Jack Layton
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2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:
We're building a wall, and Apocalypse Meow is going to pay for it!
The left can't meme. This is proof. Good thing you'll get a master propagandist after the war. You need it.
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Our propaganda machine is in full force.
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Always look forward to a good fight and even better propaganda.
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No! I must be AM's champion! I will be armed with my famous dildo sword and Junka will get an extra spiky pineapple, straight from the bowels of Hawaii.
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I guess so, because I've been !@#$@#$ you pretty good with them.
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Threatening Jack Layton with more war is like giving Junka a box of big black dildos. It's just too great a gift to decline.
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42 minutes ago, Emperor Khan said:
Another SNX nation sells off all their infra... just like their leader did. Actually it's worse, he's sold off all his nukes, soldiers, everything!!!
Deja-vu.
I think I helped him sell some of those assets off.
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On 7/11/2017 at 2:20 PM, Lord Hitchcock said:
iSX is calling the shots here, not you, not AM. Junka has the power for judgment and he also has the power for mercy. A clear example needs to be set against the barbarians of this world. As a trusted advisor to the Imperium, I will assure you that your fate is out of your control.
I am half in the bag, but I count 27 offensive wars declared by AM to 24 by SNX, despite us being roughly two thirds their size. And that's before I've even started trying lol.
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This won't just be one round, Chuck.
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Someone has to make it fair for you.
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SNX War Strategy
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2 hours ago, Captain Enema said:
I dunno how much of a fight I could envision, unfortunately I have this image of jack layton mounting his camel. Poor camel.
This is tradition in my part of Arabia.
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16 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:
It's ok, I know none of you can beat me 1v1.
I did last time we fought.
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13 minutes ago, gowfanatic said:
Well... that's a lot more money than I expected Jack to have.
Plenty of jizya has been paid to me by the dhimmis.
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22 minutes ago, Fox Fire said:
Yeah sure. Good luck. Would you like a hat for your ass? Or perhaps an ass for your hat?
Oh look. Another pervert.
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There are Islamic hordes waiting to mount their camels and charge.
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Allahu aqbar, my faithful Ummah!
The First Jacktifada has been launched to rid the world of Zionism and Producerism. Endless reward awaits those who take up arms against the infidel and strike them with a ferocity only matched by the burning desert sands. This fatwa has been shouted from every minaret in Dar al-Islam and it orders you to wage jihad against every Allah deprived pervert in Dar-al Kufr, but especially the infidel known as Immortan Junka! Blessings to our benefactor, Methrage/Sephiroth/Lucis. We wouldn't be doing this without you. May your death be quick and peaceful.Grand Mufti Jack Layton, Second Prophet of Islam, Descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) Through His First Wife Khadija, Spahi of the Ottoman Empire, Cab Driver, Bedouin Camel Warrior, Owner/Operator of Al-Sham Kebab Shop, IT Specialist, and Caliph of Dar al-Kanada.
ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!! -
Allahu aqbar!
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9 hours ago, Lucius Optimus said:
Why? So you can fight them? I thought AM wasn't interested in carrying this on after the first round.
That was until Field Marshall Grand Mufti Jack Layton took command of the mujahideen in the field.
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On 6/23/2017 at 4:26 PM, General Kanabis said:
We took a commercial break because our opponents were tuckered out.
A special thank you to The Freehold for their charitable donations
The Ellen Show will continue with it's regularly scheduled program now.
It's indeed troubling that zakat is being paid to the Zionists instead of to us Muslims. I might have to...talk to them.
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6 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:
Apocalypse Meow is an ally of an ally, so for those wishing ill, a conflict is improbable.
I'm glad this came to a reasonable conclusion. Long live the Imperium.
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14 minutes ago, Bluewinters said:
i rerolled morphine sent someone to attack me (Guy doesnt have the decency to attack me upfront) Guys im out and above the whole TIE v COBRA war i never knew i came in without knowing and because of this war i cant join the freehold.People I wouldnt of joined either alliances if i knew the history.
I'm going to enjoy fornicating with your skull with my nuclear schlong.
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I don't even know where to begin on that one.
Jihad on the Pervert Junka
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
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Sorry, I was so blinded by the !@#$tiness of your meme that I didn't realize there was a caption. It's funny you should say that, because it seems that SNX has been paying for it.
We declared war officially on 7/7, the 12th anniversary of the London bombings. I also just really like the number 7. It happens to be my number of wives/camels. I went to Lyricalz and adjusted the timescape from 7/7 to the present. To estimate the total aid received, what I did was I took each entry's aid received and tech sent. I set a standard tech rate of 9/100. If a nation received aid, but sent no tech, I assumed it to be war aid. If a nation both received aid and sent tech, I considered $9 million for every 100 tech sent to be a tech deal, with the excess being war aid. The figures I arrived at for both alliances was that SNX received $693 million in war aid over this time period while AM only received $288 million. Now inevitably, this method will also catch some tech deals in mid-progress. Ones where cash has been received, but tech is not yet sent. The true number is lower. I will put my educated estimate at approximately $650 million for SNX's war aid received and $250 million for AM. You're sucking back aid at around 2.6 times the rate we are. And considering this conflict didn't even really heat up until a couple weeks ago, throwing $650 million down the crapper in such a short time is rather impressive. What were you saying about attrition?