Emperor Khan

We need to keep our composure here and remember that we shouldn't act in haste just because we are civilised and hold the moral high ground. Junka is a habitual liar, for this he is famous, such barbarism on his part will not remain unpunished, mark my words!

Best stop there. We really need to dumb it down for Junka's sake. But what he wrote about the evils of pineappleism is as true today as the day he penned it:- “The Pineapple seeks power entirely for its own sake. It is not interested in the good of others; it is interested solely in power, pure power.”

"..., Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength".

We have had several instances recently which have caused great confusion in the Pineapple state. People talking about money as if it grows on trees. Well it doesn't, as I have most of it, I should know. But I am willing to make a concession in this case and agree that whenever we talk about money, we only refer to "aid packages". We need to simplify this so people don't get left out. Transparency is important and we can't have that unless we have inclusion. So please people, let's lower the bar here so everyone can participate in this important debate on pineappleism. Which leads me on to my next announcement and that is the "No child left behind" policy that I will be introducing shortly. Watch this space!

We are going to have problems finding a Doctor with enough patience to take Junka on. Pineappleism can be irreversible if you don't catch it in time. Put me down for funding it, we can use Mexican medical professionals, I'll open the border. Never let it be said that I don't show mercy to my opponents whilst they writhe in the gutter with just an "aid package" or two, or, in other words... nothing.

I've forgotten what it was before...

Really? Trust me when I say this, coming from SNX you do NOT want to go there!

Junka needs to expand the war, he has no choice. It's hardly likely that he will stand up and admit that his acts of barbarism against civilised nations have failed. SNX is beginning to look a bit like a ghost town... cue the music!

Didn't you get the memo? Perhaps you didn't understand it because it's a war thing?

You yourself are totally broke and have been relying on aid packages for the last 6 months. All your fighters are entering PM as soon as they can because they have no money, everyone knows that Junka, it's no secret. So, what is so bad about Ericsw burning through 25% of his war chest? Assuming of course it's true, which is highly doubtful considering your record of being a habitual liar! You are totally broke and you are reliant on aid packages, so how could Ericsw possibly lose if he was using your winning formula of having no money and relying on aid packages? Maybe you'd develop more respect for him if he was like you and you could measure everything he had by the aid packages he received? The usual Junka race-to-the-bottom? (<<< I hope Galerion doesn't misinterpret that). Do something constructive and go and expand the war. I need more targets as my work with SNX is beginning to look like I've gone as far as I can go for the time being. I'm thinking of taking a break and letting you rebuild for a little while. Polar look quite tasty right now...

You're doing really well Junka.... you've only lost half your NS this time!!! Way to go Junka!!! Any war tips for the rest of us?

Don't worry! Daddy is here. I always keep a watchful eye over you!

I'll poke... poke... poke.... poke.... like I give a &#036;%&amp;@... His "robust lower tiers" look no different to SNX's... Let me guess, I shouldn't poke you either!!!

Character? Backbone? That would be the war where you sold all your infra off!!! You couldn't make it up!!!

LOL

Lol! Where are you exactly? Because it's not the same planet we're on.

Deja-vu.

We both know it's going to happen!!! Question is: can you get your nations into PM by then?

Junka's message is always the same:-

I knew this would happen. I knew if the stats were published he wouldn't understand it. Now we have to witness the painful spectacle of people explaining it all to Junka for the next 6 months... they just don't... you see he was dropped as a baby... oh... nevermind! I think we should talk about winning... and winning big! Let's talk about me!

Remember that you are dealing with civilised people here my dear, please don't resort to that awful &#33;@#&#036; posting we see so often from the barbarian Junka.

Deja-vu. Reminder that Junka will bring up me attacking noob nations next if he hasn't done so already. It's Groundhog day everyday with Junka!

A personal favorite. He should have it gilded.

Okay. Looks like we're not going to solve that one anytime soon! We could talk about how much I care? It's a really short conversation, I promise you.

Deja-vu.