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Procinctia Armament respects North Star Military Industries’ desire to purchase our corporation but we respectfully decline.

Procinctia Armament, especially in exile, represents Procinctia’s armed might.

After securing Procinctia’s eventual freedom the newly liberated country require an established military-industrial-complex to ensure independence.

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Procinctia Armament is now opening a branch in the terran territories of the Lunar Republic!
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The branch would be welcomed especially by the population living in the Amazonian 'hinterlands', the low-density regions of the Republic. The land-owning farming lords and other people would order various items, with the Combat Sedan being an especially liked one.

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[quote name='Altarian Republic' timestamp='1328218562' post='2913315']Upon receiving news of the availability of these Procinctia Sedan Combat Technicals the curiosity of many Commonwealth citizens were peaked. Soon over 200 orders would be made to purchase such a vehicle by a variety of consumers including collectors, historians, conspiracy theorists, war reenactors, people who really needed a cheap car as well as hardcore Mad Max fans.[/quote]Procinctia Armament was somewhat delayed processing this shipment of Procinctia Sedan Combat Technicals by Northern Imperium’s feeble attempts at legal action.
All complaints should be forwarded directly to Empress Mara Lithaen via your local diplomatic channels.
Despite the setback all Combat Sedans have been delivered to Commonwealth consumers.

Collectors will appreciate having this in their collection
Historians can enjoy this piece of Procinctia’s history
Conspiracy Theorists, if they are right, will need this low service machine seemly designed for the upcoming apocalypse
War Reenactors always need platforms for reenacting
People who really needed a cheap car won’t find many working cars for less than $560
Hardcore Mad Max fans realize this vehicle is a prefect expression of the road warrior philosophy, and excellent cosplay accessory

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[quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1328249046' post='2913656']The branch would be welcomed especially by the population living in the Amazonian 'hinterlands', the low-density regions of the Republic. The land-owning farming lords and other people would order various items, with the Combat Sedan being an especially liked one.[/quote]A little market research goes a long way.
What’s the appeal of Combat Sedans amongst the Republic's land-owning farming lords?

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1328365632' post='2914427']
A little market research goes a long way.
What’s the appeal of Combat Sedans amongst the Republic's land-owning farming lords?
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"The greatest appeal is intimidating poachers and other criminals who would otherwise try and use the land for their illegal activities.
These Sedans just seem to work better than half a dozen armed and experienced mercenaries for some reason, and are way cheaper."
- A land-owning farming lord.

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Procinctia Armament recalls a more civilized time when ritualized murder was legal.
Tactical Flintlocks are an inspired throwback to the golden era of mutually consented armed combat.
Duelists might consider investing in the finest dueling pistols ever assembled as duelings’ surprising resurgence continues.[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1286912297' post='2482726']
Procinctia Armament presents the Procinctia Armament Tactical Flintlock

Procinctia Armament Tactical Flintlock musket pistol is furthest advancement of modern flintlock technology. This wooden-handled pistol’s barrel is constructed from modern composite materials for use with higher power powders, flint trigger mechanism cut with lasers for optimal performance, and can be equipped with an advanced integrated laser sight/scope for superior targeting. Procinctia Armament Tactical Flintlock is more effective at longer ranges with the same penetrating power compared to other flintlock pistols. All purchases also include a Procinctia Armament powder carrier!

[b]Procinctia Armament Tactical Flintlock statistics[/b]
[i]Cost[/i] $545
[i]Action[/i] Flintlock
[i]Rate of fire[/i] 1 (+) rounds a minute (user dependent)
[i]Effective range[/i] 47 meters (maximum effective range)
[center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/tactical_flintlock.jpg[/IMG][/center][center]Procinctia Armament Tactical Flintlock with powder carrier[/center][/quote]

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Procinctia Armament is currently researching multiple variants of modified long range AIM-54 Phoenix missiles.
This project’s goal is to construct a missile with limitations 90’s technologies capable of downing the most advanced combat aircraft by adding additional tracking that isn’t RADAR dependant. Emphasis has been placed on integrating heat, laser, transmission, and target/camera identification into a single comprehensive targeting system. This missile platform is believed to be sizable enough to add these electronics.
By not receiving external signal transmissions Procinctia Armament’s phoenix will be resistant to jamming.

Additional tests will be conducted with less conventional targeting methods including ultrasound and magnetic detection.

