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The Exodus's Republic's General Assembly has voted upon this bill, and a result a percentage of 76 to 24 has passed the proposal. For now and forever, we shall seize the communist menace!

As much as the people of the Republic endorse the call of duty the Computer has yielded upon and the recent slaughter of Communist and unfit national leaders by the Kingdom of Cyan, we believe Communism has grown too powerful, too large in quantity, and too strong for our control. There are less and less democratic empires each year, absolutism and totalitarian states are reigning victorious over Bob. Of course, we cannot let this happen, but this consists of unity of all democratic nations. All democratic countries that shall unite, vociferate for the people, and establish a union. Merge all republican and democratic alliances as one, and order an absolute iron curtain between the Communist Menace. Sadly, a unification in a world so large in which developed a web treaty gargantuan, this cannot be possible. The Republic of Exodus would like to propose a court in which enforces the unalienable rights that is mightily deserved by the people. This court shall punish those countries and those alliances who have mistreated their citizens and rule over them with an iron fist. This court shall convict any and all countries who does not supply the resources needed for the average citizen to live a fair life and grant their desire if they take part in the country's labor force. These courts shall develop laws in which addresses, not military nor foreign manners since that is up to the alliances to decide, but the internal affairs of these countries such as their infrastructure, health, rights, and liberties for every and all. If those countries do not do as we say, then military conflict is inevitable and shall be requested towards the alliance officials to not interfere the battlefield. If the alliance officials plead a negative reply, then burn in hell they shall be!

5. I know, but that is different. I am not seeing Lil B making one song dedicating in youth redemption and seriously considering preaching as a career as Hopsin is doing as we speak. It is ludicrous in dissing mainstream rappers because of their immature topics, yet Hopsin picks the topic that is the most crucial and pointless of them all to talk about unless it is rap battle: violence, murder and rape. I know Hop wouldn't seriously do all those things he claims he did/does in Raw, but there are some people that need that extra push to motivate them to act that way since music reaches a closer connection to a person better than anything else, and if it doesn't, it gets them thinking about that. I listened to the Marshall Mathers LP Album as a whole, and as I was hearing the LP there was a random thought of me raping some chick in my class that was sexy as $%&@, and that was when I was like "Woah" and just avoided that kind of music for a good week or so.

I hate repeating myself: 1. 4. I admit Eminem kind of bit off of 2Pac in the Eminem Show and Masta Ace in Infinite and partly Slim Shady LP, but I saw originality in Marshall Mathers LP (and Recovery, and Hell the Sequel, but that's irrelevant), and that is the album where Raw mostly bit off of Eminem. The dude should just grow some balls, stop being lazy, and invent his own identity; present something to the hip-hop world, something rap never experienced. 5. I mean this at the deepest respect possible, but I dont know how that comment is relevant with Hop being a hypocrite.

