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The BUHDOODA Times - Issue 3

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THE BUHDOODA TIMES

ISSUE 3

WAR STRIKES CLOSE TO HOME

Following the BUHDOODA's Declaration of War on Limitless Nexus and Monster's Inc., our soldiers, attempting to cross over into their territory, were blocked by a wall, stating that our nation strength was too high to fight any LN or MI nations.

Discouraged by these results, the BUHDOODA Alliance expanded the war against the allies of these nations. Urged to attack Sir Kindle's country from various foreign nations, the troops of BUHDOODA, with Cruise Missile and Air Support, launched immediate cross-border strikes. Several farms were stolen, loot taken advantage of, and women salted, the latter of which resulted in world-wide outrage over the lost of a precious, yet common, kitchen spice.

Sir Kindle's men struck back strongly, damaging core parts of BUHDOODA's infrastructure and military. However, given the large Warchest BUHDOODA has built up with several tech deals, all damage was quickly repaired.

Military intelligence revealed that Sir Kindle is operating on superior troops, even if on the losing side of the war. This has forced the BUHDOODA Alliance to adopt a "snapping turtle" style of defense.

Chris Rock, speaking for the government, promised an end to the war as soon as Limitless Nexus and Monsters Inc. respond to demands of reparations for war crimes committed across Planet Bob.



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Margrave told me about it- it's his hobby when not finding other people to fight his wars

Boy, sounds like you're a little paranoid. THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON MEEEEEE

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