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Procinctia Armament is re-releasing our Gyrojet AR-15 assault rifle.
Our Gyrojet AR-15 was extensively tested by the Australian Volunteer Force.
[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299070111' post='2649517']Procinctia Armament offers the Gyrojet AR-15 for the Australian Volunteer Force’s consideration

Procinctia Armament’s Gyrojet AR-15 is an ArmaLite Model 15 modified to shoot gyroscopically stabilizing projectiles

Procinctia Armament’s Gyrojet AR-15 has been specifically tailored to match nearly all of Australian Volunteer Force’s specifications

-Weight: 3.3 kg (unloaded) 3.9 kg (with 30-round magazine)
-Length: 100.6 cm
-Barrel length: 508 mm
-Rate of fire: 800 rounds/min
-Muzzle velocity: Negligible (rockets will, however, eventually exceed 900 m/s)
-Effective range: between 50-600 meters (user dependent)
-AR-15 proceeds the current M15 in it’s own family of rifles
- 6.8mm (Remington equivalent) rockets[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299099682' post='2649886']
- Procinctia Armament will sell our Gyrojet AR-15 to Australian Volunteer Force’s for $185 a weapon
- Gyrojet ammunition, unfortunately, is notoriously expensive. Procinctia Armament currently sells (all calibers) rocket bullets for $20 each, with mass production that could be reduced to $5 a rocket. Procinctia Armament will provide free ammunition for the duration of the testing. If AVF could produce rockets at a more reasonable rate for internal consumption Procinctia Armament would be willing to sell the production rights.[/quote][quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1299509765' post='2655436']
Australian Volunteer Force’s testing of the Procinctia Armament Gyrojet AR-15 revealed the following

[b]Procinctia Armament Gyrojet AR-15 advantages[/b]
Nearly recoilless because of self-propelled ammunition
No visible muzzle flashes because of self-propelled ammunition
Can fire under water because of self-propelled ammunition
Can operate in a vacuum because of self-propelled ammunition
A properly calibrated Gyrojet rocket is more accurate than equivalent conventional bullet
A properly calibrated Gyrojet rocket produces a soft hissing noise silent compared to equivalent bullet

[b]Procinctia Armament Gyrojet AR-15 disadvantages[/b]Prohibitively expensive ammunition
Completely useless at ranges less than one foot because of self-propelled ammunition
Less effective at ranges three feet and less because of self-propelled ammunition
Unconventional nature is difficult to learn and accuracy is limited to the untrained
A malfunctioning Gyrojet rocket is less accurate than equivalent conventional bullet
A malfunctioning Gyrojet rocket is louder than an equivalent bullet producing continuous small sonic booms.
Malfunctioning Gyrojet Rockets can be seen visibly at night like tracer rounds A fair assessment, Procinctia Armament appreciates your consideration.[/quote]Procinctia Armament’s Gyrojet AR-15 available for $185 wherever assault weapons are legal
6.8mm rockets are $20 each

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Procinctia’s business-community-in-exile continues to oppose Northern Imperium’s occupation of our nation.
Procinctia’s resistance is deploying a weapon to retaliate against Alaska, the first of several similar retaliations!
Derived from Legion’s What the Book’s Bosaso premotion for [i]Empress & General, Labyrinth of Love: Illustrated Companion, Compagnie Edition[/i] . . .
[b]Mara Lithaen body pillows![/b]
Japanese-style body pillows featuring Northern Imperium’s lovely Empress Mara Lithaen are now available from Procinctia Armament.

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"I would like to inquire about the possibility of a custom-made tactical flintlock, capable of firing in vacuum and/or zero-gravity environments.
If a considerable amount of research is required on this, I would gladly arrange for some of your researchers to come to one of our lunar cities."

Laura Leclerc
Speaker of the Republic

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Classified

To: Procinctian Businesses in Exile
From: Australia

We wish to purchase 50 Gyrojet AR-15 rifles as well as enough ammunition to supply them for a 5 year period as well as the production rights to produce more of the ammunition.


If this is an acceptable contract, please tell us the amount owed and it shall be paid.

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[quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1328626717' post='2916166']"I would like to inquire about the possibility of a custom-made tactical flintlock, capable of firing in vacuum and/or zero-gravity environments.
If a considerable amount of research is required on this, I would gladly arrange for some of your researchers to come to one of our lunar cities."

Laura Leclerc
Speaker of the Republic[/quote]Laura Leclerc

Procinctia Armament accepts your generous invitation to conduct advanced musket research in Lunar environments.

Without additional exploration we’ve already drawn out a basic outline for putting together a weapon with our existing resources you criteria.

Tactical flintlocks optimized for oxygenated zero-gravity might consist of a barrel built tightly around a specially contoured pre-packaged paper cartridge.
This design guarantees a single perfectly aligned shot in relative weightlessness.
Lack of reloading is the pistol’s glaring disadvantage.

Adding an external oxygen bladder, similar to platforms utilized by amphibious forces, might permit the previously described handgun to be fired in a vacuum.
This external oxygen bladder would need to be durable enough to wield in combat while not restricting the outgoing projectile.

With additional development we’re confident in our ability to produce a superior dueling flintlock for space.

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[quote name='graniteknight' timestamp='1328747669' post='2916976']Classified

To: Procinctian Businesses in Exile
From: Australia

We wish to purchase 50 Gyrojet AR-15 rifles as well as enough ammunition to supply them for a 5 year period as well as the production rights to produce more of the ammunition.


If this is an acceptable contract, please tell us the amount owed and it shall be paid.[/quote]50 Gyrojet AR-15 rifles have been sold to Communist Australia for $9,250; with 50,000 (6.8mm) gyrojet rockets for $1,000,000

Production rights have been granted for the production of additional ammunition.