Hopsin, the Black Slim Shady, Mister Oh-No, Pillow Man, the self-proclaimed Spider-Man of Rap, and the Crowned King of All Rawness, as all of his fans view him. His real name is Marcus and his last name is, coincidentally, Hopson (what a creative Stage Name). Anyways, I was just roaming through some Denace songs and videos, haters were accusing Denace of copying Eminem and as I rebutted their failed attempts of an insult, they redirected me to Hopsin. The first song I checked out of Hopsin was Ill Mind 5, the best track Hopsin has ever produced. I thought of his lines, rhymes, and lyricism as child's play. He kept on rhyming one-syllable words, flow was the same, beat was awesome (sadly it wasn't produced by him), but he spoke the truth. At first, I thought of Hopsin as a good, not great, but good emcee. Then I heard of his history, checked out his old songs and the Raw Album. And my opinion completely changed about him. I thought of him as a hypocrite, a Eminem Bite-Off, the Hero of the Cheesy Lines Association of Hip-Hop, the !@#$%-Ass Loudmouth, the Miles Morales of Rap. His fans take him as one of the greatest of all and the founder of a new era in Hip-Hop, but let us take a moment. Hopsin was first signed in to Ruthless Records, his debut album did bad, and accused the Queen of Ruthless (aka Eazy E's wife) of being such a bad manager. He, then, goes on to create a record label and disses the !@#$ out of her because his debut album did poorly. First off, he blames, blames, and blames. Accuses, accuses against others. He believes everyone, and I mean everyone, as the ones held responsible for corruption and is too !@#$% to take sole responsibility. 1. Please Dont Be A !@#$%* and Dont Disrespect the Wife of One of the Greatest (And Sadly Deceased) MCs of the 90s, Pay Respect How in the flying $%&@ are you going to diss the wife of a legendary rapper that is dead!?!? Of course, maybe Hopsin didn't make as much money as expected and blamed Ruthless for its failure, but didn't Hopsin consider that maybe, just maybe, that his debut album sucked? İNah, that cant be, Hopsin is so $%&@in rad. Everything he makes is dope. Everyone sucks, everyone has issues bEsides Hopsin, you know why, because Hopsin is RAW! As he claims to be a hardcore fan of 90s Rap, that was mostly dominated by Dr.Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube, those same artists that I've mentioned have made tens and tens of songs dissing Ruthless and was Hopsin's favorite rappers. Hopsin claims to be a conspiracy theorist, and all rap conspiracy theorists know that Eazy-E's beef with Dre settled down and he was thinking in leaving Ruthless (that is up until he coincidentally, at the time, got AIDS and died). Out of all the songs of his favorite rappers that were Anti-Ruthless and Eazy-E's trait of thought in departing from Ruthless, why in the flying $%&@ did he sign to $%&@in Ruthless in the first place!? If he was so intellectual as he claims he is, why didn't he read the contract, look at the amount he was going to be payed, instead of just signing in to the contract and complaining about the paycheck when you were informed on the spot. And Hop, dont complain how life is a !@#$%*, you diss rappers for no reason. You want respect? Earn it! 2. Hopsin Is A Coward Hopsin dissed many rappers. Many many many many rappers, and about two of them replied. He and Tyer the Creator actually beefed. And to be honest, both put up a good fight, especially Tyler, but the battle was a draw since both rappers are equally fake and stupid. Then there is Soulja Boy. Hopsin called Soulja Biy cheesy and accused him of being a puppet, then Soulja replied. After Soulja replied, Hopsin did not respond to it. How in the flying hell can you start beef, then not end it? Hop called this guy out, Soulja, being a million times more whacker than Tyler, dissed him back, and Hopsin was pussied out. İFrom the words of the wise Pitbull, "do not start what you can't finish"! 3. Lyricism The lyricism of this kid is as simplistic as that of a kindergartner could get. His rhymes are mostly one-syllable, and consists of the same flow as demonstrated in his Raw Album, and I'd bet my 10-year old brother can write better and more complex lyrics than him. Just because Hopsin talks about the illuminati and disses mainstream artists, it doesnt mean he is lyrical. Such as: Anyone can rhyme words, but it rare that emcees invent smart rhyme schemes, awesome wordplay, and top it off with an impressive flow. 3. White Contacts Hopsin, stop trying to make a fashion statement and cut off the contacts. We all know you bit that style from Method Man such as how you bit off Eminem. *rolls eyes* 4. Do You Expect To Go Harder Than Eminem By Copying His Style? If you think this statement is bogus, go compare the Real Slim Shady and/or Marshall Mathers LPs to that of Raw. It is funny how this guy tries to copy Shady yet he bites his own tongue trying to do so. 5. Hypocrisy This man is the most hypocritical and fake rapper I have ever witnessed and heard of. He raps about violence, promotes it, then randomly, he starts preachng in Nocturnal Rainbows and Ill Mind 5 how the world is so corrupt and only through him will be how to revive the grace of Mother Earth and renaissance her. He first disses the $%&@ out of every mainstream rapper and Ruthless Records,makes ludicrous music videos that are so stupid (note: Hopsin directs his own music videos), makes horrorcore tracks like Kill Her, preach, and then go back in making horrorcore songs like Kill Her, Doo Doo Pants and Sag My Pants? So drugs and sluts are a useless, stupid, and immature topic to rap about, but murder and rape isn't? Hopsin, you remind me of my parents. You know your stuff, you know what is good for rap and what isn't, but the trouble with you is that you aren't man enough to set an example and whenever we commit the same mistake you do, you trip over it and become Grandpa Louis and rant how these youngsters are a pain in the ass. You want to fix the lives of millions? Then fix your own. You want these kids to be more mature? then mature up yourself. Stop !@#$%^&*ting us and set an example for us. You want to be a role model?then leave the rap game forever and never come back. In rap, it's all about who is the illest and hardest, and for one to do that, you need to make yourself look divine and make others look like idiots. And to top it all off, how can you spend one whole album and one song and your whole life vociferating that the mainstream sucks ass, and then make a song like Doo Doo Pants?! Fun Fact: Hopsin got arrested three months after he released Ill Mind 5 . And just to sugar coat it all, you know how Hopsin says that he isn't in Hip-Hop for the money? He says he now wants out of the rap game, he experienced it and believes it is brutal, but then, he says that "there is too much money involved to leave". Hopsin, do you not trust Swizzle or Dizzy to handle Funk Volume? Were you not in the music, just for the music? It isn't hard to just walk away from a 500 thousand dollars, take 100k of them to go to college and finally be the role model you always wanted to be and make that same amount of money you had before. Now, for the Hector/Captain Marin/Crusade Bash Festival hosted by the dickriders of Marchus

