Emperor Khan

Probably not as I have no idea who it is. My press office have sent hundreds of signed photographs out of me and Melania, we couldn't possibly keep track of everyone who requests one. I have checked your order GM for the extra large version in the silver frame and it's on its way to you. Dispatched from our Mexican facilty yesterday.

It read really well up until that point and then the whole story fell flat on its face... Tell us another story, this time with a happy ending!

I am winning. The stats show I'm winning. Of that there is no doubt whatsoever... whatsoever. Better get used to it folks... I'm bringing back winning like you've never seen before. I, Donald Trump... and listen carefully folks, I'm serious... have taken on the pineapple terrorists, almost single handedly I might add, and I am whooping their asses. You don't hear me complaining about the stats because the first thing crooked Junka did was to sell off all his infra, do you now?

I'm going to be throwing a big party to celebrate a year of war against SNX on my anniversary at Mar-a-lago. Are you coming? Everyone* is welcome. * Billionaires naturally.

They already are victims, victims of your terrorism. You just don't like it when those with moral fortitude fight back against evil, sick people like you. God is on our side as well btw.

I suspect that made lots of peoples day, not just mine.

Do bears..... sha la la la la in the woods?

Deja-vu....

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Good for you! I support you deciding when and where you'll do battle, better than your idiot of a leader deciding for you!

Don't go there. You'll just confuse him!

Khanistan.... land of milk and serious honey dontchaknow?

How much of that infra did SNX destroy?

I just prefer hearing you cry all over the forums! At least there's quite a few new players (or should I say old friends) coming into range, I'm going to be spoilt for choice! And I don't have to worry about them building themselves out of my range because they don't have any money!!!

Pixels Junka? Really? We both know I could double, triple, quadruple what I have now in an instant. But no, my power lies right here, right in the middle of your "robust lower tier", remember that Junka? You were the one who said wait until Khan meets our "robust lower tier". Well I'm here now Junka, how's it working out for you?

Junka stop! My knees are shaking here!!! For 8 months I've listened to your lies, your BS claims and here I am stronger than ever, now doing far more damage than the previous month. When are you going to seek help with this delusional world you have created for yourself? A world where you fail as a producer? Fail as a fighter and fail as a leader? You're leading your people to the slaughterhouse and.... oh.... I can't bear to watch!

I totally agree. Dissappointed that you're only spending one round on the battlefield though.

Producerism is working out really well for you! You produce so much Junka! Good job you're not dragging down your alliance and achieving absolutely nothing for all that money you receive eh?

I'm not doing anything! Apart from laughing of course!!!

She's gone into PM! GM, your alliance needs you! Junka was just about to deliver his death blow! Too much pineapple in her diet I suspect.

You're confusing him with Junka.

It really wasn't! I made zero effort! It's just that this being a ridiculous thread and all.... well you get the picture? No? Too bad!!!

The Deplorables will be celebrating 9 months on Planet Bob in a months time! Oh I do love a good party! I shall have to draw up a guest list!!!!!

Holy Ruler, you should read what Junka from Supernova X has been saying about Islam..... sheeeeeeesh! I don't know how you can just sit back and take it.... terrible.... terrible.... Thankfully Jack Layton is on the case.