EatDirtFartDust

hey baby, what are you wearing?

Not a diplomat, just a general annoyance. Also the other stuff you said used to be true about 18 months ago, but not anymore.

WHATCHOODOINLOOKINATMYPROFILE?

booo hooo

Really?

Who are you and why did you visit my profile?

Thanks mang.

Who are you, and why did you visit my profile?

Stay out of my profile, you pedophile.

Will you be my friend?

I heart you more than cotton candy, red balloons, and S&M with midgets.

I see you baby...

looking at my profile...

looking at my profile...

looking at my profile.

I see you baby...

looking at my profile...

looking at my profile...

looking at my profile.

I heart you deeper.

I see you baby...

Browsing my profile...

Browsing my profile...

Browsing my profile.

I see you baby...

Browsing my profile...

Browsing my profile...

Browsing my profile.

Where is that version of "Criminal" already.

Jees. You act like you have something better to do.

I see you baby...

viewing my profile...

viewing my profile....

viewing my profile.

I see you baby...

viewing my profile...

viewing my profile....

viewing my profile.

I SEE YOU BABY...

VIEWING MY PROFILE...

VIEWING MY PROFILE...

VIEWING MY PROFILE.

I HEART YOU.

7 husbands, and two wifes, huh? Good thing I'm very open-minded.

Yeah, the polygamy thing would be necessary on my end, seeing as I'm already married. You wont mind I have my 4 kids over every-other weekend right? And I look forward to your cover of "Criminal"

hippies n' beer.

I've been requesting your songs from Bros radio, it's some seriously good stuff. I really like you covering "Disarm"

Will you marry me?

Then it'll cost you 6 quid. Whatever the Ufck a "quid" is.