Welcome every and all to a segment of the Umate of Hip-Hop, the Truth Nation. Here, is where I lift up the skirts and expose those rappers that are truly whack and show everyone that the same Whack MC I am harming and diminishing verbally receives more credibility than he/she (Note: "She" is included) actually deserves. Most people will hate me for this, but I stay true to my beliefs and if you disagree with it, please, I beg you, do not be rude and call me or any of my work "a joke" nor any offensive remarks. Yes, you can criticize, but please be mature about it and attack the idea, not the person. Trust me, I am not hater of any sort, I just embrace my constructive critiques. A hater envies the person's fame and fortune, is too lazy/!@#$% to get their feet wet in the rap game, and attacks the artist in a personal level, all I am doing is attacking the artists' work and I am trying to perfect the art of rap with the "R3DEMPTION" Blog as evidence. I will also be posting up the reason why Eminem is, was, an ever will be the G.O.A.T. If you really take my constructive critiques on a personal level, and feel like arguing just for the hell of it, I'll be flattered and shall strip you of your manhood, but only through Personal/Private Messaging . Live long and prosper.

I believe you are confusing the Eminem Show with Recovery. As it has been titled as overrated and too mainstream, I believe Recovery was one of the best albums lyrically if we exclude the instrumentals, but I will go in more depth in its content and author a review soon enough.

So true.

You should put that "Liberty is a lie" quote of Loki in the Avengers movie. That quote is so true since laws are the primary obstacle of liberty, with it, liberty is a lie. If liberty is granted, anarchy rises.

Here in the Orange Defense Network, we do not indoctrinate you nor dare to treat you as a commanded-on robot nor a number. We believe every member is valuable, thus forming the General Assembly which decides the fate of the alliance, not a group of people. Power is fairly distributed between the people and the government. We are one of the few remaining in this alliance that are democratic and ranked one of then top twenty in power and members. Our community is beyond active and internal political discussions happen in a daily basis. Most people in ODN are filled with great spirit. We have wicked graphics and rep the Naranja Pride. Our government isn't corrupt and we yield for the people. Do not forget to enlist me as your recruiter

This was not rude? If one reples a rude remark to me, chances are I will reply one back as well. Do you want me to ultimately praise your opinion and hail that your belief is fact? This is my opinion and my opinion solely, if you have a problem with it, then go cry and mourn for your loss in your own room and shed tears with the pillow if you desire. I never said it was the best album ever, I didn't give it a 10, a 9.5, a 9, nor a 8.5, I gave it a 8 since there were some tracks that bored me but the tracks that got a 9 or a 10 outweighed those.

Before these decisions can meet its goal. it shall be composed with blank ignorance if no alliances become aware of such cruelty pursuing within the realms of Planet Bob. Most Cyber Countries reside under an alliance, Mr. Shokkou, and they seem to be the most active of them all. If we can have them sacrifice power for honor, then the greater our cause will impact. Sadly, there are only a few alliances who glorify Mother Democracy.

