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  1. I've attacked your mother. Moving on from petty insults, the BUHDOODA Alliance is glad to see peace descend upon our mighty Alliance again. Want tech? We offer steady shipments of tech for 6/100, on time and quick!
  2. The money buys recongition! And Bowie tickets. Nope. I'll take the sanctions over my LIBERTY! Awh that's quite nice. :3
  3. We prefer to walk our nations.
  4. If I don't accept the round up, they've shorted me the reps. If I accept it, it ruins the number flow. Damn. I'll just accept it and come for the $.78 next time! I VOW IT. With the War Reps received, the BUHDOODA Alliance announces an end of the war between BUHDOODA and Limitless Nexus and Monster's Inc.
  5. "Dear John, You have 24 hours to accept a unconditional conditioned surrender or we will unleash our hounds of war. The terms are as follows: 1. Recognition of the BUHDOODA Alliance as the best alliance. 2. $123,456.78 sent directly to our coffers. 3. Jim Bowie. Your love, The BUHDOODA Alliance." We are serious. War is still declared between the two of us, and as a result, we will pursue victory at all costs. HAIL BUHDUHDUHDUH.
  6. SO ARE WE. WE MUST BE SOUL MATES. NO YOU SCUM.
  7. Day of Confusion The F&%@? No one is quite sure what is going on at the moment in the BUHDOODA Alliance. While at the same time they are at war with Monsters Inc., BUHDOODA is being told that the NpO now protects Monsters Inc. from any attacks, even though the war still wages technically. When asked why no fresh battles have been undertaken, the Supreme General shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm not even sure what war means at this point in time." Nobody knows what the days ahead will unravel, and to celebrate the idea of not knowing, the BUHDOOA Alliance declares August 18th as the Day of Confusion. BUHDUHDUHDUH, commander of all BUHDOODA forces, says he is currently in the process of talking to the NpO, in attempts to allow them to continue attacking without angering the NpO protectors. The talks have currently been frozen.
  8. The BUHDOODA Alliance is at war with Mi and LN, and has been striking at their allies.
  9. The BUHDOODA Alliance has not been contacted for peace terms with Mi, and as such is still in a state of war with them. We implore the NpO to not interfere until peace has been reached between the two alliances.
  10. The BUHDOODA Alliance still wants our Reps from this war!
  11. The BUHDOODA Alliance demands to be part of the peace talks, given their active and wide-spread effects in the war.
  12. You want to liven up Planet Bob? JOIN BUHDOODA! SALSA DANCE LESSONS EVERY THURSDAY WITH THE PURCHASE OF TWO TECH!
  13. You mean, "We would hit Lady Dakota and Stripes, but since we are terribly low on the NS scale, we'll just use up oxygen that's better used elsewhere." <: ~ D
  14. Big Chief BUHDUHDUHDUH says too much talk. No action. Empty threats.
  15. The absence of responsibility results in the downfall of society.
  16. My smile makes you uncomfortable.
  17. Boy, sounds like you're a little paranoid. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON MEEEEEE
  18. I have it on good word that Lord Hitchcock reads Parade Magazine. HOW EMBARRASSING!
  19. AH HA! SO YOU HAVE READ PARADE MAGAZINE!
  20. The BUHDOODA Alliance supports this completely! We are hard-pressed to keep track of our many allies and enemies. We can't even afford a spreadsheeting program, sadly.
  21. THE BUHDOODA TIMES ISSUE 3 WAR STRIKES CLOSE TO HOME Following the BUHDOODA's Declaration of War on Limitless Nexus and Monster's Inc., our soldiers, attempting to cross over into their territory, were blocked by a wall, stating that our nation strength was too high to fight any LN or MI nations. Discouraged by these results, the BUHDOODA Alliance expanded the war against the allies of these nations. Urged to attack Sir Kindle's country from various foreign nations, the troops of BUHDOODA, with Cruise Missile and Air Support, launched immediate cross-border strikes. Several farms were stolen, loot taken advantage of, and women salted, the latter of which resulted in world-wide outrage over the lost of a precious, yet common, kitchen spice. Sir Kindle's men struck back strongly, damaging core parts of BUHDOODA's infrastructure and military. However, given the large Warchest BUHDOODA has built up with several tech deals, all damage was quickly repaired. Military intelligence revealed that Sir Kindle is operating on superior troops, even if on the losing side of the war. This has forced the BUHDOODA Alliance to adopt a "snapping turtle" style of defense. Chris Rock, speaking for the government, promised an end to the war as soon as Limitless Nexus and Monsters Inc. respond to demands of reparations for war crimes committed across Planet Bob.
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