[i]Additional Production Information[/i]

Properly calibrated gyrojet rocket is has several advantages compared to equivalent conventional bullets, cost is not one of those advantages.
Calibration is the source of our rockets’ high costs, we test fire 2/3 (two out of three) of the gyrojet ammunition we produce.
Australia doesn’t necessarily need these rigorous standards, but we recommend it for optimal performance.


[i]*Classified to Communist Australia*[/i]

With unparalleled underwater performance (self-propelled ammunition), relative silence (self-propelled ammunition), and lack of visible muzzle flashes (self-propelled ammunition) Gyrojet AR-15 rifles are highly recommended for amphibious Special Forces.

[b]Do Not Ever Use the Gyrojet AR-15 in Close Quarters![/b]
This weapon is ineffective at ranges less than three feet.

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Looking forward to the past Procinctia Armament is drawing up plans to produce a several modernized variants of Ming Dynasty ‘nest of bees’ rocket arrow batteries.

[center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/nestofbees.jpg[/IMG]
[i]Nest of Bees[/i], Ming Dynasty configuration[/center]

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[quote name='graniteknight' timestamp='1328960471' post='2918259']Classified-
Please find the money wired to your accounts immediately0 Also, you will find an additional gift from the private vaults of 15 million dollars.[/quote][b]-Classified to Communist Australia-[/b]

Procinctia’s corporate refugee community appreciates Australia’s investment our continued economic resistance to Northern Imperium.

Properly expressing our gratitude 50 additional Gyrojet AR-15 rifles, free trail of Procinctia Armament’s soon to be released modernized yet Ming dynasty styled ‘nest of bees’ weapons, and three boxes of surplus Japanese-style body pillows featuring Northern Imperium’s lovely Empress Mara Lithaen have been sent your way.

That’s twelve thousand dollar value free with your fifteen million dollar gift; $12,000 for $15,000,000 ~!

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1328935058' post='2918174']Looking forward to the past Procinctia Armament is drawing up plans to produce a several modernized variants of Ming Dynasty ‘nest of bees’ rocket arrow batteries.[/quote]Procinctia Armament is testing a variety of rocket/arrow interface technologies.

We’re currently looking into. . .
Propelling arrows with rockets
Propelling rockets with arrows
Incorporating rockets into arrows
Incorporating arrows into rockets
Arrowheads capable of penetrating different body armor types
Body armor capable of penetrating different arrowhead types
Explosives attached to arrowheads
Arrowheads attached to explosives

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1328930930' post='2918147']
Laura Leclerc

Procinctia Armament accepts your generous invitation to conduct advanced musket research in Lunar environments.

Without additional exploration we’ve already drawn out a basic outline for putting together a weapon with our existing resources you criteria.

Tactical flintlocks optimized for oxygenated zero-gravity might consist of a barrel built tightly around a specially contoured pre-packaged paper cartridge.
This design guarantees a single perfectly aligned shot in relative weightlessness.
Lack of reloading is the pistol’s glaring disadvantage.

Adding an external oxygen bladder, similar to platforms utilized by amphibious forces, might permit the previously described handgun to be fired in a vacuum.
This external oxygen bladder would need to be durable enough to wield in combat while not restricting the outgoing projectile.

With additional development we’re confident in our ability to produce a superior dueling flintlock for space.
[/quote]
"We're looking forward to the final results. If you wish to test-fire the prototypes, we'll gladly help some of your researchers onto the moon for testing on stationary/non-living targets."

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Procinctia Armament continues our doctrine of applying old technologies in ways that weren’t thought of until long after their alleged ‘obsolescence’

While research into modernizing ‘Nest of Bees’ weapons of the Ming Dynasty we unexpectedly stumbled upon a new development

Combining the Metal Strom concept with existing Gyrojet technologies Procinctia Armament is developing a new weapons platform – [b]GyroStorm[/b]

GyroStorm will utilize the most advanced technologies of the 60’s in a weapons platform similar to more ‘advanced’ modern designs

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Procinctia Publishing Press once printed an annual publication of critiques of Angevin Wines, [b]Wines of the Angevins[/b].
While that magazine didn’t outlast the Angevin nation (don’t worry about the subscribers because they were compensated with Angevin wine) we gained significant sommelier experience in the process.
We also acquired assets we’re about to auction, an eclectic assembly of Angevin alcohols.

Procinctia Publishing Press is auctioning several incredibly rare Angevin vintages to the highest PUBLIC bidder.

Employing Procinctia’s advanced understanding of geographic-temporal-relativity all bottles have been expertly aged in countries of ‘faster’ l progression and preserved in ‘real time’ to ensure the optimal drinking experience.

All purchases will fund the cause of Procinctian liberation.

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Procinctia Publishing Press’ wine auction begins with three bottles of Cabernet from the private vineyard of King Geoffrey Plantagenet IX of Angevin
A gift to Publishing Press from King Geoffrey Plantagenet IX recognizing our efforts promoting Angevin
October, 2011 (Real-Time) vintage
Full-Bodied ruby Cabernet Sauvignon
Incredibly limited production
Tasty artifact of French history

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