The Republic of Exodus is willing to aid your country if your country decides to merge as a democracy.

If the album solely was great, then my sentiments are the same. Although I hugely doubt Soulja Boy would ever make an album that is close to decency.

The people have every right to know of all the censored content you're organization is indoctrinating from us. If Cyber liberty is one goal you hope to accomplish, then it would be necessary to trust the people since it is the people who work for freedom, not the leader.

If I thought the album itself, without mentioning or even looking at any albums that came out in 06, was great, then I would give it a great review. Of course, it would receive greater feedback than it should receive, but how can you compare this album to those that came out in 2006 since this was the only rap- record-label-wide album that I know about. I never said the album traveled a place where no one else in the rap world has gone to, I just said that this was a great album. And I believe that you did not read the Intro 2 Umate Entry of this blog... If you want to take my opinion so much in the ass and decide to not read these entries anymore, go right ahead, I will not be crying, grieving, and mourning over an arrogant punk who does not respect another's opinion. And if you believe this album sucked ass, check out You Dont Know, The Re-Up, Public Enemy Number One, Cry Now, and No Apologies; all tracks provided great lyricism that went H.A.M on the instrumental.

It does not defeat the purpose, it just creates justice to the ratings system. It won't be fair to compare an album to another when the rating is about that album itself. And I agree that the line was uncalled for, but every rapper has their times when their lyricism flips a bit.

I have added the Overall Rating of the album. 8/10

As its Predecessor being Marshall Mathers LP and the Eminem Show being the 4th Solo Album by Eminem, Eminem has proven towards the world as a whole, that he too, can come up with an unexpected turn of events, changing his style a bit, and yet create a flawless album at the same time. The Eminem Show has some tracks that is dedicated for laughs with Without Me, Business, Superman and My Dad's Gone Crazy, but most of it is dark-toned and discusses serious matters. Eminem takes a moment to address his real life issues he had to deal with whether it is fame and his career (Say Goodbye Hollywood, When the Music Stops, Say What You Say), his past (Cleanin Out My Closet, Drips, Sing For the Moment), motivation (Till I Collapse), politics (White America, Square Dance), or his responsibility as a father (Hailie's Song), or just repping the Shady Pride (Soldier). He appears to be more harsh on himself and accepting the criticism and accusation most critics of Marshall accuses him of being with "If I were black, I would've sold half", "I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim/ but I wasn't tough enough to juggle two thing at once/ I found myself laying on my knees and cuffs/" "I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leaving her side/ Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try /To make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake/ I maybe made some mistakes" as stated throughout the Eminem Show album, but alas, he takes a few tracks to lit a lyrical flame against the asses of those same critics. The album appears to be more influenced on rock rap than the horrorcore genre as Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers LPs have focused on ludicrous yet hilarious lines, and shows a side of Marshall Mathers the world has never seen before. In the end, Eminem has admitted that he did make mistakes in the past, but he is willing to accept them, move on, and vociferate to every Shady hater to not spend their whole lives envying his success; his love for Hailie is unconditional, his mother was a clear psychopath, and that ultimately, Eminem is, was, and ever will be the G.O.A.T. Curtains Up (Skit) - 9/10 for a skit White America - 10/10 Business - 8/10 Cleanin Out My Closet - 10/10 Square Dance - 9/10 The Kiss (Skit) - -10/10 as a Skit Soldier - 10/10 Say Goodbye Hollywood - 10/10 Drips - 8/10 Without Me - 9/10 Paul Rosenberg (Skit) - 5/10 as a Skit Sing for the Moment - 10/10 Superman - 7.5/10 Hailie's Song - 8/10 Steve Berman (Skit) - 10/10 as a Skit When the Music Stops - 8.5/10 Say What You Say - 8/10 Till I Collapse - 10/10 My Dad's Gone Crazy - 8/10 Curtains Close (Skit) - 6/10 as a Skit Overall: 9.5/10 Coming Soon Reviews: Language of My World, Recovery, Success Is Certain, Street Hop,and Welcome to: Our House

I am analyzing this album by its production solely. If I were to compare this album to King or Fishscale, then that would be a whole different analysis of the album. Yeah, I don't let one line or song ruin the whole album for me.

