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  1. We prefer to walk our nations.
  3. Day of Confusion The F&%@? No one is quite sure what is going on at the moment in the BUHDOODA Alliance. While at the same time they are at war with Monsters Inc., BUHDOODA is being told that the NpO now protects Monsters Inc. from any attacks, even though the war still wages technically. When asked why no fresh battles have been undertaken, the Supreme General shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm not even sure what war means at this point in time." Nobody knows what the days ahead will unravel, and to celebrate the idea of not knowing, the BUHDOOA Alliance declares August 18th as the Day of Confusion. BUHDUHDUHDUH, commander of all BUHDOODA forces, says he is currently in the process of talking to the NpO, in attempts to allow them to continue attacking without angering the NpO protectors. The talks have currently been frozen.
  4. My smile makes you uncomfortable.
  5. Boy, sounds like you're a little paranoid. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON MEEEEEE
  7. THE BUHDOODA TIMES ISSUE 3 WAR STRIKES CLOSE TO HOME Following the BUHDOODA's Declaration of War on Limitless Nexus and Monster's Inc., our soldiers, attempting to cross over into their territory, were blocked by a wall, stating that our nation strength was too high to fight any LN or MI nations. Discouraged by these results, the BUHDOODA Alliance expanded the war against the allies of these nations. Urged to attack Sir Kindle's country from various foreign nations, the troops of BUHDOODA, with Cruise Missile and Air Support, launched immediate cross-border strikes. Several farms were stolen, loot taken advantage of, and women salted, the latter of which resulted in world-wide outrage over the lost of a precious, yet common, kitchen spice. Sir Kindle's men struck back strongly, damaging core parts of BUHDOODA's infrastructure and military. However, given the large Warchest BUHDOODA has built up with several tech deals, all damage was quickly repaired. Military intelligence revealed that Sir Kindle is operating on superior troops, even if on the losing side of the war. This has forced the BUHDOODA Alliance to adopt a "snapping turtle" style of defense. Chris Rock, speaking for the government, promised an end to the war as soon as Limitless Nexus and Monsters Inc. respond to demands of reparations for war crimes committed across Planet Bob.
  8. ^That. Having quite a bit of my own money these days, I was actually going to donate versus a year or two ago. I really don't want to though.
  9. I had an account here around....2 years ago? Ish. The community seemed very alive and the game felt alive. Coming back, it's like the afterglow of a nuclear bomb; still alive, but fading fast. And there really isn't any other nation-builder out there, working, that I can move to. It's CN or bust. And CN seems to be going bust.
  10. THE BUHDOODA TIMES Issue 2 FEARS OF WAR ESCALATE QUICKLY Fears of war breaking out between the BUHDOODA Alliance and other nations have spiked an increase of purchases for canned goods, soap, bomb shelters, and Chris Rock posters. Bono, the Swedish Musician, has been forced to cancel his tour in the BUHDOODA Alliance, adding to the already tense environment. Members of the public have expressed outrage at this cancellation, insisting that "bombs aren't really that big of a deal. Sure they send daggers of steel flying through the air that could make ribbons of a toddler, but that's not too serious. It's the gas you need to be afraid of." Other citizens have urged their neighbors to tear down their houses, to make them less of a target for bombers. This practice has already led to the collapse of 16 apartment complexes around the nation, leaving 158 dead. BUHDUHDUHDUH has called upon the people of the nation to remain calm and trust in the government at this time, ensuring that war will not break out, and if it does, they will most likely be used as cannon fodder. This speech instead caused numerous riots and attacks against government buildings. The damage is so far unknown at press time. GHUXALIA PLEDGES PROTECTION Ghuxalia, the chief porker of the alliance of Sparta, has pledged his protection and support of the BUHDOODA Alliance, with some hefty requirements. The protection comes as a single-nation defense, without the backing of Sparta completely. High commanders of BUHDOODA express hope that Sparta may come on as a full time ally, but understand bridges must be built first. Another requirements was that the BUHDOODA Alliance does not get itself involved in international conflict. Some citizens claim that this is a form of prison, cutting BUHDOODA off from the grand scheme of things in their world. Other, more paranoid folk believe that this is Sparta's attempts to isolate BUHDOODA and make it a satellite alliance. Word from different members of the military shows a mixture of hope, doubt, and even fear from the news.
  11. The BUHDOODA TIMES Issue 1 LINES FOR BONO CONCERT GROW The Latest Line in The Capital Famous Musician, Bono, will be touring through the DUHDOODA Alliance in the coming weeks. News of the fame Irishman sent panic throughout as tickets were sold faster than a iced bottle of water in the middle of July in Iraq. "I just didn't think I was going to get any," one lucky man told us, clutching a set of tickets for him and his wife. Another man, badly beaten, told us that "they came outta no where. Bunch of U2 fans just jumped me and stole my tickets! I could have used a spy plane to see it coming." As the Scotsman comes closer from his tour in Pacifica, the lines have grown longer for any possible tickets. Some have referred this to the "Great Bonossion." Chris Rock, speaking for the government, urged citizens to remain calm as the Welshman approaches. "And if ya don't, we gonna cap y'all." MULTI-CAR WRECK RUINS PARADE RAW IMAGE OF THE ACCIDENT A accident, totaling of 251 cars, 56 rigs, 19 buses, and 1 pogo stick, has resulted in the deaths of 3,297 drivers, passengers, and paraders. The horrible accident happened while the annual "People Against Car Abuse" Parade was heading down the interstate. As of press time, nobody is sure of where all the cars came from, and investigators are currently picking through the rubble for clues. The government has sent a request of aid from neighboring nations.
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