 This made me chuckle, it's been 5 long days. thanks for the laugh though Auctor, but we will have to pass on these terms. Your loss, the next set are unlikely to be this lenient. My secret treaty partners have very little patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 offer us those terms when you are in a fit state to do so :) I enjoyed my 5 day break, but I think I will extend it. attention shall not be given to those who seek it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 May I take a moment to point out this more than obvious curb stomp that's happening. OP, WD, TPC, and Rogues 341,495 NS with 68 members vs Warriors, Misfits 174,982 NS with 48 members. Congrats you managed to stomp your feet, throw a bitch fit, and live in your little own world to believe you are always right and everyone else is a moron. Once again another round has gone to shit because OP couldn't handle the idea that they were not the smartest kids on the block for once. I would like to take a moment to recognize TPC for accepting yet another challenge and not stomping their feet like little girls, that my friend will always remain the OP way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Your tears are delicious, if I do say so myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't all your tears the reason for this war to even be taken out of place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 We declared in order to honor(or break, we're not 100% 'cuz it's classified) our secret treaties. I for one am very pleased with myself and the other nations at my command for upholding the honor of Tastes Like Chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Tastes more like bullshit...... Be gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Tastes more like !@#$%^&*...... Be gone how was your 26 hour vacation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 how was your 26 hour vacation? Meh, was alright. Got drunk, passed out, woke up, ate bacon, nuked some dudes on SE, had a cup of tea and now typing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Good times. I've been instructed to say that this offer is only on the table for another twenty-four hours. Best of luck with your decision! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Good times. I've been instructed to say that this offer is only on the table for another twenty-four hours. Best of luck with your decision! You and i both know where that offer can go. here's my counter offer, WHITE PEACE for all :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 White Peace is reserved, by custom, for opponents that mutually respect each other. Misfits' continued pattern of disrespect, slander, and callous disregard for basic courtesy has not earned them such a designation. 23 hours left to accept this offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBilly1 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Thats fine then. No peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yung flow Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 (edited) White Peace is reserved, by custom, for opponents that mutually respect each other. Misfits' continued pattern of disrespect, slander, and callous disregard for basic courtesy has not earned them such a designation. 23 hours left to accept this offer. Is that a joke? So not joining the butt sex wagon of Paul and OP makes us disrespectful? This whole "secret treaty" baby back bullshit is so stupid to continue with. It's literally not even funny. Edited January 18, 2014 by yung flow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Is that a joke? So not joining the butt sex wagon of Paul and OP makes us disrespectful? This whole "secret treaty" baby back !@#$%^&* is so stupid to continue with. It's literally not even funny. I find your language offensive and your lies even moreso. 20 hours left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 If you don't accept Auctor's generous terms you will force our hand and I will present my terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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