And what made the album mediocrity to you? The lyrical content isn't as raw as Shady and Shady Aftermath as a whole usually is, but they're use of metaphors, instrumentals, punchlines, and passion overpowers any and all flaws the album has. Sure there are a couple of mainstream tracks, ut in order for your album to be commercially successful, wouldn't you need to go with the flow a bit? And are you saying tracks like Jimmy Crack Corn, You Dont Know, Public Enemy Number One, Trapped, By My Side, Ski Max Remix, and Murder were mediocre tracks? Eminem, Cashis, D12, Stat Quo and Lloyd Banks butchered a pig just to go H.A.M.

As much as our country shares the same hatred for communism, we do not endorse your moment due to indoctrinating information from the people. It is really ironic how you lead your people by raging war against Communism and unite Planet Bob, yet indoctrinate us from certain information. Do you not trust us, Mr. Shokkou? Do you not trust Bob? In order for unity to be endured, one needs to lead wisely and inform his/her followers as much as as he/she is informed. The Republic of the Exodus repels your cause because of this course of action.

The collaborative album in which has been titled as "the Re-Up" is one of the best albums I have heard that has ben released upon by Shady Records. The album mostly features most signees of Shady Aftermath (Shady Records + Aftermath Entertainment). From Shady Narcotics to No Apologies, I have appeared to enjoy every single second of the record. Every song has been crafted perfectly, whether when it comes to lyrical content, catchy hooks, and the rhythm of the instrumental. The album is better listened if you listen to it as a whole in the order it is originally listed. The tracks in Re-Up are enjoyable when you hear them individually, but the the experience is much more excellent when listened to as a whole in the order given since the one track of the album introduces the next. I would do a review of each track in the Re-Up, but since I am writing this review five minutes after I heard the album and dont want to spend one more hour listening it to it all again due to my studies and social life, I will just give the rating digit. And I dont feel like writing essays today, and I know half of you won't follow through, so here are the rates of each track out of 10. Shady Narcotics (Skit) - 10/10 for a Skit We're Back- 8/10 Pistol Pistol Remix - 7.5/10 Murder- 8.5/10 Everything Is Shady - 8/10 The Re-Up - 9/10 You Dont Know - 10/10 Jimmy Crack Corn - 8/10 Trapped - 10/10 Whatever You Want - 7.5/10 Talkin All That - 7/10 By My Side - 8.5/10 Smack That Remix - 6.5/10 Public Enemy Number One - 10/10 Get Low - 7/10 Ski Mask Remix - 8.5/10 Shake That Remix - 8/10 Cry Now Remix - 9/10 No Apologies - 10/10 Overall - 8/10 Live long and prosper fellow readers

Hello and greetings all to the Umaté of Hip-Hop. For you curious minds that are questioning the title of this blog, the Star Wars term "Umaté" is a rock that is located in the Shanarai that is used by Jedi to tap the Coruscanti's "inner spirit" and since this blog lashes out my true, inner beliefs about Hip-Hop, why not call it that. Anyways, this blogplace shall be a library of all my critiques, rants, compliments, grievances, and analysis to rap music. I will also be making some recommendations of songs so if you are looking for awesome, new music, check here. The critiques/analysis will be about the artist or the content of an artist's album. I will also make some rants about mainstream rappers whereas I lift the skrits of those self-titled/wanna-be emcee "gangstahs" and expose of who they truly are (Im looking at you Keef, Wayne, Hopsin, Dizzy, Kanye, Soulja Boy, Tyga). If you are a fan of YMCMB/Keef/OFWGATA/Taylor Gang/MMG/Funk Volume, a !@#$%, a coward, a sensitive freak, or a guy who takes one's opinion as an insult, leave now! I am just expressing my honest opinion and in no way it is my intention to insult any reader that is not that artist I am insulting. Anyways, now that Im done here, I hope you guys enjoy whatever I am putting up and if you don't, then I will have some cheese for your whine. Live long and prosper.

On behalf of the Exodus Republic, we congratulate your independence and formation as a country. We hope your nation remains as a republic. May your country prosper.