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Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Priceless tears... money can't buy tears like that. Or can it....? -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Don't worry about The Deplorables, I already had words with them. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
No! No! No! Scrub what I wrote above... always wanted to say this... DID YOU POLAR REALLY TOO STUPID TO READ? It's going to be fun!!!! Let's have some music to celebrate! Cue the music! Is this burning an eternal flame... darlin... No, our love for each other is understood, we need something a bit more up tempo... hmmmm... Got it! This song expresses my true feelings about you Grub!! Ooh, you make me live, Whenever this world is cruel to me.... You're the first one, When things turn out bad, You know I'll never be lonely, You're my only one, And I love the things. I really love the things that you do.... You're my best friend Don't go and get all shy on me now! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Oooooooooh!!! Scary stuff!!! Looking forward to it! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
On behalf of The Deplorables, I would just like to point out that none of the above applies. We, at The Deplorables would be more than happy to accomodate SNX's allies for the next 12 -18 months on the understanding that it will be eternal, I'd hate for anyone to think I wasn't being clear about that. We so badly need a new target! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
LMAO! Like I give a $%&@!!!! You and your alliance have zero power here... wait... let me ask someone in The Deplorables if they care.... nope! Not a sausage! Jog on dick head! Oh no! I didn't accidentally cross that fine line did I? -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Did a woman write that? It's like you're fighting with your wife when you fight SNX!!! We're back to talking about aid packages then! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Can't you ask for a leave of absence? Then maybe, just maybe, you'd stop sniping from the sidelines. Here's an idea, why don't you ask a grown up in your alliance for permission. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
LMAO! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
No....No! Please don't quote this post whatever you do! I wouldn't want to upset him! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
This is all rubbish which has been totally debunked in this very thread! Why do you write this? Is this for internal consumption or do you genuinely believe that people will believe you? Seriously?!!! Do you think that if you repeat it enough that it might come true?!!! A lie is a lie Junka, you're not going to escape that, I will make sure of it. It's for exactly that reason that I have (on numerous occasions), linked to posts that totally rubbish your position. You are your own worst enemy! I'm not going anywhere, get used to it, we're only 9 months in. I know you're reading this... gotcha!!! Yeah... I can see you!!! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Fear not! He won't get away with it! His own web of lies will be his undoing! Everyone is now witnessing the final death throes of SNX, good riddance I say! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Thank God for that! I thought for one horrible moment a peace agreement had been made! Just one point... but you've already admitted it was you who started this dummy!:- At least get your propaganda in order, this sort of slip up is just embarrassing! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Well it's about as relevant as his previous threat concerning that great Chinese warrior of his called Oam... who's now bankrupt and is in hiding. Deja-vu. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
You have two Chinese players I'm aware of; one copied you and sold off all his infra and is now in hiding. The other one bankrupted himself and is now in hiding as well. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
It's best not to say those figures in public.... you see... they're kind of sensitive to some people! *Cough* Junka! Me personally? I wish that one day I will need an aid package. I'd like to know what it feels like. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
It looks like I may have been inaccurate (that's the problem with rumours!). I'm now hearing it's Galerion who has been arrested and Junka was released on a caution. They're examining the pineapple to see if it has incurred any damage from not being handled with a glove. Thoughts and prayers go to the pineapple. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
How many aid packages are we talking here? -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
There's a rumour going around that Junka has been caught red-handed with a pineapple. Not really sure what is going on at the moment, but a mate says the charge is for not wearing a latex glove. He wasn't acting alone either it appears. Serious charge over there, 10 years mandatory... 20 years if it wasn't fully ripened. -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Junka must be frantically running around his allies trying to drum up some support, it's his only option. Pineappleism on it's last legs, just half a dozen aid packages away from total collapse... -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
There might be a problem with that as well I'm told. Looks like the days and hours have been juxtaposed in error! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Okay, did some calculations and Junka would like to change his mind. He will fight you for another 17 days, 4 hours and 16 minutes! Who's laughing now? -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
I might have acted a bit hastily then... how many aid packages in one year? One, two, three..... brb... -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
You tell 'em Junka! You make him shake in his puss n'boots! Tell you what, why don't you extend the war to 18 months? That will show them! -
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
Emperor Khan replied to Jack Layton's topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
Excellent result! I think we can all get behind that can't we?